I'm bored so this مضمون is random anyways...

1. Like- it makes آپ seem younger

2. Like hell- fun to say and it's useful

3. Unfuckingbelieveable- آپ have to have مزید words like: in-sonofabitch-inginsane یا out-goddamn-rageous

4. Bro- No. Just don't use this one.

5. Balls- Don't use it as an exclamation and be like "balls"

6. Sweet- Only when talking about food

7. Shit- never "shoot"

8. -eroo- add this to the end of every possible word. Switcheroo, sexeroo, arresteroo

9. Buddy- buddy is what آپ call college students and men named Buddy. Okay, آپ have friends.

10. Calm Your Tits- encouraged

11. Piss-...

1. آپ can name مزید types of cheese than clothing brands and know where to buy Limburger (doesn't mean آپ would!).

2. To you, a "big town" has 10,000 people in it.

3. The smell of cow manure right outside town doesn't get a سیکنڈ thought.

4. Everyone آپ know listens to country موسیقی like a سیکنڈ religion, and those that don't are just wrong.

5. When people تبصرہ on your funny accent, you're like, "What fucking accent? I sound just like you!"

6. When I say "Cheese Days", آپ know exactly what I'm talking about and where it is.

7. When a Californian said, "There's a person with a mullet!", you'd...

1. Ichigo and orihime
(bleach)- I love this couple!
Its like the princess and
the hero! He fights and she
heals him. Orihime loves ichigo and I
love this couple!
2. Renji and rukia(bleach)- He trained
so hard to be vice captain of her
brother. He got his bankai to save
her. They known each other and care
for each for years.
3. Ed and winry(FMA)- I love the way
ed told her " i will give آپ half of my
life if آپ give me half yours". Than
winry کہا "how about i give آپ all
of it"!
4. Roy and riza(FMA)- it was sad yet
cute moment when she cried for him.
It was very cute when roy hugged
her and how they got each...

The دکھائیں SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning


The دکھائیں SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed سے طرف کی a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine منٹ of the دکھائیں may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob یا Caillou, in which تصاویر change مزید slowly, یا to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some food while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ was when Tina got ہوم she saw what the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their ہوم the Teddy برداشت, ریچھ was hiding in the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ cupboard as it chuckled...

Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like آپ for a minute, and then forget آپ afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are آپ doing something?" یا "Have آپ eaten already?" are the first usual سوالات a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....

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A Nice دن To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the گھاس to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot مزید fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird...

I hope آپ enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all آپ opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't آپ see, the resolve to cut آپ reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...

*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*



So, long پہلے me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and کہا "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years یا so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...

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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Disney and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have آپ watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Disney has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Disney Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Disney & music. Even the trash فلمیں like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Disney direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Disney Channel has to offer....

ارے there, and welcome to part 2 of this dumb idea that I had. Obscure 80s slasher films. None of the مقبول stuff. If آپ haven’t seen me talk about the first sixteen فلمیں yet, go check that مضمون out, cause there’s comparisons آپ might miss یا something. Anyway, let’s get on with the final fifteen

#15: Nightmares in a Damaged Brain (1981)



Okay, first things first. Yes, I know the advertising name for this film is Nightmares. However, that name is super generic and I don’t care, so we’re going سے طرف کی it’s alternate name. Secondly, this is another one of those video nasty...

Well, hello once again, everyone. It’s that time of سال again. The Halloween season. The best season. Yeah, I’m still saying that and I refuse to be told otherwise. And آپ know what that means? That means it’s another سال for some sort of weird horror subgenre that I talk about that will most likely result in a bunch of trash over quality but I will come out with a sort of middling respect for some of these films. How great. And one genre that has piqued my interest so much was the slasher movie craze of the 80s. Lots and lots of slasher فلمیں came out that decade. آپ got Jason Vorhees,...

Okay so a quick دکھائیں of hands, who here remembers Afro Samurai? Very few of you, I’m sure. Afro Samurai is a thing… and it definitely happened. Okay, I rag on it, but there was definitely effort put into this bizarre idea. A black swordsman travels across a land of feudal Japan. A feudal Japan containing cell phones and robots and Kanye West bears. But effort was put into this, یا at least money. Afro Samurai was voiced سے طرف کی Samuel L. Jackson, موسیقی was done سے طرف کی RZA of the Wu-Tang Clan, and the عملی حکمت itself was animated سے طرف کی Studio Gonzo and won awards for it’s animation. So naturally, with...

Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored سے طرف کی a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized دستانے, دستانہ weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told آپ if آپ keep falling asleep, their gonna kick آپ outta here"...

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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards سے طرف کی an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes آپ can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are آپ doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: آپ okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think آپ were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED سے طرف کی A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...