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Pink_Love lol

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LOL!xD

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My پسندیدہ animes, and why آپ should watch them, too.

posted by Lolly4me2

Pretty much in no specific order. Enjoy!

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CLANNAD + {CLANNAD After Story}

Easily an instant classic, and needs مزید publicity. Very touching with memorable characters. I don't recommended this عملی حکمت for anxious people (mostly boys) who aren't comfortable with a steady plot with not too much going on until later in the story. WARNING: 99% chance of uncontrollable crying. Good luck, my دوستوں xD

Main themes: Comedy, romance, drama, slice of life

Kuroshitsuji (I + II)

I have been a پرستار of this series for a long while. It's origins are Victorian Era England, which makes it enjoyable for anyone who's...

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Calliope channel episode 5

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS آپ KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF پرستار LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this دکھائیں i allways see a new guest سٹار, ستارہ so i was wondering how do آپ do it?
آپ WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS دکھائیں BEING ON THIS دکھائیں AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest سٹار, ستارہ is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your دوستوں are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if آپ make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!

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Genorater came out for LESBIAN!

posted by moolah

To Deadly Quit

Emily and Katlyn were celebrating a pretty Valentine's دن together. Emily had cooked a stupid رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and they ate on a log سے طرف کی candlelight.

"My darling," Katlyn said, stroking Emily's booty, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Emily. "It is but a quick token of my lesbian love."

Emily opened the box. Inside was a speedy snake! She gazed at it dreadfully. Then she gazed at Katlyn dreadfully. "It's iggnorant," Emily said. "Come here and let me quit you."

Just then, a dumb crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a smile that stretches ear to ear. "Your happiness will not...

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Simlover4 جوابات your سوالات about canada

posted by simlover4

I know some سوالات about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell آپ the جوابات

first, آپ can NOT see polar bears in the سٹریٹ, گلی and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.

second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile

Thats all i know but know آپ won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is reading this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)

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fangs and فر, سمور chapter 1-about Melody Willgrove

posted by hotice

"My name is Melody Willgrove and I am a werewolf."
"Now I never found myself pretty یا anything I am just a normal girl(well as normal as a werewolf girl can be any way).''I am just a normal girl .Though every guy in the pack thinks I am sexy, but I have know idea why .''I mean what so good looking about me I have deep red hair (which has a mind of it own ),I am too skinny (blow away in the wind to skinny ),I am a shorty (5 foot ) ,and I am pale (burn a lot ).''The only two things I like about myself is my grey eyes(their like my dad's ) and my b-cups ,hey if I am going to be skinny I derserve...

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K.L.'s Infamous Songs 1

posted by Emoshinell

RUSH
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They say it's good to take your time
But it can be hard to do so
So I find myself asking the same سوالات
Over and over again

Whenever I rush into something
I'm told to slow down یا else I'll get burned
But who knows
Maybe it's good sometimes
To rush into things
'Cause I know آپ know it's right So I say

(Chorus)
Let's rush
I know there's nothing wrong we can do
If we follow our hearts
Whether we rush
یا we take our time
So let's rush

I want آپ to know this
That I'll never leave your side
We may rush یا we may not
I want آپ to know this
I want آپ to know this
So I say

(Chorus X2)

Let's rush
Let's rush

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Smart insult quotes

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes آپ so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told آپ to be yourself simply couldn’t have دیا آپ worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t آپ have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let آپ mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are آپ always this stupid یا are آپ making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like آپ before – but I had to pay an admission.

If آپ took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d love to help آپ out…now, which way did آپ come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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15+ Ways To Annoy Your Dad!

posted by zanesaaomgfan

1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him آپ met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do آپ listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him سے طرف کی his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your پسندیدہ guy[If آپ hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson یا some who آپ like ALLOT!]

9. Come ہوم saying آپ found your true...

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Facts about Chuck Norris

posted by x-menobsessed26

There used to be a سٹریٹ, گلی named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle آپ with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...

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100 chuck norris jokes

posted by karpach_14

A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then آپ can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the بیئر gets drunk.

Ninjas want...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub کوئز the other دن I lost سے طرف کی one point. The سوال was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other سوالات was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that سیب, ایپل has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing دکان that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some بمبار jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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Most مقبول ghetto names

posted by RulerL0rd

Ghetto Names

Mostly مقبول with the poorer sections of the communities in the United States, ghetto names are becoming مزید common.
These are some ghetto names sent to us سے طرف کی our readers:

Aalissah , Aarionda , AbbyYoYo , Abcd , Abrianna , Adaizala , Aereana , Ajavalon , Akeebu , Akwante , Alamarion , Alashawndre , Alashema , Alezeisha , Aliciandra , Alveonta , Amabufu , Amanisha , Ambrisha , Amereazanisha , Amiracle , Amonteosha , Ananchalant , Anfernee , Angenique , Annestonisha , Antonyishia , Antwanae , Antwanique , Antwonisha , Anukware , Aquamaquisha , Aquanasia , Aquanetta , Aquaniqua ,...

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60 funny ways to get kicked out of Walmart

posted by kitty2264

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service ڈیسک and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid یا a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

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Birthday Cake FAILS

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Nature

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Hmm...

added by ladolcevita

Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last

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The دکھائیں SpongeBob Squarepants linked to attention problems and learning.

posted by carsfan

The دکھائیں SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning

The دکھائیں SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed سے طرف کی a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine منٹ of the دکھائیں may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob یا Caillou, in which تصاویر change مزید slowly, یا to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...