Police officer: How high are you?

Doped up guy: No officer! It's hi how are you? گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I AM WACHING NYAN CAT 100 HOURS. HOPE I DONT DIE..... گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

OMG I LOOOOOOOOVE NYAN CAT SOOOOOOOO MUCH I CAN EVEN PLAY IT ON CLARINET!!!!!! O.0 گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

This is putting it right for springely

im so bored

^Typical Facebook Status

گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I don't know why when i feel some love on here,there's someone loves to ruin it! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

-_- I don't wanna go to the light up night parade I wanna just stay ہوم on the wii/my phone/nintendo64/tv I can live a perfectly good life without getting outside I mean psshh I get out of the house to go to school that's enough right?? گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

i am sick *cough* گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Cant wait till the twilight saga finishes.Its overrated tbh... گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Ok, who is answering 2 سال old answers? XD گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

My mom knew I was watching a Family Guy clip of Peter laughing (with headphones on) and she was in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ with her back turned on me. My mom is a witch! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

FOOD FIGHT! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Has anyone ever eaten pure chocolate? And not the pure chocolate like آپ find in any grocery store, the REAL 100 % dark, pure chocolate. It's horrible, man. I grew up to love the pure chocolate I know, and now my love for it is gone...

...damn chocolate. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

YOURTURN

Heh heh remember the Ben Drowned craze on here? I miss that. :P گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

THIS IS A دیوار POST. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I'm heading for florida this sunday, and i will be offline until november 30th. so, see آپ guys around گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Well i'm going to mexico tuesday woo hoo! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

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گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I feel so happy to know that I finally gotten my تمغے for the عملی حکمت spot and Random spot. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

That awkward moment when آپ abort your baby without telling your boyfriend and when آپ go to the ultrasound, THE BABY'S STILL THERE. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I hate cheese stuffed crust in پیزا :P گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

plez شامل میں
eminem king
im not begging
but thank آپ گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

dont آپ love it when your daughter says a bad word and she doesnt know what she said? xD گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

all aboard the weird train toot toot

o3o
گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

why does it take soooo damn long to answer a text? گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Since there is an invasion and all that, I think it's a good time to bring this up...
Am I the only Hetalia پرستار here that doesn't like Italy?
.___. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

XD There was almost a fight on the bus today this one kid is just a little turd (yea I'm AWESOME at insults) so he starts picking on another kids little sister so her brother says "you better leave her alone یا ill fuck آپ up" the turd says "alright come and do somethin with your ugly self" so the other one says "alright then come say it to my face" then the turd just sits there and mumbles "yea whatever آپ can't do crap" other dude says "ok then little bitch" (continue in comments) گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Some person texted me " can آپ spot a 50 today" whatever that means. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I'm seeing Breaking Dawn. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Who else has had a fucking crap today? گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Is anyone else receiving a ridiculous amount of adds lately?
Mine are all from people who have about two یا three کلب in common with me, and have been adding a bunch of other people as well and I can tell سے طرف کی their wall. They're just trying to get مزید fans? I hate when this happens :/ گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

KITTEN FIGHT! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

*Looking at Sims 3 Master Suite thing* Sooo......they made a Stuff Pack.....for.....sex?! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

A famous guy screwed one of his fans. And when he was done screwing his fan, they blew him all night. ;) گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

link
lolz گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

FUCK THE IMPOSSIBLE!

PRUSSIA IS A COUNTRY AGAIN!
گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no.....

A stupid virus wiped out EVERYTHING! All my precious games, my highscores, my ITunes, my favoirtes....

EVEN MY COLLECTION OF PICTURES!!!! I've been collecting تصاویر for about three years, and I had all my پسندیدہ pictures! And when my camera got full, I'd put the pictures on the computer, and خارج them from my camera.... گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

my sister and i were dancing in the سٹریٹ, گلی to nyan cat theme song 0.o
now she wants me to play iron man with her...(btw we r in pep band)
What the hell is wrong with us!?!?! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Yay! :D No school today AND tomorrow! :D گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Ehem. Maths Class
Cal: -Slaps Me with a Metal Ruler- Thats For Stabbing me With a Pen In The Arm..
Me: Owch X_o آپ Want To Feel Pen Pain? Ill Give آپ It.
Cal: Do, And Ill Stab Your Brother
Me: -Pinches Him- ^_^
Cal: -Slaps Me With Activity Book -
Me: X_X Thats It!.
Cal: Go For It Bitch...>:D
Me: -Grabs A Metal Ruler, My Big Math Book, A Rubber & A Copy ...- Feel ze Pain..! O=!
Cal: X_X_X_X -Stops-
Next, I Get In Trouble..^_^ Mr S: Paul..WTF Is Wrong With You?
Me: He started It O_O گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Backyard BBQ with Duke Nukem:

Police at the door, asking if the all the noise could stop. We got (begged on our hands and knees) The Duke to take care of it. 2 منٹ later, he returned with pork chops.

Hail to the King, baby! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

dear dudes are we all dear! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Im f@ucked for tomorrow... گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

آپ know how cats who have a loyal personality bring آپ stuff like mice یا birds they've caught when they really like you? Well, my 1 year-old kitten is so badass, she left us a f@cking crow!

She's on a mission, what the f@ck have آپ done lately? گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Alone...at home! scary....alone at my room....it's dark...... گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

The bill was rejected. آپ know what this means?

...

INTERNET DANCE PARTY! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

i want chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

My 13 سال old sister is trying to convince her boyfriend Santa Claus is real and is native american, not white.... ohhhh god..... گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I THROW MY HAND UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES.

ASKING AYO, CAN I PLAY MAYO? :D گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

There's a game on the app store that's about Nyan Cat.O_O
I was shocked and stunned to see that. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

IN CASE FANPOP SHUTS DOWN TOMORROW,

The majority of آپ people are awesome. Remember, life isn't as nice as the internet. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

QUICK!!!!!

Say the most dramatic thing آپ can think of off the سب, سب سے اوپر of your head!

I'll go first :D

Um....

People o.o گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

"If آپ jungle my bells, I'll give آپ a white Christmas." گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Teacher: Okay class how do آپ separate water and alcohol? ʘ‿ʘ

Kid: SNIFF IT? (ﾟ⊿ﾟ)

Teacher: *opens door* Get the fuck out of my classroom.... ಠ_ಠ

I lol'd گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I feel a emptieness because no one even caresTo people i am invisiable noone can see me i am no one I walk down a hallway of depression all i see is flashbacks of my hardened times of my pain and sarrow of death and departure I feel as i am alone i am a ghost if deppresion my body is dark as night i walk among as nothing But i know i am hated سے طرف کی my own peers but i am invisable ghost who noone sees But i wish to stay invisable so noone can tell i am depressed so i must stay slone to just stay me. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

NOBODY تبصرہ ON THIS دیوار POST. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

My friend and I were telling people about the Protect IP thing (basically the government is trying to ban half of the internet) and THIS happened.

Friend: Wanna know something?
Me: What?
Friend: I FEEL ALL POLITICAL! 8D
Me: .........................................xD گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Me: What is your پسندیدہ number?
Cleverbot: 5
... So I try it again...
Me: What is your پسندیدہ number?
Cleverbot: 7
... So I try it again...
Me: What is your پسندیدہ number?
Cleverbot: Seven.
... So I try it ONE LAST TIME...
Me: What is your پسندیدہ number?
Cleverbot: Purple.

I was very disappointed that day. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Science class.

Me: I play percussion in Band...
Chase: *takes my water bottle and bangs on it* I played percussion on your water bottle.
Me: If آپ don't give that back, I'm going to play percussion on your head.
Chase: I'll play percussion on your face.
Me: I played percussion on your MOM.

*whole class laughs* گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

right now i am: texting my friend, posting on fanpop, eating a meet stick, and trying to read a book in the rain. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!!!!!! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

There's another envy invasion? Didn't we already have one? گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Big deal, I've just slain a dragon with a pencil.

I'm on a mission, what the f@ck have آپ done lately? گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I hate running!! One منٹ I cant breath the اگلے a cant walk! Damn you!!! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

dear
dea
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dea
dear

it is very dear as are all of آپ dear poppers. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I pity PETA so much right now...for slamming on something so stupid as Mario wearing a raccoon suit.
HONESTLY?
I guess people have nothing better to do... گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I was talking about Leviathan in the car ہوم from Skool today, and I got ot the Darwinists.
She کہا something about how the process of cross-breeding was wrong.
I called her a Monkey Luddite, and explained that it was perfectly fine. After all, don't we cross-breed dogs? گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

*is having an epic battle with my rival............AND WINNING* گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

link گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I just got a flu shoot!! It hurts like hell!! I bet she stabbed me!! :O گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

youtube poop XD گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I DEARLY /shot for Random meme\ want to make manga art, if only for my own happiness.
Only problem? I have an absence of an عملی حکمت sensi to do so.
*dreams of Pokemon and Digimon* گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I just started crying over a TV دکھائیں in front of my mom. xD گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

InuyashaxKagome pairing pics are adorable! Who گیا کیا پوسٹ those? awwwwwwwwww I LOVE InuyashaxKagome ^-^ گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

When I got home, my parents weren't home. I don't have a key so I decided to climb our tree. When my mom came, she told me to get down. When I did, I told her she used to climb trees. But apparently she was used to it. Puh-leez. I was raised in the rural parts of Fresno. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Now son, don't touch that cactus! :D گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Guess what peoples?The عملی حکمت club has مزید شائقین than this club!!!Beat that عملی حکمت HATERS!!WHAT NOW!?!?!!WHAT NOW!?!?!?I'm so happy that I think I'm going to scream in the sky and that God.Then I'm going to scream "Wooooooooooo!!!"up at the sky!! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Apparently my best friend knows Skylar Grey's mom. O.O گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Not too far from my school, there was a fire. And for the rest of the day, it was the talk of the school. Lol...It's a fire, not the President getting shot! Why is my school so god damn boring? گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Harry Hotter گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Holy shit... my dad just a few منٹ پہلے کہا "Cool cool cool!"

...

But it came out as KOLKOLKOL.

My dad is Russia... :O گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

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SPONGEBOB گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Random is so dead at the moment. :/ گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I've been in a Hurricane Simulator, but that b!tchy thing only went up to a mere 80 mph. مزید like an enormous body dryer if آپ ask me... گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

(●̮̮̃•̃)
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.Π. This is my boyfriend ♥ Sexy I know! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

PHOTOSYNETHESIS IS THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING (sorry PHOTOSYNETHISIS ایوارڈز lock) گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

I don't use an iPod touch. I don't use an iPad. I'm so old school, I use a disc-man!

I'm on a mission, what the f@ck have آپ done lately? گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

That awkward moment when آپ type a site's name in wrong and porn comes up instead...

xD گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

my fav club!!! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Elohel. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Quick! Luestia! Get the magical cupcaaaaaaaakes! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

sup ya'll گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Im haveing a laughing/coughing attack T_T XD گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

ok guys im starting an InuYasha invasion at 5:00 (pacific time) if any of آپ want to help then go ahead! :) گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Say I do if آپ like anime/manga!! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Oh Walter....... گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Hey!!!! :D *waves* گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

That awkward moment in Burger King when آپ order a Happy Meal. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Most random moment in class yesterday. Teacher walked out of the room, someone got a باسکٹ, باسکٹ بال and started to play basketball... a teacher, about in her 20's started to play... whats wronge with the world? گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

آپ crazy kids and your Religion fads...
گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

That awkward moment when all your wallposts are gone and آپ don't know how the hell they dissapeared. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Heyy Randomers try this,
Type your name in: megan
Type your name in with your eyes closed: megasn
Type your name in with your nose: megtaqn
Smash your head into the key board: jgthjk گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک