do vampire fart یا burp???

i doubt it. that would ruin there flawlessness.

Man, I mean, just imagine Edward letting a cracking long gass while kissing Bella. I mean picture that! It would be the most hedious thing in the world after hunger and war. Although I'm sure they have farted at least once in their life, when they were human. And surely Bella has done the nasty deed. I personally enjoy imagining Jane farting really loudly, because, آپ know, I hate her! :P