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ABRIDGED FRIEZA:

#1:

Goku: (puts his hands up, preparing a spirit bomb)

Frieza: (not aware of what’s happening) What are آپ doing now?

Goku: … Stretching.

Frieza: In the middle of our fight?

Goku: …… Yes.

(from distance)

Piccolo: What’s going on? He’s just standing there with his hands up.

Krillin: Wait a second.

Krillin: (Goku and Frieza and hear Krillin, cause he’s screaming as loud as possible) HE’S USING THE SPIRIT BOMB!

Frieza: The Spirit whats-it-now?

Goku: (thinking) Oh no.

Piccolo: Would آپ stop screaming.

Krillin: (still screaming) THE SPIRIT BOMB IS THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL FRIEZA!

Piccolo: (Mad at Krillin’s stupidity) Shut up!

Krillin: Too scared!

Piccolo: Dammit!

Frieza: (about Krillin) What’s that fool going about now?

Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.

Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?

Goku: Everything.

Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!

#2:

Frieza: Why aren’t my men دکھانا up!?… Oh, they're dead... WHY ARE THEY DEAD?!?!

#3:

Frieza: So... we've been flying for about 20 منٹ now... got any family? ...Because if so, I probably killed them.. (Nail remains silent) Oh, I know! How about a good old fashioned joke? How many Namekian’s does it take to screw in a light bulb?.. Their whole race! One to screw in the light bulb, and the rest to die... And then the other one dies too. (Nail remains silent) Stop ignoring me!

#4:

Frieza: I have to admit; This is new, monkey. This is definitely new. But a monkey is still a monkey, and I've killed plenty in my day... Millions. Literally millions. (Goku remains silent) What's the matter? Run out of quips? Cat got your tongue? No مزید words to flail? (Goku maintains silence) آپ think now that you're this so-called Super Saiyan that you're better than me, Lord Freeza? (Goku continues to maintain silence) WELL, YOU'RE NOT! I own you! I own your planet! I own this planet! In fact, FUCK THIS PLANET!!

#5:

Frieza: Oh please, if I'm as evil as آپ say I am then let God strike me down where I stand. (gets hit سے طرف کی a lightning bolt but is unaffected) HA! Nice try jackass! اگلے time give it your A-game!

#6:

Frieza: (last words) If I had any single regret for the countless horrific events that have transpired in my wake... it's that I'm dying.

#7:

Krillin: We’re from earth.

Frieza: Oh, good. I'll stop سے طرف کی your planet on the way home; pick up some earth eggs, some earth milk, an- BLOW IT THE FUCK UP!!

#8:

Frieza: Good Lord, I was led to believe your race survived entirely on water! How is he so fat?!

#9:

Frieza: (seeing how stupid Goku is) How do آپ function!?

#10:

Frieza: Oh, سے طرف کی the way.. Not dead.



ABRIDGED GOKU:

#1:

Raditz: So.. I finally found you.. Kakarrot

Goku: … What?

Raditz: That’s right, that’s your name.

Goku: … What?

Raditz: Yes, آپ were sent too earth too kill every living creature.

Goku: … What?

Raditz: You.. Hit your head as baby.

Goku: … What?

#2:

Vegeta: (in pain) This... proves... nothing…

Goku: Are آپ okay in there?

Vegeta: (sarcastically) Yeah, I'm fan-fucking-tastic. Nothing but gumdrops and ice cream in here.

Goku: (delighted) Oh, really? Can I come in too?

Vegeta: (after a short pause) ...I'm surrounded سے طرف کی idiots.

Goku: I thought آپ were surrounded سے طرف کی gumdrops and ice cream.

Vegeta: (Vegeta screams with rage as he destroys the plateau around him) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILATED سے طرف کی A LOW CLASS RENCH!!

Goku: Aww, looks like someone, has a ice cream head ache.

Vegeta: THAT’S IT!! EVERYONE DIES!.. SAY GOOD BYE TOO YOUR PLANET KAKARROT!!

Goku: That’s not very nice.

Vegeta: (screaming) OF COARSE NOT!! I’M FUCKING EVIL!!

#3:

Frieza: It’s like آپ just use random words آپ hear, too sound smarter!

Goku: Ohh, your just being homophone.

#4:

Goku: My ribs, آپ broke m… Mmmm, ribs.

#5:

Goku: I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the light bulb in the darkness! I am the بیکن in the fridge for all the living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am Son Gokū! and I am a Super-- (gets blasted in the face سے طرف کی Frieza) Saiyan.

#6:

Goku: I’m Goku.. I’m insane.. From earth.

Frieza: (confused stare).

Vegeta: (weakily) He means, Saiyan.

#7:

Goku: He’s talking about… Ghosts.

Frieda: What do ghosts have to do with this!?

Goku: Everything.

Freeza: … That's stupid.. You're stupid!.. STOP BEING STUPID!

#8:

Goku: Hey, Piccolo, mind if I ask آپ somethin'?

Piccolo: What is it?

Goku: You're not human either, right?

Piccolo: Yeah...?

Goku: And your dad spit آپ out as an egg, right?

Piccolo: What about it?

Goku: Are... Are آپ a Yoshi?

Piccolo: (sarcastically) Yes, Goku. I'm a green fucking dinosaur.

Goku: Can... Can I ride you?

#9:

Krillin: But how could you--

Goku: مفن, چپاتی Button.

Krillin: What?

Goku: Huh?

#10:

Goku: I'm done.. I'm done fighting you.. Your boring me.



ABRIDGED VEGETA:

#1:

Goku: What's wrong, Vegeta? Did Freezer do this to you?

Frieza: Oh look, he's all concerned. I'm impressed, Vegeta-- آپ managed to make a friend.

Vegeta: (weakily) Hate you. Hate آپ both

#2:

Cell: How?! HOW?! HOW DID آپ GET THIS STRONG?!

Vegeta: I trained all دن yesterday.

Cell: Oh, آپ think you're being cute?!

Vegeta: Bitch, I'm adorable.

#3:

Vegeta: Is that me? Is that me stronger than me!? I’LL FUCKING KILL ME!!

#4:

Gohan: But how!? I thought آپ had to have a pure دل to become a Super Saiyan, like my dad.

Vegeta: Oh, trust me. There's مزید than one way to realize the legend…

(flashback to a badly-injured Vegeta throwing a hissy fit)

Vegeta: I wanna! I wanna be a Super Saiyan! I wanna! (begins pounding the ground like a spoiled child) IwannaIwannaIwannaIwannaIwanna—

(back to present)

Vegeta: Push-ups, sit ups and plenty of juice.

#5:

Bulma: آپ کہا آپ were wearing protection!

Vegeta: I was! I had my armour!

#6:

Vegeta: (laughs maniacally) He's gone! He's finally gone! I'm so happy right now, I might not even slaughter آپ all!

Krillin: R-Really?

Vegeta: (laughter dies down) Oh no, آپ are all thoroughly screwed.

#7:

Vegeta: It’s dark out.. In a planet with four suns.. (watch alarm goes off in his head) OH آپ MOTHER FUCCCCCCCKKER!!

#8:

Vegeta: HAH! your dad's dead!

Piccolo: So's yours!

Vegeta: HAH!

#9:

Bulma: Oh, no, the Prince is getting all huffy! What are آپ gonna do, try to blow up Earth again? Because I have Goku on speed dial.

Vegeta: آپ must be as stupid as he is if آپ think he knows how to work a phone.

#10:

Vegeta: You! Namekian! Too strong! Explain now!

Trunks: He fused with Kami to become stronger.

Vegeta: The fuck's a Kami?

Krillin: Basically, God.

Vegeta: BUT I'M STILL HERE!

Trunks: Do آپ really believe your own hype that much?

Vegeta: I AM THE HYPE!
Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell آپ all these: What dates & Why آپ don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's دن
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday یا the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, آپ know how if آپ see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why آپ ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would آپ want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 سال old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. آپ fall down the stairs.

2. A درخت falls down on you.

3. A لاما spits in your face.

4. آپ eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. آپ are making out with a person and then آپ trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your تکیا gets a face and bites آپ head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate آپ and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, آپ get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that آپ are going to die, then آپ die.

11. When آپ are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up جے leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are آپ addicted? Are آپ a super fan? Are آپ just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are آپ on Fanpop too much?

1. آپ see something آپ like, and think Oh, I want to پرستار that club!

2. آپ start shipping people آپ know یا see.

3. آپ hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. آپ hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. آپ hear something and آپ want to تبصرہ on it.

6. آپ have great ideas of something آپ should post on Fanpop at completely random times of day.

7. آپ get a new پسندیدہ and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will آپ marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no مزید مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and آپ have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely random things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as آپ can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as آپ can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend آپ try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT یا IT WON'T WORK AND آپ WILL WISH آپ HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK آپ OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT آپ ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise آپ WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. اگلے to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS آپ WANT. ~ 3....
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The سب, سب سے اوپر six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as آپ have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command یا File Name" is about as informative as

"If آپ don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as آپ make a commitment to one, آپ find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around آپ has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything آپ say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive آپ crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and آپ just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone without a reason
12.if آپ start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if آپ were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give آپ 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so آپ know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This brave had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that آپ just wanna مککا, عجیب الخلقت in the face , then someohow , آپ end up in a relationship with them , آپ fall in love , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing آپ want to burn either (:]) Well if آپ still have feelings for that person im gonna help آپ get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap آپ guys (: , ohk so آپ could first start off سے طرف کی doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave آپ on آگ کے, آگ ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be دیا LIFE in prison without the possibility یا parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet ازگر refused to eat it was دیا three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD دکھانا Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the ازگر in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the ازگر failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf یا date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the اگلے time.....thank u all for reading this..and plz تبصرہ ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think یا relate to these, in some way یا another:

-When آپ forget someone's name آپ wait for someone else to say it so آپ don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't خارج my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and آپ are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are آپ kidding me?' even though آپ know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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1.we hate it when آپ grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when آپ cheat,we hate آپ and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like آپ understand PMS,because آپ dont.So stop acting like it.

4.when آپ stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and آپ get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So آپ may as well stfu.

5.when آپ flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if آپ arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like آپ dont care.We want...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal سے طرف کی conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what آپ think."

7. Claim that آپ must always wear a bicycle ہیلمیٹ as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway آپ never take, یا teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from lost to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see آپ crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person یا kindly...
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Like the عنوان says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My دوستوں کہا that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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