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posted by AnimeFan66
This مضمون is for people who are not دوستوں with me yet, people who are friends, and people who must know this because these things I am about to tell are not only painful, but also terrible things.

As a lot of آپ people have already realized, I have Atusim. I've had it ever sense I was little. At those times, my parents never told me about this until I was prouably sixteen یا seventeen. Ever sense then, my whole life has been nothing but garbage because not only have I been teased several occasions, but I have also suffered from depression, anger, and brainloss sometimes. These things are...
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posted by goddessoflife
I started a Language contest on the جوابات spot in this group. Here are the winners:

Round 1) Winner: darkmintoutau
Language: Greek
Όταν η ζωή σου δίνει το λεμόνι, κάνει το χυμό πορτοκαλιού και στη συνέχεια, καθίστε πίσω και αναρωτιέμαι πώς το κάνατε. Και:
Είμαστε αυστηρότερο από ό, τι σε λιπαρές ουσίες τύπος στο καλσόν!
When life gives آپ lemons, make مالٹا, نارنگی رس, جوس and then sit back and wonder how آپ did. And: We're tighter than a fat guy in tights!

Round 2) Winner: xXxJDloverxXx
Language: Basque
benetan behar dut off lortzeko webgune honetan!
I really need to get off this site!

Round 3) Open.
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
(Try reading this story with a cowboy یا a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look مزید like squares to me." کہا Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The سٹار, ستارہ landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.

Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping دوستوں Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks مزید like squares to me" thingy....any way what do آپ guys think????
posted by Free_Spirit
Me: OKay well this is for my religion class, i گیا کیا پوسٹ it on the writing spot but no ones شدہ تبصرہ and its dues this week soo um yeah. to give a note i have to use an artistic form to دکھائیں my image of Jesus, and i chose to use the sea as a metapor..okay please comment...and critism

Freedom:
To feel the sand
The sun on your back
It’s a no man’s land
With no fear of attack
No chains of society
The sea frees all
Lose all your anxiety
And watch as the waves fall
God’s سیکنڈ heaven under the sun
Surrounding all things being
The sea will be undone
For those people foreseeing
The sea without...
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posted by milorox18
When I resolve into the essence
Tlhat I mostly am‚
I feel a deep connection
With every living thing.
For that which most imbues me
With my identity
Is somehow in the other‚ too‚
So that when I look around
I see myself- reflected
Hidden is this union
Is the wonderful discovery
That if indeed the angels
Have wings-
Then so do I.
And if the essence of a flower
Drifts out of a gentle breeze-
Then so do I.
And if the midnight sky
Is radiant with light-
Then so am I.
And if the silent mystery
Somehow becomes revealed
In tiny dewdrops fair-
Then so willI.
For every lovely thing
Manifests the essence
Of which I am a part‚
So beware‚ my soul‚ beware‚
And اقدام with gentle heart
Throughout theis mystic veil.
For if Love has left its imprint here-
Then so have I!

This is not mine‚ this was written سے طرف کی Donna Miesbach
posted by twilight0girl
zydrate addicts:"i cant feel nothin at all.."
Graverobber:"drug market,submarket,sometimes i wonder why i ever got in.blood market,love market,sometimes i wonder why they need me at all! zdrate comes in a little glass vile..

shiloh:a little glass vile?
zydrate addicts:a little glass vile!

Graverobber:and the little glas vile goes into the gun like a battery.and the gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

zydrate addicts:Ahh,ahh

and when the gun goes off it sparks and your ready for surgery..surgery

Amber sweet:Graverobber..graverobber
sometimes i wonder why i even bother..graverobber..graverobber,sometimes...
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posted by DoctorSpud
I actually cried coming up with this speech last night...I think it was even مزید beautiful when I first came up with it.

If آپ were to think like me and look through multiple viewpoints of life and existence heck even trillions of different viewpoints from the stars to the planets and everything inbetween and beyond even through your best دوستوں eyes آپ would be blown away.
If آپ were to sit and truly think about it all آپ would realize that people come up with the formulas and the math and the science even though none of it exists. They try to stabilize existence and make it pure intel...
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posted by nocock
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a مزید perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article. I.
Section. 1.
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

Section. 2.
The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every سیکنڈ سال by...
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WINKWAKER430:
Much as we tease each other, he's always been there for me. Sense the beginning, like Sean.. He's even مزید sarcastic than I am.. Usually I can't tell if he's serious یا not..


DREAMTIME:
Oh how I miss her.. Only person here I considered a stronger friend that Wind..She was here secretly for a while.. But now seems permentally gone.. Doesn't really responde to my Gmail's either.. So just a memory now I suppose..


SEANTHEHEDEHOG:
I may get annoyed at his random videos, but he's always there, and still includes me in some of his فورم stories.. So yeah..


COKETHEUNBREAN:
Well, we may not talk much, but he's always been there, so why not.. Aqua two..


THELEFERIS24:
Well, their relatively new. But the fact I added them to facebook should count as a huge thing.. So thanks for always being nice.. Oh, and why not add Nuri..



If I left anyone out, I'm sorry.. just used the first ones that came to my head..
posted by talinabeadles
If آپ are looking for a boy to prank call. Call your ex and tell him he got آپ pregnant and that آپ want child support. Then if he hangs up repeat the cycle again. hope this helps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




then if آپ want to be mean about it then do it at school and make a rumor and see what people say and then the اگلے دن say that آپ are the pregnant one and your not just kidding they fell for it and seeif آپ get child support hope this helps like i کہا have not tried ths yet but we will i no this is very long i understand then stop reading and if آپ are still reading thisthen i know آپ love me no joke i thought آپ did not want to countinue reading آپ llied what a big mistake not jk lol this is so random ask your mom hows she doing for me kk yous till read bye now your still reading bye b7ye now stop reading this great now آپ can read this now try a book would you!!!!!!!!!!Stop reading this bye!!!!!!!! باکس ان me i love آپ and hit me at facebook at talina cyanne
posted by Bluekait
In the movie Scream, Randy کہا “There are certain rules that one must abide سے طرف کی in order to successfully survive a horror movie”.

1. آپ can never have sex. BIG NO-NO! BIG NO-NO! Sex equals death, okay?
2. آپ can never drink یا do drugs. The sin factor! It’s a sin. It’s an extension of number one.
3. Never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, “I’ll be right back.” Because آپ won’t be back.

In Scream 2, the rules for a horror sequel were:

1. The body count is always bigger.
2. The death scenes are always much مزید elaborate, with مزید blood and gore.
3. If آپ want your films...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


January 12, 2001

Andy: *Stops his car in front of the police station*
Lewis: *Gets out*
Andy: *Drives away*
Bob: *Watches Lewis enter the police station* Lewis, guess what Shawn got the two of us.
Lewis: What?
Bob: Come on, follow me. *Walks with Lewis outside into a parking lot*

Outside were two brand new Chrysler 300's

Lewis: I guess this explains why Andy sold my car yesterday.
Bob: Yep. These are our welcome back gifts.
Leonard: *Walks over* Welcome back آپ two.
Bob: Thanks Leonard.
Leonard: Lewis, I gotta talk to you.
Lewis: Alright.
Bob: I'll go somewhere else, and let آپ talk in private. *Leaves*...
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#1: LED ZEPPLIN STEAL SONGS:
I actually UNDERSTAND the hate on Led Zepplin.
They recreate songs, apparently NON of those songs are orginally written سے طرف کی them.
And they don't pay for the RIGHTS either..


#2: SANTA CLAUS:
The name Santa Claus is synonymous with Christmas time, the Christian celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. Actually, many elements of the Santa Claus story hold very little Christian relevance. The fat, happy Santa of our childhood memories is actually based on the fearsome Norse god of war – Odin..


#3: THE GRINCH MOVIE:
Nostalgia Cretic actually RUINED my happy memories of...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
*again from the internet not my own**








1.Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2.Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and have bought jewelry.

3.Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are مزید women than men, it pays to recycle.

4.Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble,...
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Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices
Wear golf shoes.
Every time آپ throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, آپ JERKS!" Continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling about how this is a Black پینتھر, چیتا conspiracy.
Explain to the owner how your game is "All sorts of messed up" due to plate tectonics, then lose him in lingo. Demand compensation.
Make lewd and graphic references to your "ball". Works well on Senior Ladies night
Play bocci with extra lane balls
Try to juggle the balls, when آپ drop them, start screaming about plate tectonics again....
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posted by fanfly
 How do they do that?
How do they do that?
For teamsalvatore98 and anyone else who wants to make a Fanpop banner but doesn't know where to start.


You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint دکان Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.




Create your banner template

Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG

The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when آپ add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use اگلے time.

 یا آپ can just use this template! But make sure to click on it to get the full size.
Or آپ can...
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posted by karpach_13
Product Warnings:

"Do not use if آپ cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.


"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.


"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.


"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.


"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.


"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.


"Do not use while sleeping یا unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.


"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate...
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posted by energizerbunny
Ok, so I have a 17 سال old brother, he's 3 and 1/2 years older than me, and he's annoying


He can be real stupid, he plays with fire, makes bombs, and he jumps dangerous ramps


He's also very bossy, everytime I leave something laying around he's always like "you need to pick that up"..Isn't it the parents job to tell me what to do!!


He has a real smart mouth...you can hardly say ANYTHING without him being all sarcastic and smart about it, he thinks he's so perfect!


He gets hyper late at night...Ok, so it's getting kinda late and I'm on the computer, and I wanna settle down, and he's yelling and...
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posted by Cullen_Marissa9
Heyy this is marissa I just want to get out of school all ready it seems like its just draging on and taking forever. I cant take it anymore. The only good thing about scool is that is takes up your time and your not totally bored out of your mind. Im soooooooooooooo excuted for summer Im going to make so much money and my brother works at the فلمیں so I get free movie so Its pretty chill and I can take whoever i want and if your suck up that might not work very well آپ have to one of my best دوستوں like jordan of my friend kimmy I havent seen her in foreves so enough about me I want to know a little about آپ people haha just post it یا what evers I hate thoughs words this girl I know says it all the time.haha ttygl


lolz like hi!
What a kiss means
kiss on forehead: I adore you
kiss on cheek: I'm glad we're together
kiss on hand: respect you
kiss on neck: I want you
kiss on shoulder:we belong together
kiss on lips: I love you

What gestures mean:
Holding hands: I like آپ a lot
slap on butt:that belongs to me
hold on tight:I don't want to let آپ go
looking n each others eyes:you're beautiful
play with hair:you're perfect
arms around waist:this is mine
laughing while kissing: I'm completely comfortable with you


***********
A good boyfriend would:
Txt آپ everysecond he's not at your side
hug آپ every chance آپ get &stays with you...
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