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posted by tamore
 ya know I needed this dumb lil eagle n flag somewhere
ya know I needed this dumb lil eagle n flag somewhere
I fucking love America.

Yeah, that’s right, I love it. In a time when it’s oh so trendy to hate society and all this country’s flaws, I love the United States of America.

And yes, I do acknowledge the flaws. It does suck that there’s still widespread racism and sexism and it sucks that same-sex marriage isn’t nationally recognized. (It also sucks that marijuana isn’t legal everywhere but ya know, I can let that go.)

I love America because I’m free. I love America because I’m free to love it یا I’m free to hate it. I can choose. I can voice my opinions.

I love that it can be funny for people to stand up and say "this country is flawed as hell." I love Jon Stewart and how he can make fun of America and Americans while still loving it/them. It's not blind love but it doesn't have to be to be true. America is flawed, we all know, but that's not going to stop me from loving it.

'Cause look, there are a hell of a lot of people in other countries who don’t have the option to poke fun یا voice opinions – it’s sit down and shut up یا die. Instead, our Constitution protects us and our courts defend us.

And I love America because I believe the spirit of progressivism is alive and kicking. I believe, fully and truly, that things are better than they were and they will continue to get even better.

Look at this chart:



Look at how things have improved and think about how they will improve. That’s the people making those changes, the people opening their minds and gradually becoming مزید accepting. Honestly, I find that a lot مزید impressive (even if not necessarily مزید desirable) than being completely open-minded from start to finish. We are overcoming our shitty biases and opinions. We are stronger than those barriers.

And note, this is coming from a lesbian. I know what discrimination feels like, legally and socially. I hate that when I grow up I want to get married but I also want to live in Pennsylvania, and currently that's not possible. But the thing is, I believe it will be. We've gotten so many victories just in the past ten years that I really don't think it will be long before same-sex marriage is legalized nationwide. Then we can مزید fully tackle issues with trans* people, and keep moving forward, آگے forward. Dissenters are a diminishing minority; we will win.

I also love America because there is upward mobility . When my dad’s father immigrated here he was dirt poor but he put himself through college and became successful. The cards may be against this mobility thanks to the offensively low minimum wage and old-money Republicans fighting programs like welfare and food stamps, but it’s possible if آپ fight for it, if آپ have that American spirit.

So hell yeah I love America. In addition to Big Macs, good music, California and Say Yes To The Dress, we have a history I’m proud of because it is story after story of overcoming adversity and bias. I believe we are currently laying the grounds for even مزید of those stories.

I won't apologize - I'm fuckin' proud to be an American.
posted by vamp_grl_123
Ok so here is a bunch of Random Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: LOL ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG آپ needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope آپ liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!
1 = 90% of girls dont watch family guy, robot chicken etc so don't talk about it much.

2 = tomboys will دکھائیں مزید affection than girlie girls.

3. Some girls get frustrated when آپ interrupt their video game. This rarely happens to a gu texting a girl

4. Girls don't like it when آپ interrupt their convo with their friends. To them it's R.U.D.E

5. Don't tease a girl if she likes Twilight Harry Potter etc........it hurts their feelings.

6. Please, don't hit on every girl in the school if آپ still have a girlfriend do آپ know how much that annoys us???

7. Don't text a girl in the middle of the night. We like to get our sleep. Otherwise, she'll just keep آپ up for a hour.

8. Girls like the guy that likes her to be jealous. Shell usually plan it out overnight.

9. Girls just adore attention like fat kids adore chocolate cake.

10. A girl I'll call a guy cute not hot. Shell only call him ht around her girlfriends.
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there's a girl. about 15. she hides her scars, with her mother's makeup. She wakes up. and she realizes, that today will never get better.

You are مزید than this. آپ are bliss. آپ are مزید than this. there's happiness at the end of a rainbow.
open your eyes. keep holding on. don't give up, beautiful girl. your still needed on this world.

there's this girl. she hides her food. behind her bed.
when she looks, in the mirror, she sees nothing but ugliness. her mom asks her, if she's okay. she puts on a fake smile and tries to hide the pain.


You are مزید than this. آپ are bliss. آپ are مزید than...
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posted by Hellowittykitty
Completely random poetry! But that's what this site is for, right

Bold like new
Bold like old
Bold like me and my bro
Bold like the Sun
Way faster when I run

Bolder than her
Don't know who she is
She has little tiny eyes
That decorate her sin

Bolder than my mother will ever be
Bolder than my future son, who will never see me
Bolder and stronger, than Katy Perry
Bolder than that little doggy
Who has mad it through pet-adoptery

Bolder than that brave hero
Bolder than that black heart
Boldest of all
Even though I've never thrown a dart

Bolder than thus
Bolder than this
Bolder than what I'm writing now
Dis, dat, and...
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1.always let him talk to آپ about stuff he likes
2.always see what آپ have in common (if آپ do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
4.DON'T TELL HIM HOW آپ FEEL AROUND HIM UNTILL HE ASKS آپ OUT THIS IS A RULE!
5.ALWAYS ask سوالات about him like his پسندیدہ color, his پسندیدہ movie یا his پسندیدہ t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your پسندیدہ clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your پسندیدہ فلمیں and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank آپ for reading i hope this helps :)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, آپ already کہا that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three منٹ later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: I think they know it's On The Block.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: How?
Master Sword: The عنوان of this مضمون clearly says On The Block!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh yes, it does. Today's crossover parody, Unfrozen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: We're combining two bad فلمیں for this. Frozen, and Unfriended.
Tom:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The ماہ award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If آپ were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, آپ finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got مزید important news.
Tom: Yes. In the گزشتہ episode, we...
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Source: edited سے طرف کی me
added by Canada24
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آپ are sitting on the سوفی, لٹانا waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with آپ for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny آپ say back. Are آپ ready to watch the movie آپ ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are آپ ok?" آپ ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) آپ are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly آپ are Gold. آپ hold his chest as آپ are pushing him was y and say " آپ watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I love you."...
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posted by Canada24
#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: آپ EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, آپ LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!


#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"


#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can آپ tell...
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posted by Zeku
Have آپ ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the دن finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first دن on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the دن for his trial...
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So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can آپ believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above بھیڑیا Among Us 2 یا No مزید Heroes 3? So after being disappointed سے طرف کی Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created سے طرف کی the lovely team at Activision,...
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