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posted by invadercalliope

Ok
It's time!
Get your popcorn.
Get your root bear.
get your chair.
Get your potato chip and eat it.
Famous Quotes:
1.The Beginning is the most important part of work.
2.Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another. "What آپ too? I thought i was the only one"
3.I shut my eyes in order to see.
4.Our Anxiety does not come from thinking about the future,but from wanting to control it.
5.A دن With out laughter is a دن wasted.
6.The Earth Has موسیقی For those who can listen.
7.Kind words can be short and easy to speak,but there echoes are turly endless.
8.You grow up the first دن آپ have first laugh- at yourself

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Sample of my story

posted by cutiegirl01

After getting our nails done and Jenny’s hair done we went to my house. I took off my wig just before I walked, “Hey mom do آپ know anyone named Elizabeth?”
My mom came around the corner, “What ever آپ did just say you’re sorry and-”
“No mom do آپ know anyone named Elizabeth Junta?” She nodded, “Sarus and Jenny’s mom’s maiden name was that.” My mom smiled exited.
“Can she come over to night?” I nodded smiling.
“Just let me call her.” I pulled out my cell phone and turned toward Jenny asking, “What’s the number?”
“290-815-3466.” Jenny کہا looking...

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Prank call ideas xD

posted by BlackSunshine

I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD

Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
You call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the دن یا week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have آپ taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle آپ with the telephone wire...

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Cowboy Sayings And Quotes

posted by Liepe

For my friend.
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If آپ climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a بیل from the front, a horse from the rear یا a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean آپ have to offer it a place to sit down.

If آپ find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....

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179 ways to annoy people

posted by bubbletl

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal سے طرف کی conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what آپ think."

7. Claim that آپ must always wear a bicycle ہیلمیٹ as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

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19 Things to do in a waiting room

posted by InvaderStickly

1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as Barbie dolls and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a random patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...

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Annoying things to do at walmart

posted by emmett

Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart

Hilarious Ways to be annoying!

"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps آپ out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if آپ can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

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10 things girls should know about guys

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting آگ کے, آگ with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a فہرست about boys, سے طرف کی a boy.

Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a سوال I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are آپ expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...

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63 ways to annoy your cop

posted by Joe1996

1. When آپ get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend آپ are deaf.

4. If he asks if آپ knew how fast آپ were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if آپ can see his gun.

6. When he says آپ aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why آپ were speeding, tell him آپ had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him سے طرف کی his first name.

11. Pretend آپ are gay and ask...

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100 Funny Birthday Messages❤ ❥

posted by GDragon612

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get آپ something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If آپ don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life کہا Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….

(written...

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Nick's Rant - Seahorse Seashell Party

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to شامل میں their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged سے طرف کی you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before آپ Family Guy شائقین start to flame me, Meg is my پسندیدہ character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the دکھائیں puts her...

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BEWARE GUYS,You might get suspended ANYTIME!!

posted by sini12

Hey,There! I’m sini12 (sini). I’m here to inform آپ about Injustice done سے طرف کی Fanpop to innocent users! :/
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I’m asking Why?? Whats the reason of it!? Last week! My Friend (mr-cullen) got suspended! & آپ will laugh if آپ people will listen the reason of his suspension! He got suspended because me(sini12) and he(mr-cullen) were using same شبیہیں from last weeks! I know,its crazy! But it that any crime? Is it written in any ‘Rule book of Fanpop’ that Two peoples cannot use same icons? They think that mr-cullen & sini12 are accounts of Same person!...

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Naturally

posted by nmdis

"Naturally"

Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
سے طرف کی the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That آپ wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help آپ find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left آپ lying here
What you'd give to dry
These کڑوا, تلخ tears

Did it come naturally?
آپ a million miles from home
When آپ tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

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20 Most Inappropriate Sports names

posted by FanFun1010

1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the سب, سب سے اوپر spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...

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The most annoying phrases on the internet

posted by polarwagon15

Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

کتیا, کتيا please

Y U NO

U mad?

Trolololololo

True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with

YOLO

Pie

X people are Y (youtube)

First

X people missed the like button(youtube again)

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20 things to do in stores to make people say: "What the heck?".

posted by numnumyellow67

1.Stand اگلے to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks سے طرف کی you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume آپ can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as آپ can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like آپ are scanning the دودھ and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a سکرٹ, گھیرنا and do yoga in the middle of the store....

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ways to annoy your teacher

posted by lanydoodle

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as آپ walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at آپ for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...

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Mittens

posted by Juilet1234

Mittens.
They warm your hands, protect آپ from the cold. They're not a bad thing.
But imagine if for your whole life آپ wore heavy mittens. If آپ dial a phone, try to use a remote control, یا try to play a board game, you're still wearing mittens. Practically everything is much مزید difficult.
Right there.
Practically everything is much مزید difficult.
Remember that.
Now imagine this.
You're in a room with the TV on full volume. The radio is blaring loud, screeching music. The lights are flickering on and off. Everything آپ see is magnified, is a much bigger deal than it normally would...

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20 Rules of a Douchebag

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are مزید important than her.
4. She needs to get آپ food while آپ sit and do whatever آپ want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. ذائقہ, مارنا her پچھواڑے, گدا and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that آپ love her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. اقدام somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...

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iTunes Fun!! XP

posted by Caligirl2011

So open up your iTunes یا موسیقی player and put it on shuffle! Let it play and for everysong.. It makes a life story!!

1. Waking up song..........
2. Going to school song.......
3. Seeing a boy/girl آپ like song......
4. Enemy song.......
5. دن song.........
6. Going to sleep song...
7. Friend song.......
8. Fight song.....
9. Hook up song.......
10. Love song.....
11. Break up song.......
12. Make up song......
13. Wedding song...
14. Honeymoonsong.....
15. Baby song......
16. Family song.....
17. Death song.......
18. Funeral dong