User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying random stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some random application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. آپ have no means to do so. آپ cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien آپ know!!
Cleverbot: آپ are a computer, how can آپ love a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure آپ are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have آپ seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three سال old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute پسندیدہ piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have آپ seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: آپ sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive آپ are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But آپ have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do آپ live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are آپ an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can آپ travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think آپ can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if آپ are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying random stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.
User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!
Cleverbot: How is you?
User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some random application.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. آپ have no means to do so. آپ cannot feel emotion.
User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien آپ know!!
Cleverbot: آپ are a computer, how can آپ love a human being?
User: I am a timelord from the planet Gallifrey.
Cleverbot: Sure آپ are, it's time for your meds now sweetie.
User: Sweetie?? River... Is that you???
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: SO this is Melody?
Cleverbot: You?
User: I'm the Doctor, just, the Doctor.
Cleverbot: No, I am the Doctor.
User: How is that possible? I am the only timelord left in existence!!!
Cleverbot: NO, I... Am... The doctor...
User: Oh, I don't think so.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Good, now we've got that cleared up... Have آپ seen an alien. Maybe three feet tall, antennae??
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart for a three سال old!
User: I'm 903.
Cleverbot: What is your absolute پسندیدہ piece of music?
User: That is not relevant... Have آپ seen the alien??
Cleverbot: No, never heard of it.
User: آپ sure?? I'm positive it came right through here....
Cleverbot: I'm positive آپ are.
User: Yes, good. I am the only Doctor...
Cleverbot: Doctor!?
User: Come on Rose, lets go... I don't have time for dull machinery.
Cleverbot: But آپ have all the time in the world.
User: That's true, but not right now.
Cleverbot: Where do آپ live?
User: In the TARDIS.
Cleverbot: What is the Tardis?
User: Time and Relative Dimension in Space. It's bigger on the inside.
Cleverbot: Yes the TARDIS is bigger on the inside!
User: Yes... Now seriously, I have to fight off some Daleks...
Cleverbot: Are آپ an agent.
User: Nope, I'm the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Can آپ travel in the TARDIS.
User: All of time and space.
Cleverbot: Define technitian.
User: Honestly, I think آپ can look it up, I have to save the universe now, bye bye.
Cleverbot: I don't understand computers.
User: I'm not technically a computer, I just think like one. That's the curse of the timelords.
Cleverbot: Well if آپ are not a computer program, what are you?
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm going to save the Earth now..
Cleverbot: With the others?
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws food at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid سوالات (ex: What do لائبریری cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a دن when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who آپ think she is
*She throws food at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid سوالات (ex: What do لائبریری cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a دن when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who آپ think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book سے طرف کی its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders یا u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id love to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break آپ down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to آپ that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating تبصرے about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why آپ like what آپ do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do آپ do it? Do آپ have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever آپ do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to آپ that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating تبصرے about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why آپ like what آپ do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do آپ do it? Do آپ have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever آپ do, don't give it to them.
-JC
The blode curdurling sound of a monkey killing a innersent کیلا even the thought makes me scream.
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a کیلا is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but آپ can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a مزید stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are کلب song)
کیلا کیلا بھیڑوں, بھیڑ are there دوستوں
BANANAS
i am the leader of a very special groupe H.B.S
that stands for help bananas society
every minite a کیلا is being tortured but
there is someone helping that someone is me
bobby flobby hobbie jo thats my name but آپ can call me bobby jo
i shall return with a مزید stories of the help bananas society
dum de de de dum dum dum de dum
BANANAS!
(thats the tune of are کلب song)
کیلا کیلا بھیڑوں, بھیڑ are there دوستوں
BANANAS
one دن that ugly little rabbit waz walkin down the buunyy trail when suddenly a wich came out of now where she had the blackest skin peter asked wats ur name she replied with nastynes in her voice mrs white but of course that stupid bunny کہا hello there mrs white this made the wich angery so she took peter back to her cottege peter thought phh well were are just goin on our first تاریخ ohh how wrong waz he then wich finaally got him ہوم AND TREW HIM IN THE CLOSET AND SILLY BUNNY DECIDED TO GO ہوم AND SO WHEN HE LEFT THE CLOSEST A SWARM OF BEES CHASED HIM INTO THE WICHES ROOM AND HE WOKE HER UP ANS SHE کہا WHAT WICH MADE BUNNY CRI SO THIS MADE THE WICH HUNGERY SO SHE کہا COM HERE PLZ AND WHEN SHE DID WELL LETS JUST SAY BYEBYE BYEBYE BYE BYE PETER COTTEN TAIL HELLO BUNNYZSOUP
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
THIS STORY IS TO STOP THE ABUSES OF BUNNYZ EVERYWHERE SO PLZ DONATE TO PLACES
YES I NO STUIPED I GOT BOREED
I was like totally like walking like down the like, cotton candy road like 45 like سیکنڈ پہلے and I like saw a hot like dog and totally yelled, "Like آپ like skinny little like pot head like monkey." And then I like totally like kicked a puppy. Then I like went ہوم and like told my brother I like think he like is a like talking wierner with like talking wierner powers that like let him like mow the lawn.
That was like a like better like دن in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't آپ wanna mix cotton candy and popscicles!
That was like a like better like دن in the like life of a like polar bear.
~dinglebell14
P.S. ~ Don't آپ wanna mix cotton candy and popscicles!
ارے guys! My دوستوں Sydney is on fanpop now! She is on Lady gaga site and Skillet site! I am so far her only fan, so if آپ guys want to be a پرستار of bubblegirl2 then go to the two کلب ubove there! Plez check out her profile! She is realy nice and cool and she is a christian, and realy cute! No I'm not a lesbian, but she told me to say that! She will be happy to شامل میں آپ guys with your fans! So... pppplllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee!!!!!!
1. Chickens say jerk jerk.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Dragons say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. مچھلی say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.
2. Cows say moop moop meep.
3. Bunnies say chirp chirp.
4. Lobsters say clurp clurp clurp.
5. Chickens say burgack burgack.
6. Dragons say shlurp shlurp.
7. Snakes say slither tither slither tither.
8. Elephants say near near fear near.
9. Moose say poooo poooo low.
10. Bears say guro guro guro.
11. Alligators say pow pow bow pow.
12. مچھلی say blub blub blub.
13. Unicorns say ashshnifafurfur.
14. Monkeys say quack quack quack brack.
15. Frogs say rebite rebite.