User: I didn't know آپ could play Twister all سے طرف کی yourself.
Cleverbot: I didn't know آپ could play the cello online either.
User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.
Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.
User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.
Cleverbot: آپ spelled fear wrong...
User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.
Cleverbot: Probably, but he یا she wouldn't want to admit it.
User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.
Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that آپ can see that آپ di.
User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.
Cleverbot: A woman is a person.
User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese چائے port?
User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Erica will be so disappointed in them.
Cleverbot: Seriously? That just blew my mind!
User: And I thought Canada's main exports were hockey and میپل syrup.
Cleverbot: No, actually, pie is clearly dominate.
User: You're not that special... Welcome to the human race!
Cleverbot: Hello melinda, I'm interested in the research you've been doing here on human instrumentality. Could آپ bring me up to speed with your current work?
User: I'll curb my enthusiasm when we have this freak locked in a box.
Cleverbot: But آپ can't think.
Cleverbot: I didn't know آپ could play the cello online either.
User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.
Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.
User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.
Cleverbot: آپ spelled fear wrong...
User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.
Cleverbot: Probably, but he یا she wouldn't want to admit it.
User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.
Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that آپ can see that آپ di.
User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch.
Cleverbot: A woman is a person.
User: Since when do we pay attention to bad press?!
Cleverbot: I don't know. Do they have a Chinese چائے port?
User: Did Alex mention that she's a detective too and her thesis is actually a subpeona we need to serve on Erica?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Erica will be so disappointed in them.
Cleverbot: Seriously? That just blew my mind!
User: And I thought Canada's main exports were hockey and میپل syrup.
Cleverbot: No, actually, pie is clearly dominate.
User: You're not that special... Welcome to the human race!
Cleverbot: Hello melinda, I'm interested in the research you've been doing here on human instrumentality. Could آپ bring me up to speed with your current work?
User: I'll curb my enthusiasm when we have this freak locked in a box.
Cleverbot: But آپ can't think.
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool شارک movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST GOOSEBUMPS EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion یا something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool شارک movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST GOOSEBUMPS EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion یا something.. That face image fucked me up..