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posted by karpach_14

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

"Betty, I was wondering -- have آپ ever cheated on me?"

"Oh Jack, why would آپ ask such a سوال now? آپ don't want to ask that question..."

"Yes, Betty, I really want to know. Please."

"Well, all right. Yes, 3 times."

"Three? When were they?"

"Well, Jack, remember when آپ were 35 years old and آپ really wanted to start the business on your own and no bank would give آپ a loan? Remember how one دن the bank president himself came over to the house and signed the loan papers, no سوالات asked?"

"Oh, Betty, آپ did that for me!...

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by karpach_14

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for آپ آپ twit she was only after your money and could have دیا a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

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My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can آپ guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell آپ about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair یا putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The اگلے chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

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The Shaggy Dogs Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" یا "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He کہا "I'd like to have one too." Then I کہا "But this is a dog". He کہا he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He کہا I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

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Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can آپ believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how آپ respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what آپ want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee مزید than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My دل skips a beat
When آپ walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with آپ until the end

I give my دل and my soul to you
To make آپ see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant آپ see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what آپ want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

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Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope آپ are getting use to this دکھائیں cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did آپ say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope آپ enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE آپ AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING آپ 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST سٹار, ستارہ IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T آپ EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO آپ BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF یا I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the دکھائیں earlyer!Bye!
The End

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InvaderCalliope on a trip to the beach!

posted by invadercalliope

Today i am going to make up a crazy story about me going to the beach!
Characters:
Me::InvaderCalliope*
InvaderGore: *my sister*
Mom: *my mother*
Dad: *My dad*
Brother: *my brother*
Gus: *my ferret*
Time to start!
*At home*
InvaderCalliope:*reading manga*
InvaderGore:*watching tv*
Gus:*sleeping*
Mom:KIDS WE ARE GOING TO THE BEACH!
Dad:what about me
Mom:Sorry but your staying ہوم and watching the fish!
Gus:YAY I'M GOING!
InvaderCalliope:Well this will be intresting.
InvaderGore:What are we riding?
Mom:WE ARE GOING سے طرف کی TRAIN!
Everyone elese:O_O
InvaderCalliope:Why don't we just go سے طرف کی car.
Mom:BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA GO BYE CAR!
InvaderCalliope: Ok,Ok
On Train
Now at the beach!
InvaderGore:Were finally here!
InvaderCalliope:Let's have some fun!
Gus:YEAH!
The End!

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a random song

posted by trentgwenfan1

i love cereal yes i do

i love cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i love cerial yes i do i love cerial آپ better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if آپ can't have crealeal

do not steal

i love creal yes we do i love ceral آپ should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i love ccerale yes i do

i love crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some random songs آپ made up plz commet

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11. SURE things yOU wish yuor boyfriend didnt know about you!!!

posted by neonstars

1.where آپ keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid یا nawt!!
3.Who آپ talk 2 on the phone
4.THat آپ are super jelous یا other girls (or boys)
5.That آپ hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up آپ will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That آپ have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart آپ are at fixing things.

GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!

I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!

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What Business Brand Slogans Taught Me

posted by KittyTDA98

1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that آپ can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the ہوم Depot is مزید saving and مزید doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are مزید than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...

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A severe warning of a perverted fanpopper آپ should all stay away from! :O

posted by K5-HOWL

esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me

Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post ڈیٹس اپ if آپ want :)

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part to of ~haunted~ ~hell~ ~house~ ~HHH~

posted by CUTEDXC

me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy آپ do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for مزید hours and my دوستوں will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...

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your love is suicide( original song)

posted by outsidersfan_14

i hope آپ like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first مضمون i put on here so plz تبصرہ , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format

YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know آپ amy not understand
but if آپ can
please understand
I see آپ underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would آپ say? take this away
If i told آپ how i feel, would it be real یا is this all fake??

Chourus: your love is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...

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Rain, sunshine and licerish!(read while listenning to Your body's a wonderland-JohnMayer)

posted by 555YJ

i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the سٹریٹ, گلی
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my آئی پوڈ, ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one اگلے to me
i...

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seasolnal festivals !!

posted by aya3

it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every سال people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...

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Pie ay ay(the pie song).

posted by Jamie38459

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, کوکیز and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).

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Yeah Me; The Nerd Chapter 2 Carlz The Brave

posted by cute20k

As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's دن time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get ہوم so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it ہوم in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...

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Myspace Lies

posted by HaiSuG96

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, ویڈیوز and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i love my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones آپ see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they love their haters, and sometimes I think "if آپ love your haters, then why do آپ hate back?" seriously....