5 Weird & Mysterious Events That Are Still Unsolved...

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posted by energizerbunny

No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, آپ can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If آپ wanna gain a little weight all آپ have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks آپ what your size is یا how much آپ weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when آپ think of women آپ think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol

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A Review for INVADER ZIM سے طرف کی Johnen Vasquez

posted by thetacoman

Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the دکھائیں is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If آپ look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the پیزا Hog", یا perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED سے طرف کی RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can خارج the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused سے طرف کی Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle آپ with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a دل attack; his دل lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

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123 Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse یا Generally Scare Lord Voldemort

posted by xneville_rocksx

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up سے طرف کی singing ساحل سمندر, بیچ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say آپ taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....

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Emo quotes and sayings

posted by invadercalliope

Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that آپ were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes آپ can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One دن you'll ask me, "which is مزید important to you, me یا your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing آپ are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your love does NOT work for that person,...

Puffball Perfumance (A Kirby/Looney Tunes crossover)

posted by aldrine2016

It was a peaceful, King Dedede-free morning in Pop Star. Birds chirped. Bunnies hopped around. All of the folks are playing merrily, and then there's... Kirby, who was flying in his Warp سٹار, ستارہ for the reason of feeling the breeze through his light, گلابی skin. Normally, he'd use the Warp سٹار, ستارہ as a mode of transportation, but today was the day.

Kirby: [singing] I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch the sky,
Here in Pop سٹار, ستارہ I can fly so high.
On my Warp Star, won't it make me cry...

Unfortunately, Kirby had happened to fly too far, in fact, TOO far that he went off bounds from Pop سٹار, ستارہ and flew...

Jibril (No Game No Life)

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Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, دکھانا Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 میگنم, ماگنم as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, آپ finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, آپ shouldn't be tortured سے طرف کی the reboot. I'm going to tell آپ the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...

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IRON MAIDEN

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سب, سب سے اوپر 10 most villainous moments of Spongebob..

posted by Canada24

I still find this دکھائیں quite humorious.
Though people don't seem to realize how many villain roles he actually has..

1: A PAL FOR GARY:
Is comedy blind to Gary's danger, and is always blaming Gary for, even though it's "puffy fuffy" who's the threat.
Even when Gary is about to be eaten.
Spongebob, instead of helping him, starts to scold him for his destruction and how he's still treating Puffy Fluffy, even when the ئل, إسماعيل is clearly about to eat him. SpongeBob continues to lecture Gary..

2: WAITING:
SpongeBob must wait patiently for the toy.
But he becomes very rude.
Not feeding Gary.
Flipping Sandy rudely....

Anne Hathaway

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سب, سب سے اوپر five F*** آپ CARTMAN moments

posted by Canada24

I love Cartman's border breaking troll humor.
And his cruelity to just about ANYTHING., And hypercritical گیا پڑھا مرتبہ to everyone (especially Kyle and Token)..
But there some moments, that Cartman goes WAY too far. And down right angers me..

#5: BEST دوستوں FOREVER:
After one of Kenny's "comedic" deaths, Cartman learns that Kenny left his PSP to Cartman out of pity.
But wait after learning this, it is also learned Kenny servived.
Cartman proves his "loyalty", سے طرف کی pulling the plug on Kenny, JUST for the PSP..

#4: IMAGINATIONLAND:
Cartman saves Kyle's life.
Revives him with CPR..
But sadly.
He did it.
He dose...

The Crawlspace - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up سے طرف کی itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind آپ once آپ get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a سیکنڈ thought,it wasn't until the fifth سال that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months پہلے i was ہوم alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....

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Last Friday - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

I heard about a place out here were i live,its on one of the back roads of the alaskan forests in one of these valleys,they say that if آپ drive down this road on a دن were the sun is shining so brightly,as to make everything appear black and white,then آپ might come across a girl,walking along the side of the road.she is کہا to be easy to recognize cause if its summer یا winter, shes always wearing a heavy wool overcoat with over sized headphones like those big skullcandy headphones آپ can find in the stores. according to the story,if آپ drive up along side her and roll down the window...

Rikki-Chan's weekly review 1 Kingdom Hesrts 2.5 remix

posted by RikkiChan

I decided to try and do some kind of review at least once a week talking about my opinions on movies, anime, video games, music, and a few other surprises. So here it goes.

Kingdom Hearts is one of my all time پسندیدہ gaming series so of course I got KH2.5 as a Christmas present. I pre-ordered the game from GameStop hoping to get another art book just like KH1.5 but sadly the only thing آپ get is a KH pin.

Now on to the game. I'm not much of an expert on video quality to complain یا get excited about HD but I think it does look even better then the original releases.

As a long time hardcore...

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The Drama of Justin beiber and Selena Gomez needs to STOP!

posted by blueberry0x1

Justin

I think Selena and Justin's drama has to stop. If they break up they have to understand that they are done, but if one of them still feel for each other than they can talk it over.But the Relationship has to stop now. Selena should stop making Justin jealous and just accept he is moving on and so does Justin beiber. He should also stop. People don't care anymore of them. People are just annoyed how they have on and off relationship. If they get back together they should at least make it last long. If they can not just deal with the relationship they should just break up for REAL! But hey! That is just my opinion.

Selena

Slenderman do Gentleman (PSY Parody) ☆ 3D animated mashup parody.

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