Izzy: HI AND WELCOME TO... *trumpet music* THE IZZY AND DUNCAN WEBSHOW!!!!!!!
Duncan: (sarcasticly) Yay! I'm so fucking exited!
Izzy: ME TOO!!!!! NOW, WE'LL DO A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL, CHATTING!!!!
Duncan: It's a segment where we talk; now can I go home?
Izzy: No
Duncan:Pleeeeesssseeee???????????
Izzy: No
Duncan: I'll be your best friend!!!!
Izzy: I already have best friends, and here they come now!!!!
*Heather, Lindsay, and Courtney enter the room*
Duncan: COURTNEY آپ LIAR!!!!!!!!
Courtney: What? phsyco girl offered me a couple of bucks for this.
Duncan: Unngghh....
Heather: So, what are we doing here?
Izzy: We're doing a new segment called Poke Duncan!!
Duncan: Crap...
*everyone starts poking Duncan*
Duncan: Oww...owww..AAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay: Sorry, that's my acupunture needle
Duncan: NEEDLE?????????????? آپ idiot...
Izzy: Looks like we'll have to cut this segment short... TRENT TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!!!!
Trent: NO!!!!!!!THE کتیا, کتيا چرا لیا, چوری کی MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney: I'll take him...
*Courtney takes Duncan to the hospital, with everyone else in the car. They are still being filmed.*
Lindsay: Sorry Duncan...
Duncan: آپ FUCKING oww.... IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Courtney: Try to keep your cool for once, Duncan.
Heather: Yeah, Duncan. یا should I say... Dunc'd in BLOOD!!!!!!
*akward scilence*
Courtney: That's not funny.
Heather: I know.
Trent: Anyways... I don't even know why I'm coming... Duncan is a whore...
Izzy: آپ still like Gwen don't you, Trent?!
Trent: HELL NO!!!!!
Izzy and Lindsay: Gwen and Duncan sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Trent: Grrr......
Duncan: Ahh, Gwen... *Courtney slaps him* I mean... STOP!
Izzy: We're going slow... are we in traffic?
Harold: And LOTS of it!!! My mad driving skills could get us to the hospital faster... but Duncan sucks so no skillage!
Noah: Yeah... whatever... oh and سے طرف کی the way Duncan, I wrote 'kick me' on the back of your شرٹ, قمیض with Sharpee
Duncan: What color? OOWWW!!!!!
Noah: White.
Izzy: Ant I wrote 'Idiot' on his nose with the same marker!
*Noah and Izzy give eachother a fist bump*
Cortney: *looks at Duncan's nose* Yeah, it's on there...
Heather: And آپ just got embarresed on the internet... 'cause we're still filming!
*shows Trent holding silver camcorder*
Duncan: THIS IS THE WORST دن OF MY LIFE!!!
*Three hours later in the emergency room...*
Doctor: Here آپ go Duncan... you'll be fine, but no hardcore physical activity for the rest of the month!
Duncan: Does that mean no crimes?
Doctor: Yes.
Duncan: Noooo!!!!!
*shows everyone else*
Izzy: This has been the Izzy دکھائیں planing to ruin Duncan's day! With Izzy...
Trent: And Trent...
Harold: And Harold...
Courtney: And Courtney...
Noah: And Noah...
Heather: And Heather...
Lindsay: And Lindsay...
Izzy: So tune into the اگلے episode of...
Everyone: THE IZZY SHOW!!!!!!!
Izzy: See آپ later!
*everyone waves*
Duncan: (sarcasticly) Yay! I'm so fucking exited!
Izzy: ME TOO!!!!! NOW, WE'LL DO A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL, CHATTING!!!!
Duncan: It's a segment where we talk; now can I go home?
Izzy: No
Duncan:Pleeeeesssseeee???????????
Izzy: No
Duncan: I'll be your best friend!!!!
Izzy: I already have best friends, and here they come now!!!!
*Heather, Lindsay, and Courtney enter the room*
Duncan: COURTNEY آپ LIAR!!!!!!!!
Courtney: What? phsyco girl offered me a couple of bucks for this.
Duncan: Unngghh....
Heather: So, what are we doing here?
Izzy: We're doing a new segment called Poke Duncan!!
Duncan: Crap...
*everyone starts poking Duncan*
Duncan: Oww...owww..AAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsay: Sorry, that's my acupunture needle
Duncan: NEEDLE?????????????? آپ idiot...
Izzy: Looks like we'll have to cut this segment short... TRENT TAKE HIM TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL!!!!!
Trent: NO!!!!!!!THE کتیا, کتيا چرا لیا, چوری کی MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!
Courtney: I'll take him...
*Courtney takes Duncan to the hospital, with everyone else in the car. They are still being filmed.*
Lindsay: Sorry Duncan...
Duncan: آپ FUCKING oww.... IDIOT!!!!!!!!
Courtney: Try to keep your cool for once, Duncan.
Heather: Yeah, Duncan. یا should I say... Dunc'd in BLOOD!!!!!!
*akward scilence*
Courtney: That's not funny.
Heather: I know.
Trent: Anyways... I don't even know why I'm coming... Duncan is a whore...
Izzy: آپ still like Gwen don't you, Trent?!
Trent: HELL NO!!!!!
Izzy and Lindsay: Gwen and Duncan sitting in a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Trent: Grrr......
Duncan: Ahh, Gwen... *Courtney slaps him* I mean... STOP!
Izzy: We're going slow... are we in traffic?
Harold: And LOTS of it!!! My mad driving skills could get us to the hospital faster... but Duncan sucks so no skillage!
Noah: Yeah... whatever... oh and سے طرف کی the way Duncan, I wrote 'kick me' on the back of your شرٹ, قمیض with Sharpee
Duncan: What color? OOWWW!!!!!
Noah: White.
Izzy: Ant I wrote 'Idiot' on his nose with the same marker!
*Noah and Izzy give eachother a fist bump*
Cortney: *looks at Duncan's nose* Yeah, it's on there...
Heather: And آپ just got embarresed on the internet... 'cause we're still filming!
*shows Trent holding silver camcorder*
Duncan: THIS IS THE WORST دن OF MY LIFE!!!
*Three hours later in the emergency room...*
Doctor: Here آپ go Duncan... you'll be fine, but no hardcore physical activity for the rest of the month!
Duncan: Does that mean no crimes?
Doctor: Yes.
Duncan: Noooo!!!!!
*shows everyone else*
Izzy: This has been the Izzy دکھائیں planing to ruin Duncan's day! With Izzy...
Trent: And Trent...
Harold: And Harold...
Courtney: And Courtney...
Noah: And Noah...
Heather: And Heather...
Lindsay: And Lindsay...
Izzy: So tune into the اگلے episode of...
Everyone: THE IZZY SHOW!!!!!!!
Izzy: See آپ later!
*everyone waves*
Tasha: ارے everybody this is a new season of Total Drama I'm Chris's Sister Tasha and I'm the host. And here comes the first contestant of Tds I welcome Natalie
Natalie: Hi Tasha it's great to be here
Tasha: *Whispers to the camra* Thats what she thinks اگلے up is Rikki
Rikki: Hi Tasha and Hi other girl *smiles*
Natalie: WOW آپ have awesome teeth!
Rikki: Thanks
Tasha: Girls I welcome Jordan
Jordan: ارے Tasha
Tasha: Ya ya ya whatever. I present Rayven
Rayven: Hi Tasha
Tasha: HI ALREADY!!!
Rayven: Geez don't have to be so....
Tasha: Dare to finish that sentence! *Sinister look*
Rayven: *gulps* No
Tasha: I didn't think so. Now give it up for Jared
Jared: Hi people
Rikki and Nathalie: Whatever
Tasha: Heres Zoey!
Zoey: Hi Tasha Hi everybody I'm Zoey.
Everybody: Hi
Tasha: Heres Ray!
Ray: Hi everybody!
Tasha: Heres Penny and Samatha
Penny: Hi everybody
Samatha: Hi people
Part 2 coming soon :D
Natalie: Hi Tasha it's great to be here
Tasha: *Whispers to the camra* Thats what she thinks اگلے up is Rikki
Rikki: Hi Tasha and Hi other girl *smiles*
Natalie: WOW آپ have awesome teeth!
Rikki: Thanks
Tasha: Girls I welcome Jordan
Jordan: ارے Tasha
Tasha: Ya ya ya whatever. I present Rayven
Rayven: Hi Tasha
Tasha: HI ALREADY!!!
Rayven: Geez don't have to be so....
Tasha: Dare to finish that sentence! *Sinister look*
Rayven: *gulps* No
Tasha: I didn't think so. Now give it up for Jared
Jared: Hi people
Rikki and Nathalie: Whatever
Tasha: Heres Zoey!
Zoey: Hi Tasha Hi everybody I'm Zoey.
Everybody: Hi
Tasha: Heres Ray!
Ray: Hi everybody!
Tasha: Heres Penny and Samatha
Penny: Hi everybody
Samatha: Hi people
Part 2 coming soon :D
Geoff: Your kidding me right???????
Noah: No! This could really be the end of the world.
Bridgette: We have to worn the world.
Duncan: Frist Courtney!
Katie: But we don't know where she is.
Izzy:woho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
geoff: Izzy????
Izzy: I know where courtney is.
Duncan: where?
Izzy: Hop on my vine.
Duncan: Your crazy!
Izzy: I know i am.
Duncan: how about u walk me there.
Izzy: ok.
Geoff: I'll go on main سٹریٹ, گلی with bridgette.
noah: I'll go to all the state house.
Sadie: I'll go to all the houses with katie!
Duncan: I'll go tell courtney with izzy.
Izzy: yep
Noah: ok lets go!
Noah: No! This could really be the end of the world.
Bridgette: We have to worn the world.
Duncan: Frist Courtney!
Katie: But we don't know where she is.
Izzy:woho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
geoff: Izzy????
Izzy: I know where courtney is.
Duncan: where?
Izzy: Hop on my vine.
Duncan: Your crazy!
Izzy: I know i am.
Duncan: how about u walk me there.
Izzy: ok.
Geoff: I'll go on main سٹریٹ, گلی with bridgette.
noah: I'll go to all the state house.
Sadie: I'll go to all the houses with katie!
Duncan: I'll go tell courtney with izzy.
Izzy: yep
Noah: ok lets go!
chris:last time on total drama dynamite...our contestants had to do duncan's phobia....and since mr.toughguy:duncan couldn't do it,we کہا goodbye to him...6 contestants left:kari,megan,nicole,aydan,kate,and selena....one winner!who will win?!find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris:today's challange ladies...is running!whoever can run farthest WITHOUT passing out wins!
kari:this bites..
selena sighed:tell me about it.
aydan:mm hmmm...
megan:yeah.
kate:agreed..
kari:may the best girl win...
sigh.
chris:ready?set?GO!
and kari is in the lead and she gets pushed سے طرف کی aydan,that is breaking the rules!bye sister!
5 contestants left...one winner,who will win...?find out اگلے time on total drama dynamite!
chris:today's challange ladies...is running!whoever can run farthest WITHOUT passing out wins!
kari:this bites..
selena sighed:tell me about it.
aydan:mm hmmm...
megan:yeah.
kate:agreed..
kari:may the best girl win...
sigh.
chris:ready?set?GO!
and kari is in the lead and she gets pushed سے طرف کی aydan,that is breaking the rules!bye sister!
5 contestants left...one winner,who will win...?find out اگلے time on total drama dynamite!
Chris: Mysterys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duncan: What was that for?
Chris: We R going to have anouther season!
Heather: Oh great!
Chris: here R the teams! team 1! duncan, Issy, Owen, Coutney, and Eva. team 2, Heather, Lnday, Tyler, Justin, and beth! And team 3, Sierra, cody, alojodo, geoff, and bridgette! The outhers U will be my helpers! Campers! Every دن we will have a chalnge on mysterys! One of these r the one who did it! یا me and Chefe! Well, that's mostly all. sorry that was short! well we have to get to Chcogo USA! We will have to wait till anouther دکھائیں to do this! Buy!
Chris: What they don't know is that they will be recored the wole time! Buy!
Duncan: What was that for?
Chris: We R going to have anouther season!
Heather: Oh great!
Chris: here R the teams! team 1! duncan, Issy, Owen, Coutney, and Eva. team 2, Heather, Lnday, Tyler, Justin, and beth! And team 3, Sierra, cody, alojodo, geoff, and bridgette! The outhers U will be my helpers! Campers! Every دن we will have a chalnge on mysterys! One of these r the one who did it! یا me and Chefe! Well, that's mostly all. sorry that was short! well we have to get to Chcogo USA! We will have to wait till anouther دکھائیں to do this! Buy!
Chris: What they don't know is that they will be recored the wole time! Buy!
Sumer's POV: i was gonna kill Heather! Why? She'd read my diary out for the WHOLE viewing world to hear. Im NOT happy! "Hey heather" i greet as if nothing is wrong, but i just wanna tear her head off! GRRRR! "Hey, Sumer" she replied. "Do آپ wanna hang with me in the woods?" i asked, "sure" she said. Ha. She's so naive. We went to the middle of the woods. "It's freezing" heather complained, so, to warm her up, i got out my flame thrower from my hiding place in a درخت and killed her...