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posted by nessienjake
Haha I found it on the internet and I just loved it :)
its short but funny :D


A Really Bad دن
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps اگلے to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy آپ another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This دن is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police کہا that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in بستر with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, آپ دکھائیں up and drink my poison."


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 This is your new language.
This is your new language.
(This مضمون is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of عملی حکمت each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how آپ want to be "Miku-Chan" when آپ get older.

4. On سب, سب سے اوپر of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If آپ have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...
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