Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If آپ consider it a sport to gather your food سے طرف کی drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all دن hoping that the food will swim by, آپ might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each سال because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, آپ might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through April, آپ might live in Michigan .

If آپ instinctively walk like a پینگوئن, پیںگان for five months out of the year, آپ might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...

Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because آپ know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that آپ must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who آپ are and آپ should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make آپ feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...

آپ know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your پسندیدہ character from سٹار, ستارہ Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled سے طرف کی Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, یا Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your پسندیدہ female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...

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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding یا happy
:-( depressed یا frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool یا sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...

WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



It was just a typical دن at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky بتھ, مرغابی walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught سے طرف کی their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the سب, سب سے اوپر of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as کہا before. He and Buster were instructed سے طرف کی their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, بتھ, مرغابی season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...

I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with آپ guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...

-when آپ ask someone for something and they try to annoy آپ because they have it and آپ don't

-school, you're there for 7 hours a day, they give آپ work آپ have to do at ہوم and آپ have almost no freedom

-JB, 1D, big time rush

-when your دوستوں call saying they'll come over and never دکھائیں up

-you like something your friend doesn't like so they HAVE to complain and say it sucks

-getting no freedom at your own ہوم and being controlled سے طرف کی your parents

-crab cake

-girly things

-uptight people who can't stand jokes and practically spit in your face if آپ make one "dirty" یا "wrong" joke

-overprotective...

Katniss:

Peeta and I had just won the Hunger Games. A televised fight to the death. My sister, Prim, had been picked to be in the Games, so I took her place. Now I was at ہوم with her and my mother. Peeta was living in a house near me. We had pretended to be in love for the Games so we would both win. I don’t really love him, but I think that he really does love me. Well, now everything is normal. Prim, my mother, Peeta, and I are fine. Everything is different, though. I had been so used to living in the Seam, that all of these luxuries from winning the Games seem abnormal and unusual to...

ATTENTION PEOPLES OF HOGWARTS AND BEAUBATONS AND DURMSTRANG AND PIGFARTS AND ALL آپ MUGGLES INBETWEEN! I AM CHANGING THE STORY LINE PLOT THINGY FROM AL QUEDA ATTACKING AMERICA TO A WIZARDS BATTLE! PLEASE STILL ENJOY THE ORIGINAL AND TAKE CARE! I WILL POST THE NEW VERSION SOON!


This is a random book I was writing about Al Queda attacking America, and I got the idea from my friend, who had a nightmare, and کہا I could write a book یا something. This is the first chapter, so I'd love it if آپ could post your thoughts about it, anything I could change, things آپ liked, things that didn't make...

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President یا Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a سال plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether یا not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, سیکنڈ of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ and switch the items with stuff from the person اگلے to them's کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen آپ in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of آپ on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. اقدام "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When آپ are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When آپ are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When آپ are dating..... He takes آپ out to have a good time.
When آپ are married ....He brings ہوم a 6 pack, and says "What are آپ going to drink?"

When آپ are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When آپ are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When آپ are dating..... A Single بستر for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When آپ are married ....A King size بستر feels like an army cot.

When آپ are dating..... آپ are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, Fanpop friends. These are some random bits of trivia about me.

* I think عملی حکمت is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My پسندیدہ holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My پسندیدہ actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My پسندیدہ actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been writing regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with writing romantic stories.

* I'm not a پرستار of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My پسندیدہ film genres include animation,...

Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie عنوان made سے طرف کی fighting game شائقین for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....

So, I had a sudden wave of motivation to write this after watching a Simpsons episode of all things. Though, this is actually based on an episode of The Twilight Zone, dubbed as "Time Enough at Last."

It's my personal پسندیدہ episode of the show, starring our main character Henry Bemis as his miserable life changes from what it used to be.

No other context will be دیا here, as I want others to try and piece it all together...Or just interpret the poem their own way, that's always fun.

I hope آپ all enjoy, as I worked quite hard on it!



Timber after sapling, the atmosphere stays the same.
The...