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posted by nessienjake
Haha I found it on the internet and I just loved it :)
its short but funny :D


A Really Bad دن
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps اگلے to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy آپ another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This دن is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police کہا that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in بستر with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, آپ دکھائیں up and drink my poison."


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posted by ilovetowrite
Why ,Why, Why ?
Should I Try......
to love someone
they see him trying to fly
but i don't love so tell me
why ,why ,why?
Can't I fly
without my useless wings
so why ,why ,why?
and If I'll die
I can say goodbye
with a lot of pride
I can see through my mind
Why, why,why ?
they'll not oblige me
to be ............
who i don't wanna be
they'll never take me away
and i'll stay in that way
that's why ,,,,,,,,,,,,
I'll never care about them
I'll forever fly to
everywhere without any supply
so let me be!
posted by crazy_frog222
Your alarm goes off, آپ hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm شاور to help آپ wake up.
He goes days یا weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the پار, صلیب hanging on his chain اگلے to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't...
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posted by MrsGerrenHowell
dont آپ just love being random i mean on this spot آپ can talk about anything آپ want like sausages یا mashed potatoe
its cool to be random like just yeasterday i saw a bird and then i saw a plane how random (i just thought i would write that)

life should be مزید random it makes life مزید fun


whats your favourite random thing to do apart from talk about random stuff and do random things?? random words

fly
spatula
carrot
peeler
saucepan



it says write a longer مضمون boring

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