What is your fave Jacob quote?

My favourite Jacob quote is "Does my being naked bother you?" from Eclipse. It made me laugh sooo hard^^

x)Bada Bing,bada Boom - true love!
x)Bunch of vampires trying to kill you. The usual.
x)Dr. Fang isn’t sure how much pain medication I need, so he’s going with trial and error. Think he overdid it.
x)The clouds I can handle. But I can’t fight with an eclipse.
x)Kind is my middle name.
x)Five bucks on the baby girl.
x)Emergency vampirization.
x)Oh, I hadn’t heard the great news. A bouncing baby boy, huh? Shoulda brought some blue balloons.>lol
x)You’re scared of Leah, but you’re best buds with the psychopath blonde?
x)I snorted. Vampire mother hen – bizarre.
x)So… um… what’s the, er, date? آپ know, the due تاریخ for the little monster.>LOL
x)I’m not my pack’s nanny
P.S i am sorry that i didn't choose only one but i really adore all the things Jake says..that are the best >LOL

'how do آپ drown a blond rosalie? Stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool." Lol i love him and rosalie against each othr, theres always some funny moments :)

Mine is: life sucks, then آپ die.Yeah, i should be so lucky.

Mine is when he says to Bella: "Did آپ seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that is movies..."

I dont know if that is exactly what he said, but I did not want to go looking through my book for it.