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posted by AngelVicki427
5
Ok, here is the dream I had a couple of nights ago.
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I was in this picnic area, I don't really remember. So, there was this red headed lady and my grandma sitting at a picnic table, laughing. I came over. They were all hi hi and stuff. Then, this guy in a panda برداشت, ریچھ costume ran over. It wasn't a cute panda. He had a huge nose. No mouth and beady little eyes. FREAKY!
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RED HAIRED LADY: Did u ever want 2 hug a panda bear?
ME: Well, um, that's random
LADY: Your grandma told me that u like animals, so hug...
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 foamy
foamy
It was late afternoon. Foamy had just woken up. He was at the door. “ah. Time for a nice دن of ranting.” he کہا as he opened the door. When he saw his surroundings he freaked out. “what the h@#$!?” this isn't my neighborhood!i need a lawyer! Where is my lawyer!?” Pilz-E walked out of another house. “What's with all the noise Foamy?” he asked. “Stop popping pills and look around آپ a%$hole!” Foamy replied. Pilz-E looked around and gasped. “you're right Foamy. This isn't where we live!” Foamy rolled his eyes and کہا sarcastically “gee, I never would've guessed, retard!”...
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posted by Lucien_Lachance
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It's best if آپ say your opinion

Xbox 360 یا ps3? (Xbox)

Twilight یا Harry Potter? (duh Harry Potter)

Is metal good music? (Of course it is!)

What do آپ think of Justin Beiber? یا One Direction? or... um... The Jonas Brothers? (They all suck)

Nintendo یا Sega? (Niiiinnteendooo)

Should gays have rights? (NEVER!)

Should cannabis be legalized? (No Doubt)

Should America have better gun control? (yes)

Should animals have rights? (yep)

Halo یا COD? (Halo)

Is pokemon childish? (no)

Facebook یا twitter? (Facebook)


AND NOW THE ULTIMATE WAY TO START ARGUMENTS ONLINE:

سٹار, ستارہ wars یا trek which is better? (STAR WARS!)
posted by Thecharliejay
3
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival پیزا place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their سوالات with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...
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posted by invadercalliope
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Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One دن in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: آپ B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI آگ کے, آگ breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! آگ کے, آگ BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
london tipton: *raped*
THE END!
posted by warriorcats02
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Yeah, I just needed to do a D.A.R.E. Essay, and I had it typed up on my computer, so I just copied and pasted it here, so I go on this site at school, and copy and paste it to google docs there, so I can print it out there. Yeah, people who do drugs, please don't be offended سے طرف کی this, since I needed to do this essay, so, yeah.

D.A.R.E. Essay

I have learned a lot of valuable things from D.A.R.E. this year. D.A.R.E. stands for Drug Abusive Resistance Education. One this is not to do drugs. There are a lot of different kinds of drugs, but the most common drugs are smoking, and drinking alcohol....
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posted by JonasLuver1
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Why Guys Love Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they kiss آپ ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though آپ both know she’s the most beautiful...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have دیا us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if آپ press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very brave generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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1.When someone remembers the things آپ say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text آپ see is from the person آپ love <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your دن turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows آپ better than آپ know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...
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u should say to his family & friends:























































































































































-sorry for your lost.





























































































































































-i hope it was helpful :P


The End
posted by chattycandy
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Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

Guys hate flirts.

A guy can like آپ for a minute, and then forget آپ afterwards.

When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

"Are آپ doing something?" یا "Have آپ eaten already?" are the first usual سوالات a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

Guys may be flirting around all دن but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics....
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posted by edwardcarlisle
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Well, as the عنوان says, this is a فہرست of stupid سوالات people has asked to themeselves sometime on their lifetimes.

There are others that are not questions, but still are like some sort of extra information.

Hope آپ enjoy!

- Which is another word for synonym?

- Why isn't there cat food with ماؤس flavor?

- How can Donald have nephews if he doesn't even have siblings?

- Adam and Eve had navels.

- Why when someone is being called سے طرف کی the phone, he/she starts to walk around as an idiot?

- Why if swimming is so good for losing weight, whales are so fat?

- If wool shrinks with the water, why do sheeps...
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So I bet'cher thinking all high and mighty in your chair at this very moment something along these lines....

"Pink badass? HAH! آپ couldn't tell the difference between گلابی and a barn-sized lightning-rod! :D"

And you'd be right, normally.....

DAMN IT.

But here's the thing, have آپ ever REALLY taken the time to think about it? Like, why گلابی has the reputation it does as of right now?

Hell, even SAYING the word, it sounds pretty lame. Pink.

Like, PINK! It sounds like a Barbie porno spin-off, LAME!

But once آپ venture a bit deeper into the realm of Pink, you'll find some pretty damn cool stuff.

An...
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posted by misscrazel
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I realized I loved Ashley a while ago. We were onstage and my microphone cut out. I was forced to use Ashley’s until mine was fixed. For just a moment our lips brushed together and I realized I loved him.
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It was the end of Valentine’s Day. I wished I could get something for Ashley. Maybe اگلے سال I would be braver. I was alone in my room when I decided to call Ashley. I wouldn’t tell him I loved him yet, I just wanted...
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Looking for a laugh?
Say no more, look no further! :{D


1.
Two guys are taking the subway. One of them had a bunch of bananas and a jar of musterd. He peeled a banana, dipped it in the mustard and threw it out of the window. The other guy looked at him weird, but decided not to say anything. After a منٹ یا two, he did the same thing. Peeled the banana, put it in the mustard, and threw it out of the subway train!
"Why on Earth are آپ doing that." the guy said.
"Hell, do you like bananas with mustard?"

2.
Two guys, Buck and Jamie, were sitting with Mindy, Jamie's girlfriend, in a bar chatting. Buck...
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posted by LinaHarrow
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6:30am, waking up in the morning
Gotta get ready, gotta ride to school
Gotta grab some breakfast before I go
Seein’ everything, my mind is groggy
Rushing round and round, everybody’s cranky
Gotta go outside and get in mom's car
Gotta be on time, before the گھنٹی, بیل (The bell)

Drivin’ in the front seat
Sleepin’ in the back seat
Gotta finish my homework up
Which pen should I use?

It’s Monday, Monday
Gotta wake up on Monday,
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend, weekend
Monday, Monday
Waking up on Monday
Everybody’s wanting back the weekend

Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Grumbling, grumbling (Yeah)
Urg, urg,...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
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Yay! girls,these days short hair is in. But if آپ have just cut your hair short and آپ don't know how to style it, it can be a challenge. Today we have some tips for آپ :D

Very Short:

This would be like the cut that Emma Watson has. It is a cut that gives the face a mysterious look to it. All your can do with a cut this short is style it a bit with gel, یا play around with the badg if آپ have them. آپ need to be sure that آپ want this look, because once you've got it, there is little آپ can do about it.

Medium-Short Hair:

This is a good option for those who want to try out short hair but...
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Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel مچھلی and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel مچھلی could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a تلاش as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two دوستوں riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a ٹٹو with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red لومڑی is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by laspanglish
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there is agirl who hides her face,
a picture of carelessness and happiness in replace.
she laughs and jokes,and tries her best,
puts on abrave face,leaves out all the rest...

please her fanily and her friends,
carefull not to speak,not to offend.
pretends to live a life of harmony and peace,
but a soul dark and twisted a tearful beast.

when twilgiht comes she cries alone,
abandons and locks away the sickly clone.
her hidious دل all torn and sad,
releases her feelings dangerous and bad.

with only god she can confide,
his glorious power nothing can hide.
when the sun rises in the east,
again she wakes up,pretending,in...
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