*I've learned that آپ can't make someone love you.
All آپ can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
*I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
*I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
*I've learned that whatever hits the پرستار won't be evenly distributed.
*I've learned that آپ shouldn't compare yourself to others.... They're مزید screwed up than آپ think.
*I've learned to not sweat the petty things.
And to not pet the sweaty things.
*I've learned that we're all responsible for what we do.
Unless we're celebrities.
*I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
*I've learned that the people آپ care most about in life are taken from آپ too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the butts are permanent.
*I've learned that آپ should always be nice to everyone...
So they don't end up treating آپ like a douchebag.
*I've learned that if you're ever trying to kill a مکڑی on your ceiling, it's never going to end well.
*I've learned that your room is going to be Dust City if آپ don't take care of it every two seconds.
*And finally, I've learned to never screw around with a wasp.
They took my only twenty dollar bill.
Pass this along to four friends... Trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen.
If not... Tough.
All آپ can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
*I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
*I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
*I've learned that whatever hits the پرستار won't be evenly distributed.
*I've learned that آپ shouldn't compare yourself to others.... They're مزید screwed up than آپ think.
*I've learned to not sweat the petty things.
And to not pet the sweaty things.
*I've learned that we're all responsible for what we do.
Unless we're celebrities.
*I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
*I've learned that the people آپ care most about in life are taken from آپ too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the butts are permanent.
*I've learned that آپ should always be nice to everyone...
So they don't end up treating آپ like a douchebag.
*I've learned that if you're ever trying to kill a مکڑی on your ceiling, it's never going to end well.
*I've learned that your room is going to be Dust City if آپ don't take care of it every two seconds.
*And finally, I've learned to never screw around with a wasp.
They took my only twenty dollar bill.
Pass this along to four friends... Trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen.
If not... Tough.
آپ don't have to worry about 2012.
Here's a couple of reasons why:
1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the اگلے few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.
2) There are no planets یا asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.
3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.
Read مزید at link
Here's a couple of reasons why:
1) The planets are not scheduled to align in 2012. In fact, there will be no major planetary alignments in the اگلے few decades. Even if there were, planetary alignment would have a negligible effect on Earth.
2) There are no planets یا asteroids that are set to crash into Earth. Astronomers are watching out for that sort of thing, and they haven't seen any.
3) The Mayan calendar will end in 2012. Rather than signifying the end of the world, what instead will happen is that the calendar will reset.
Read مزید at link
me: omg where are my keys *looks at sister* ......
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*
LALALA!
HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*
o_o
hi
heh heh *rocks* i love آپ teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o
*cuts her open and gets her guts out and finds my keys* there it is
mom: O_O
dad: o_o
brother: mommy!
me: uhhh hi?
sister: moves arms
me: heh heh *shoots my family*
LALALA!
HEH HEH ITS OKAY LITTLE TEDDY BEAR! *twitches eyes*
o_o
hi
heh heh *rocks* i love آپ teddy
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! he he lalalalalalala
rockysss lelele
hehehehehe
look over there
hehehehe
MWAHAHAHA MWAHAHAHAHA!
cat: meow!
me:huh no mr.whiskers its me ssook
my friend: AHHH!!!
o_o
Link I found this on: link
Just when we thought Facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.
An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”
Facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. اگلے thing آپ know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter Facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made سے طرف کی the January 25 youth.”
Now we turn to our community. What do آپ think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?
Thanks for reading.
Just when we thought Facebook couldn’t impact our lives anymore, it found another way.
An Israeli couple has named their baby Like, after the Like button on Facebook. We’ve heard some unique names in our time, but this one is a bit silly. The couple claims they thought the name sounded “modern and innovative.”
Facebook did not pay the couple, obviously, but this incident shows how large a role social media play in our lives. اگلے thing آپ know, parents will start naming their children, Facebook. Wait, that actually happened earlier this year! A man in Egypt named his daughter Facebook to express “his joy at the achievements made سے طرف کی the January 25 youth.”
Now we turn to our community. What do آپ think of these names? What’s the most unusual name you’ve ever heard of?
Thanks for reading.
I was like tottaly walking in my backyard yesterday and saw a squirl.Is that normal??? i always thaught آپ should see squirls in space.
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My دوستوں say that i'm delirous(or however آپ spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer مضمون so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Don't ask why though, caus i realy don't know either.My دوستوں say that i'm delirous(or however آپ spell that word)But i disagree even though i have no clue what it means.(te-he.)
well my dads yelling at me to get off now....
SO bye. it says that i have to wright a longer مضمون so pleas exscuse all the periods.k?? bye..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................