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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way یا another I find disgusting, immature sex یا rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... آپ see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets into a mood and the leader begins to have sex with her. JESUS, WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING SEX IN THESE FUCKING FANFICS!!!
Anyway, this goes on for God knows how long and once its done, Lara goes to sleep... because???
Once she wakes up, she is tied up and then all the cannibals begin to beat the shit out of her with sticks. That's gotta hurt. Once there done, they then break her skull open and then begin to eat her brain. Oh my fucking god, I'm going to be fucking sick. And what's worse, yes worse then the perverted Lara and brain eating, is that the leader cuts off Lara's head and uses it to please himself whenever he wants... Dear God, well, I would say I'm going to be sick, but I threw the fuck up.
There it is, Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, its مزید horny teen fanfiction and it is sadly not the last one I'll read but it still fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Creepypastas… I don’t like them. There was once a time when I was the biggest Creepypasta fan. I read every story, and I knew everything there was to know about them… I was a total idiot. Now, if آپ like Creepypasta, that’s fine. Like whatever آپ want. But when I hear the word “creepypasta”, I don’t think of something scary, I think of a bunch of annoying emo teenagers with emotions killing people in overly gory fashion. And that’s not scary. It’s stupid. Yet, no matter how hard I try to avoid it, these creepypastas are everywhere, and there the kind that get the most recognition....
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Hey, what’s up guys. Its Scarce here. And today, we have a double upload.
Okay, I’m gonna stop that right now and just talk about the game. So this entry was considered Grasshopper’s most divisive game, well, until a game later in the فہرست shows up, but we’ll get there when we get there. Anyway, this game was divisive because it was considered a game so un-Grasshopper and would be dated with it’s references in a few years. But it’s on this list, so آپ already know how I feel, so let’s talk about Lollipop Chainsaw.
Lollipop Chainsaw follows Juliet Starling, the busty, attractive,...
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Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever - 2013


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst...
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So let me start this مضمون off سے طرف کی saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an مضمون called سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called سب, سب سے اوپر tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is,...
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(Cody stands in front of Wind outside as Wind sits on a bench)
Cody: So Wind, remember when آپ کہا that Mal-Mart barely pays their employees
Wind: Yes
Cody: Well, آپ were right… but, with lots of hard work, and having to sacrifice our food, James and I were able to buy a car for us to use
Wind: Wait… آپ two have a license to drive
Cody: Of course. Got it from a Cheery U cereal box. Anyway, here is the new car
(Nothing happens)
Cody: James, آپ gotta دکھائیں the car when I say that
James: Just give me a second. This shift stick is stuck (Drives up to the two in a white golf cart)
Wind: … This...
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In 1931, the classic horror movie monster, Dracula, made his film debut. It was one of the major horror movie classics along with Frankenstein, Wolfman, and The Mummy. It was later followed سے طرف کی a bunch of sequels, ranging from good, to total garbage. Never did any of them ever live up to the glory of the classic Dracula movie. They tried (Most of the time), but never could they capture the same feeling as the classic 1931 movie. But, the closest we had ever gotten to being the اگلے successful Dracula movie (In my opinion), was Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula.



Now, sadly, the classic 1931...
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Wind: (At the pharmacy getting pills)
Cody: (Runs in) Wind, did آپ hear
Wind: ….. No.
Cody: That knew superhero movie سے طرف کی MC is out
Wind: آپ mean the one where they turned one of their characters into an emo?
Cody: It looks stupid at first, but it’s actually really cool. Didn’t آپ hear about it
Wind: Well, دیا that I can’t get away from it no matter where I look (Sees the movie advertised on several posters, billboards, and newspapers) Yeah, I heard about it
Cody: Oh, I can’t wait to see it
Wind: I can wait, however (Looks through the pills)
Cody: What are آپ looking for?
Wind: I need...
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(The following is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not murder and then sue me)

So, آپ failed at everything else in life and want to become Youtube famous? Well, it’s your lucky day, آپ sad fuck, because I am going to tell آپ how آپ can become internet famous in just five easy ways.

Step 1: Do A Review

Now, your review (Or rather, your pointless opinion that no one gives a shit about) is what makes a perfect review. Weather it’s movie, یا tv shows, یا anime, یا the most overused of them, games, آپ too can be the perfect whore سے طرف کی pleasuring companies with a folded hundred dollar...
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Long ago, the world was ruled سے طرف کی the immortal dragons, where they were all immortal. Except for Seath, the scaleless, legless albino dragon. He was mocked سے طرف کی his brothers for the color of his skin. So, naturally, he was so PO’d, that he wanted to do whatever he could to kill all of his brothers, because why not. So, after searching forever, he was able to find three lords. Gravelord Nito, a giant dead guy made of a million other dead guys who was responsible for the diseases in Lordran (Thanks for the herpes, prick), The Witch of Izalith, a women with a whole lot of children and was up...
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سب, سب سے اوپر 49 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands (Least پسندیدہ to Favorite)

49: Tingle Island
48: North مثلث Island
47: East مثلث Island
46: South مثلث Island
45: سٹار, ستارہ بیلٹ, پٹی Archipelago
44: Crescent Moon Island
43: Five-Star Isles
42: Horseshoe Island
41: سٹار, ستارہ Island
40: Seven-Star Isles
39: Mother and Child Isles
38: Greatfish Isle
37: Ice Ring Isle
36: Southern Fairy Island
35: North Fairy Island
34: West Fairy Island
33: East Fairy Isle
32: Thorned Fairy Island
31: Two-Eye Reef
30: Four-Eye Reef
29: Three-Eye Isle
28: Six-Eye Reef
27: Five Eye Reef
26: Cyclops Reef
25: Angular Island
24: Spectacle Isle
23:...
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From the movie Hot Rods To Hell. The band is really great.
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We all have those animated فلمیں that we can't help but LOVE SO much. Whether it's for the music, animation, comedy, یا even personal reasons in general, آپ can't help but push the replay button 50,000 times and never get tired of it.

And that's what this فہرست is about! Every دن (Or two) I'll be posting another part to this list, so keep that in mind while آپ read this!

Sit down, relax, and get out your soda! Because WE ARE COUNTING DOWN..........

My سب, سب سے اوپر 10 پسندیدہ Animated Films!

#10. The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks, 2000)

This is a perfect example of a movie that just doesn't get as much...
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Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, یا self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy پاستا characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman reading horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the مصنف of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's...
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School Days.......... There is no intro. Lets just get this over with
(Warning. This مضمون contains spoilers)
Now, I want to start off سے طرف کی saying that School Days is the worst عملی حکمت I have ever seen. Let me repeat that. THE WORST عملی حکمت I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! Its like someone got a hold of some awful fanfiction and turned it into an anime. So, lets start. This whole عملی حکمت is based off our main character, Dickhead Fuckface..... Oh, sorry, I mean Makoto.... AKA Dickhead Fuckface. Incase your wondering why I'm saying this, well its simple. I fucking hate Makoto. He is like David from The Pokemon...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. This time, well be talking about the سب, سب سے اوپر game on the XBox. Nintendo consoles have Mario and Playstation has Nathan Drake. So, what does XBox have.... Master Cheif that's who, from the Halo game. The Halo series is an FPS game. Oh boy.... Actually, it's a pretty good FPS. Most FPS's are just "Hey, here's a guy shoot him. Hide behind cover. Wait for dumb پچھواڑے, گدا soldier to pop his head out and shoot him. Get to a part where آپ have to die for story reasons so آپ can say "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT"!!! No, none of that is in Halo. Halo actually has a great...
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