When I went to see Toy Story 3 and Despicable Me, the previews were the same. And all the فلمیں that the previews were advertising looked terrible. Well, Tangled looks OK, and Megamind seems worth it, but Smurf and Kitty Galore look like an insult to my intelligence. Maybe I'm just taking these too seriously, but still. Previews are supposed to make their فلمیں look GOOD.
The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If آپ haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know آپ shouldn't judge a movie سے طرف کی it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy to cliche. And predictable.
Just سے طرف کی watching the trailer, I can tell آپ the whole storyline:
Guy بھیڑیا and girl بھیڑیا of different social rankings get stuck in situations that force them to work together, guy turns out to have unexpected skills the girl didn't know about, and after a misunderstanding یا two, they fall in love. Yawn.
And also, what's up with all the potty and sex jokes? The potty jokes are too immature to get the whole audience interested, and the sex jokes are so obvious that the kids will be questioning their parents afterwards. And the اندازی حرکت looks سیکنڈ class and outdated. And finally, why would they want to make a بھیڑیا look sexy in a kid's movie?
I love ranting! =D
The trailer that really got to me was Alpha and Omega. If آپ haven't seen it, look it up on Youtube. I know آپ shouldn't judge a movie سے طرف کی it's, uh, trailer, but this seems like it's going to be freakin' horrible.
Wayyy to cliche. And predictable.
Just سے طرف کی watching the trailer, I can tell آپ the whole storyline:
Guy بھیڑیا and girl بھیڑیا of different social rankings get stuck in situations that force them to work together, guy turns out to have unexpected skills the girl didn't know about, and after a misunderstanding یا two, they fall in love. Yawn.
And also, what's up with all the potty and sex jokes? The potty jokes are too immature to get the whole audience interested, and the sex jokes are so obvious that the kids will be questioning their parents afterwards. And the اندازی حرکت looks سیکنڈ class and outdated. And finally, why would they want to make a بھیڑیا look sexy in a kid's movie?
I love ranting! =D
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
گٹار by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if آپ think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if آپ just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if آپ think that we cant sing it faster then آپ wrong but itll help if آپ just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if آپ just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
گٹار by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if آپ think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if آپ just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if آپ think that we cant sing it faster then آپ wrong but itll help if آپ just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if آپ just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
A husband went to the doctor and tells the doctor
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond اقدام 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ہوم and found the wife preparing رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 مزید feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she جوابات back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
"I think my wife is going deaf"
-Doc-"Just to find out do this test on her
stand 50 feet away from her and ask her something if she doesn't respond اقدام 10 feet closer and try the same thing as so forth"
So the husbad got ہوم and found the wife preparing رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and asks her
"Honey, Whats for dinner" No reply
he moves 10 feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" No reply
so he moved 10 مزید feet closer and tries again
"honey whats for dinner" she جوابات back and says
"For the third freaking time its chicken"
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic سیکنڈ line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying آپ simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
This is the (hands down!!) winner...
'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying آپ simply demolished my life.
I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'