ABRIDGED FRIEZA:
#1:
Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are آپ doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin: (Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would آپ stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo: (Mad at Krillin’s stupidity) Shut up!
Krillin: Too scared!
Piccolo: Dammit!
Frieza: (about Krillin) What’s that fool going about now?
Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.
Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?
Goku: Everything.
Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!
#2:
Frieza: Why aren’t my men دکھانا up!?… Oh, they're dead... WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!?!
#3:
Frieza: So... we've been flying for about 20 منٹ now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.. (Nail remains silent) Oh, I know! How about a good old fashioned joke? How many Namekian’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?.. Their whole race! One to screw in the light bulb, and the rest to die... And then the other one dies too. (Nail remains silent) Stop ignoring me!
#4:
Frieza: I have to admit; This is new, monkey. This is definitely new. But a monkey is still a monkey, and I've killed plenty in my day... Millions. Literally millions. (Goku remains silent) What's the matter? Run out of quips? Cat got your tongue? No مزید words to flail? (Goku maintains silence) آپ think now that you're this so-called Super Saiyan that you're better than me, Lord Freeza? (Goku continues to maintain silence) WELL, YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact, FUCK THIS PLANET!!
#5:
Frieza: Oh please, if I'm as evil as آپ say I am then let God strike me down where I stand. (gets hit سے طرف کی a lightning bolt but is unaffected) HA! Nice try jackass! اگلے time give it your A-game!
#6:
Frieza: (last words) If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake... it's that I'm dying.
#7:
Krillin: We’re from earth.
Frieza: Oh, good. I'll stop سے طرف کی your planet on the way home; pick up some earth eggs, some earth milk, an- BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!!
#8:
Frieza: Good Lord, I was led to believe your race survived entirely on water! How is he so fat?!
#9:
Frieza: (seeing how stupid Goku is) How do آپ function!?
#10:
Frieza: Oh, سے طرف کی the way.. Not dead.
ABRIDGED GOKU:
#1:
Raditz: So.. I finally found you.. Kakarrot
Goku: … What?
Raditz: That’s right, that’s your name.
Goku: … What?
Raditz: Yes, آپ were sent too earth too kill every living creature.
Goku: … What?
Raditz: You.. Hit your head as baby.
Goku: … What?
#2:
Vegeta: (in pain) This... proves... nothing…
Goku: Are آپ okay in there?
Vegeta: (sarcastically) Yeah, I'm fan-fucking-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Goku: (delighted) Oh, really? Can I come in too?
Vegeta: (after a short pause) ...I'm surrounded سے طرف کی idiots.
Goku: I thought آپ were surrounded سے طرف کی gumdrops and ice cream.
Vegeta: (Vegeta screams with rage as he destroys the plateau around him) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILATED سے طرف کی A LOW CLASS RENCH!!
Goku: Aww, looks like someone, has a ice cream head ache.
Vegeta: THAT’S IT!! EVERYONE DIES!.. SAY GOOD BYE TOO YOUR PLANET KAKARROT!!
Goku: That’s not very nice.
Vegeta: (screaming) OF COARSE NOT!! I’M FUCKING EVIL!!
#3:
Frieza: It’s like آپ just use random words آپ hear, too sound smarter!
Goku: Ohh, your just being homophone.
#4:
Goku: My ribs, آپ broke m… Mmmm, ribs.
#5:
Goku: I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the بیکن in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am Son Gokū! and I am a Super-- (gets blasted in the face سے طرف کی Frieza) Saiyan.
#6:
Goku: I’m Goku.. I’m insane.. From earth.
Frieza: (confused stare).
Vegeta: (weakily) He means, Saiyan.
#7:
Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.
Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?
Goku: Everything.
Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!
#8:
Goku: Hey, Piccolo, mind if I ask آپ somethin'?
Piccolo: What is it?
Goku: You're not human either, right?
Piccolo: Yeah...?
Goku: And your dad spit آپ out as an egg, right?
Piccolo: What about it?
Goku: Are... Are آپ a Yoshi?
Piccolo: (sarcastically) Yes, Goku. I'm a green fucking dinosaur.
Goku: Can... Can I ride you?
#9:
Krillin: But how could you--
Goku: مفن, چپاتی Button.
Krillin: What?
Goku: Huh?
#10:
Goku: I'm done.. I'm done fighting you.. Your boring me.
ABRIDGED VEGETA:
#1:
Goku: What's wrong, Vegeta? Did Freezer do this to you?
Frieza: Oh look, he's all concerned. I'm impressed, Vegeta-- آپ managed to make a friend.
Vegeta: (weakily) Hate you. Hate آپ both
#2:
Cell: How?! HOW?! HOW DID آپ GET THIS STRONG?!
Vegeta: I trained all دن yesterday.
Cell: Oh, آپ think you're being cute?!
Vegeta: Bitch, I'm adorable.
#3:
Vegeta: Is that me? Is that me stronger than me!? I’LL FUCKING KILL ME!!
#4:
Gohan: But how!? I thought آپ had to have a pure دل to become a Super Saiyan, like my dad.
Vegeta: Oh, trust me. There's مزید than one way to realize the legend…
(flashback to a badly-injured Vegeta throwing a hissy fit)
Vegeta: I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (begins pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna—
(back to present)
Vegeta: Push-ups, sit ups and plenty of juice.
#5:
Bulma: آپ کہا آپ were wearing protection!
Vegeta: I was! I had my armour!
#6:
Vegeta: (laughs maniacally) He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy right now, I might not even slaughter آپ all!
Krillin: R-Really?
Vegeta: (laughter dies down) Oh no, آپ are all thoroughly screwed.
#7:
Vegeta: It’s dark out.. In a planet with four suns.. (watch alarm goes off in his head) OH آپ MOTHER FUCCCCCCCKKER!!
#8:
Vegeta: HAH! your dad's dead!
Piccolo: So's yours!
Vegeta: HAH!
#9:
Bulma: Oh, no, the Prince is getting all huffy! What are آپ gonna do, try to blow up Earth again? Because I have Goku on speed dial.
Vegeta: آپ must be as stupid as he is if آپ think he knows how to work a phone.
#10:
Vegeta: You! Namekian! Too strong! Explain now!
Trunks: He fused with Kami to become stronger.
Vegeta: The fuck's a Kami?
Krillin: Basically, God.
Vegeta: BUT I'M STILL HERE!
Trunks: Do آپ really believe your own hype that much?
Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!
#1:
Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)
Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are آپ doing now?
Goku: … Stretching.
Frieza: In the middle of our fight?
Goku: …… Yes.
(from distance)
Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.
Krillin: Wait a second.
Krillin: (Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!
Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?
Goku: (thinking) Oh no.
Piccolo: Would آپ stop screaming.
Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!
Piccolo: (Mad at Krillin’s stupidity) Shut up!
Krillin: Too scared!
Piccolo: Dammit!
Frieza: (about Krillin) What’s that fool going about now?
Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.
Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?
Goku: Everything.
Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!
#2:
Frieza: Why aren’t my men دکھانا up!?… Oh, they're dead... WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!?!
#3:
Frieza: So... we've been flying for about 20 منٹ now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.. (Nail remains silent) Oh, I know! How about a good old fashioned joke? How many Namekian’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?.. Their whole race! One to screw in the light bulb, and the rest to die... And then the other one dies too. (Nail remains silent) Stop ignoring me!
#4:
Frieza: I have to admit; This is new, monkey. This is definitely new. But a monkey is still a monkey, and I've killed plenty in my day... Millions. Literally millions. (Goku remains silent) What's the matter? Run out of quips? Cat got your tongue? No مزید words to flail? (Goku maintains silence) آپ think now that you're this so-called Super Saiyan that you're better than me, Lord Freeza? (Goku continues to maintain silence) WELL, YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact, FUCK THIS PLANET!!
#5:
Frieza: Oh please, if I'm as evil as آپ say I am then let God strike me down where I stand. (gets hit سے طرف کی a lightning bolt but is unaffected) HA! Nice try jackass! اگلے time give it your A-game!
#6:
Frieza: (last words) If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake... it's that I'm dying.
#7:
Krillin: We’re from earth.
Frieza: Oh, good. I'll stop سے طرف کی your planet on the way home; pick up some earth eggs, some earth milk, an- BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!!
#8:
Frieza: Good Lord, I was led to believe your race survived entirely on water! How is he so fat?!
#9:
Frieza: (seeing how stupid Goku is) How do آپ function!?
#10:
Frieza: Oh, سے طرف کی the way.. Not dead.
ABRIDGED GOKU:
#1:
Raditz: So.. I finally found you.. Kakarrot
Goku: … What?
Raditz: That’s right, that’s your name.
Goku: … What?
Raditz: Yes, آپ were sent too earth too kill every living creature.
Goku: … What?
Raditz: You.. Hit your head as baby.
Goku: … What?
#2:
Vegeta: (in pain) This... proves... nothing…
Goku: Are آپ okay in there?
Vegeta: (sarcastically) Yeah, I'm fan-fucking-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.
Goku: (delighted) Oh, really? Can I come in too?
Vegeta: (after a short pause) ...I'm surrounded سے طرف کی idiots.
Goku: I thought آپ were surrounded سے طرف کی gumdrops and ice cream.
Vegeta: (Vegeta screams with rage as he destroys the plateau around him) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILATED سے طرف کی A LOW CLASS RENCH!!
Goku: Aww, looks like someone, has a ice cream head ache.
Vegeta: THAT’S IT!! EVERYONE DIES!.. SAY GOOD BYE TOO YOUR PLANET KAKARROT!!
Goku: That’s not very nice.
Vegeta: (screaming) OF COARSE NOT!! I’M FUCKING EVIL!!
#3:
Frieza: It’s like آپ just use random words آپ hear, too sound smarter!
Goku: Ohh, your just being homophone.
#4:
Goku: My ribs, آپ broke m… Mmmm, ribs.
#5:
Goku: I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the بیکن in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am Son Gokū! and I am a Super-- (gets blasted in the face سے طرف کی Frieza) Saiyan.
#6:
Goku: I’m Goku.. I’m insane.. From earth.
Frieza: (confused stare).
Vegeta: (weakily) He means, Saiyan.
#7:
Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.
Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?
Goku: Everything.
Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!
#8:
Goku: Hey, Piccolo, mind if I ask آپ somethin'?
Piccolo: What is it?
Goku: You're not human either, right?
Piccolo: Yeah...?
Goku: And your dad spit آپ out as an egg, right?
Piccolo: What about it?
Goku: Are... Are آپ a Yoshi?
Piccolo: (sarcastically) Yes, Goku. I'm a green fucking dinosaur.
Goku: Can... Can I ride you?
#9:
Krillin: But how could you--
Goku: مفن, چپاتی Button.
Krillin: What?
Goku: Huh?
#10:
Goku: I'm done.. I'm done fighting you.. Your boring me.
ABRIDGED VEGETA:
#1:
Goku: What's wrong, Vegeta? Did Freezer do this to you?
Frieza: Oh look, he's all concerned. I'm impressed, Vegeta-- آپ managed to make a friend.
Vegeta: (weakily) Hate you. Hate آپ both
#2:
Cell: How?! HOW?! HOW DID آپ GET THIS STRONG?!
Vegeta: I trained all دن yesterday.
Cell: Oh, آپ think you're being cute?!
Vegeta: Bitch, I'm adorable.
#3:
Vegeta: Is that me? Is that me stronger than me!? I’LL FUCKING KILL ME!!
#4:
Gohan: But how!? I thought آپ had to have a pure دل to become a Super Saiyan, like my dad.
Vegeta: Oh, trust me. There's مزید than one way to realize the legend…
(flashback to a badly-injured Vegeta throwing a hissy fit)
Vegeta: I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (begins pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna—
(back to present)
Vegeta: Push-ups, sit ups and plenty of juice.
#5:
Bulma: آپ کہا آپ were wearing protection!
Vegeta: I was! I had my armour!
#6:
Vegeta: (laughs maniacally) He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy right now, I might not even slaughter آپ all!
Krillin: R-Really?
Vegeta: (laughter dies down) Oh no, آپ are all thoroughly screwed.
#7:
Vegeta: It’s dark out.. In a planet with four suns.. (watch alarm goes off in his head) OH آپ MOTHER FUCCCCCCCKKER!!
#8:
Vegeta: HAH! your dad's dead!
Piccolo: So's yours!
Vegeta: HAH!
#9:
Bulma: Oh, no, the Prince is getting all huffy! What are آپ gonna do, try to blow up Earth again? Because I have Goku on speed dial.
Vegeta: آپ must be as stupid as he is if آپ think he knows how to work a phone.
#10:
Vegeta: You! Namekian! Too strong! Explain now!
Trunks: He fused with Kami to become stronger.
Vegeta: The fuck's a Kami?
Krillin: Basically, God.
Vegeta: BUT I'M STILL HERE!
Trunks: Do آپ really believe your own hype that much?
Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!
"When There's Nothing Left"
When there's nothing left to give
I will give آپ مزید than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No موسیقی to play so I sing آپ my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
آپ still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I love you
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give آپ مزید than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give آپ my heart
I'm gonna give آپ my دل
When there's nothing left to give
I will give آپ مزید than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus
No موسیقی to play so I sing آپ my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
آپ still stay the same
You're looking so strong
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I love you
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus
When there's nothing left to give
I will give آپ مزید than I ever gave before
I'm gonna give آپ my heart
I'm gonna give آپ my دل
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He تقسیم, الگ کریں the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the fruit seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.
The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.
This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.
He تقسیم, الگ کریں the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the fruit seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.
MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
