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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her آپ love her.

5. Call her before آپ sleep and after آپ wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease آپ back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her پسندیدہ movie with her یا her پسندیدہ دکھائیں even if آپ think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....

The Brittish Nursery Rhyme about Bloody Mary - Mary Tudor - یا Mary I.

Mary Mary quite contrary,
how does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockleshells
And pretty maids all in a row

We thought it was about a girl named Mary who liked gardening یا something - WRONG.

It is in fact about Mary Tudor, or, مزید commenly reffered to as Bloody Mary.

Contrary - Means changing things just for the sake of it (Mary Tudor changed Britain back into a Roman Catholic country after her father and her brother changed it into a Protestant way)

How does your Garden Grow? - Mary wanted a baby very badly, but she...

-Last night I lay in بستر looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.


-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If آپ die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist کہا something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...

1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" یا "Are آپ doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all دن long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from آپ girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...

This is A TRUE STORY AND IF آپ DON'T PASS THIS ON آپ DON'T HAVE A SOUL!!!

My name is Chris,
I am three,
My eyes are swollen..
I cannot see.

I must be stupid,
I must be bad,
What else could have made,
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy,
Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong,
I can't speak at all,
Or else I'm locked up,
All دن long.

When I'm awake,
I'm all alone,
The house is dark,
My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come home,
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll just get,
One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car,
My daddy is back,
From Charlie's bar

I hear...

سب, سب سے اوپر 10: Cruel Things Women Do To Men

link :
I didn't write this & it's coming from a guys point of view.


10.They Don’t Pick Up The Phone

You convinced her to give آپ her number and you’re feeling good about yourself. Your charm and good looks have obviously made an impression on her. Unfortunately, when آپ try to call, she doesn’t pick up or, worse yet, she’s دیا آپ a fake number. Some women will give آپ their numbers because it’s easier than trying to tell آپ why she’s not interested. What’s more, in the age of caller ID, it’s easy for her to avoid your calls. At least...

Warning: This مضمون contains disgusting facts that just as the عنوان states, آپ may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

Next time آپ lean in for a kiss, آپ might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and آپ may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

More random Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If آپ attempt to light your gas on آگ کے, آگ it...

Reasons I Love You:

1) The way آپ stand سے طرف کی my side


2) The times آپ make sure nothing will harm me


3) How آپ always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, آپ take the pain away with a joke


5) How آپ always look deep into my eyes


6) How آپ can make my دل melt with your soft lips


7) The way آپ hold my hand so tight


8) The way آپ never let my hands go


8) How آپ always watch out for me


9) They way آپ make sure I have everything I need


10) How آپ always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When آپ buy me things out of the blue


12) How آپ say the cutest...

Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four سوالات to determine the level of your intellect. Your جوابات must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating یا wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: آپ are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in سیکنڈ place.
In which position are آپ now?

Answer:

If آپ answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. آپ overtook the سیکنڈ runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the اگلے سوال try not to be so dumb.

2 : If آپ overtake the last...

Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started writing it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if آپ don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest آپ don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your دوستوں and either forget all about us یا tell a story about the hideous freak آپ met tonight. آپ don’t know me, if آپ did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have دوستوں - except my brother....

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is دیا to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask آپ any سوالات tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick آپ out...

"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, کہا as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry موسیقی videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford مستونگ, mustang Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time پسندیدہ fast food restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out یا dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...