1. At the movies: When آپ meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are آپ doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t آپ try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When آپ ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets آپ after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well آپ haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and آپ ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.
7. When آپ get woken up at midnight سے طرف کی a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were آپ sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry یا not. آپ thought I was sleeping…. آپ dumb witted moron.
8. When آپ see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
ارے have آپ had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10.. آپ are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so آپ smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are آپ doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t آپ try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When آپ ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets آپ after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well آپ haven’t particularly s hr unk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and آپ ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout….it’s just the money.
7. When آپ get woken up at midnight سے طرف کی a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were آپ sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry یا not. آپ thought I was sleeping…. آپ dumb witted moron.
8. When آپ see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
ارے have آپ had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10.. آپ are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so آپ smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
Alpha kenny body
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and آپ have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)
I won a math debate
2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)
Eye map ness
3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness
Write this down on paper and آپ have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)
Eye Emma rate hard
4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)
Eye M egg ay
5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay
(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
