We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... آپ see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets into a mood and the leader begins to have sex with her. JESUS, WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING SEX IN THESE FUCKING FANFICS!!!
Anyway, this goes on for God knows how long and once its done, Lara goes to sleep... because???
Once she wakes up, she is tied up and then all the cannibals begin to beat the shit out of her with sticks. That's gotta hurt. Once there done, they then break her skull open and then begin to eat her brain. Oh my fucking god, I'm going to be fucking sick. And what's worse, yes worse then the perverted Lara and brain eating, is that the leader cuts off Lara's head and uses it to please himself whenever he wants... Dear God, well, I would say I'm going to be sick, but I threw the fuck up.
There it is, Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, its مزید horny teen fanfiction and it is sadly not the last one I'll read but it still fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
#1:SULLIVAN:
As آپ already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
As آپ already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I love Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one سال old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, آپ should at least give a game some time to age before آپ remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people کہا is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are آپ remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, don't get me wrong. I love Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one سال old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, آپ should at least give a game some time to age before آپ remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people کہا is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are آپ remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! آپ still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... آپ brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: آپ seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are آپ here?
Henry: we need آپ back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: آپ are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach آپ
Henry: آپ and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! آپ still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... آپ brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: آپ seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are آپ here?
Henry: we need آپ back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: آپ are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach آپ
Henry: آپ and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: get in the car Dex
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell آپ do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did آپ bring me along!?
???: آپ figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that آپ have to bring me with you!
???: in the فلمیں people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would آپ think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell آپ do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did آپ bring me along!?
???: آپ figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that آپ have to bring me with you!
???: in the فلمیں people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would آپ think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Art by SeantheHedgehog
#80: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls
Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- سے طرف کی god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an عملی حکمت based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the عملی حکمت was good. For an عملی حکمت that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one سے طرف کی one. Now, if...
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Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- سے طرف کی god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an عملی حکمت based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the عملی حکمت was good. For an عملی حکمت that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one سے طرف کی one. Now, if...
