What's Your Take - مضمون 74 - Lara Croft on Crappable Island

posted by Windwakerguy430

Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way یا another I find disgusting, immature sex یا rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... آپ see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets into a mood and the leader begins to have sex with her. JESUS, WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING SEX IN THESE FUCKING FANFICS!!!
Anyway, this goes on for God knows how long and once its done, Lara goes to sleep... because???
Once she wakes up, she is tied up and then all the cannibals begin to beat the shit out of her with sticks. That's gotta hurt. Once there done, they then break her skull open and then begin to eat her brain. Oh my fucking god, I'm going to be fucking sick. And what's worse, yes worse then the perverted Lara and brain eating, is that the leader cuts off Lara's head and uses it to please himself whenever he wants... Dear God, well, I would say I'm going to be sick, but I threw the fuck up.
There it is, Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, its مزید horny teen fanfiction and it is sadly not the last one I'll read but it still fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take

Canada24 Yeah. Hate lemons (sex chapters). In one of my stories. The woman wanted on, and the guy 'literary' gives her a lemon.. I always been know. For "inside humor" joining fanfiction.net

Nik's Pokemon Y Nuzlocke Challenge: دن 1

posted by Windwakerguy430

Before following the story, we must ask, what is Nuzlocke? Nuzlocke is a challenge in Pokemon games where the player must follow the specific rules. 1: They can only catch one Pokemon for an area, and can only catch the first one. If they can’t catch that Pokemon, then they are not allowed to catch any Pokemon for that route. سیکنڈ rule, all Pokemon must be named in order to form a stronger bond with them. Third and final rule, if a Pokemon faints, they are dead, and must be released یا placed in the box permanently. The challenge was made to make the game harder and to make the bonds with...

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Windwakerguy430's سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Worst Video Game Ports

posted by Windwakerguy430

When a game comes to a console, it usually happens to either be made for that one console یا made for a couple other ones, especially in the حالیہ years. آپ don’t see much console exclusive games anymore. A few roll around, like Xbox’s Halo, Playstations Crash and a plethora of Nintendo exclusives, but there are times when games get ported to other consoles. Sometimes it’s great, and other times it’s…. Not great. Heck, it can be considered that some of the worst games, یا at least, some of the worst of a year, are just ports. Remember the original PS3 Skyrim? Boy, what a mess that...

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Hidden Gems: مشروم, کھنبی Men: The Spore Wars

posted by Windwakerguy430

When آپ are a young man, no job, and college is hitting آپ real hard with assignments, I say that there is no better place to find games that no one else will play than your local libraries. I don’t know if all libraries do this, but the one in my area allows people to rent not just books, but فلمیں and video games. I found some pretty good games there, as well as some… Less good ones. But regardless, these games are in fact underrated, so it is my job to review them. And what better game to review than an underrated Wii game, مشروم, کھنبی Men: The Spore Wars.

~Story~

Mushroom Men: The...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 86 - Scariest Modern Horror Film

posted by Windwakerguy430

When it comes to horror movies, آپ all know that the one thing that makes a movie for me is jumpscares. There’s nothing I love مزید than jumpscares. There is also nothing I love مزید than seeing characters go out into the killer’s path even though they could have lived if they stayed put. I love it. But I also love monsters just as much. And there are lots of great Hollywood monsters like the Leprechaun, the gorilla with the ہیلمیٹ from Robot Monster, the Gingerdead Man, the Goblins from Troll 2, and who can forget the classic Shitweasles from Dreamcatcher? But, I think I know one horror...

Corner of Horror - Episode 71 - Sixth دن of Christmassacre: Christmas Cruelty

posted by Windwakerguy430

Art by Deathding

Welcome to the sixth دن of Christmassacre. Today, we aren’t going to be watching an English horror movie. This اگلے one we’ll be looking at caught my eye for two different reasons. The first reason is that this is a Norwegian film. I’ve never seen many Norwegian films, with the other one being Troll Hunter. That was a good found footage movie. I know found footage فلمیں get a lot of hate, but I really liked that one. The سیکنڈ reason for this movie was because it was claimed to be the goriest Christmas horror movie out there. Well, we’ll see about that. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 13 - سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Scariest Non-Horror Games

posted by Windwakerguy430

Art by Alinah_09

There are a lot of horror games out there that have done wonders in scaring millions of people. Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Dead Space, Eternal Darkness, Fatal Frame, Five Nights at- (No). But, what about those games that look scary… but actually aren’t horror games. آپ know, those games that make آپ think “Oh, this will just be a normal adventure game” یا “This looks like a kids game”, and when آپ play it, آپ feel the need to cry underneath the covers…. Yeah. Those games. I really seem to like games that aren’t technically horror games, but still manage to scare you. They...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 7 - Parasyte: The Maxim

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2014 was a great سال for anime.So much wonderful shows like Ping Pong: The Animation, Kill la Kill, and my personal favorite, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. But there wasn’t really much horror anime. Which is why I am so thankful to say that one of the best عملی حکمت and most beloved سے طرف کی the عملی حکمت community was a horror anime. That عملی حکمت being the series known as Parasyte: The Maxim.

Parasyte: The Maxim is an عملی حکمت based on the manga سے طرف کی Hitoshi Iwaaki… all the way back in 1988… You’re telling me that آپ waited until 2014 to make an عملی حکمت of this series?! Oh well....

Red Dead Redemption Crossover

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Why Wind Should NOT Visit Multiple Different Games

posted by Windwakerguy430

(Due to the lack of jokes I could find, یا new jokes that I forgot to add in my games, here is a few short فہرست of what would happen if آپ let an emotionless 16-year-old sociopath with antisocial personality disorder ruining your childhood سے طرف کی killing beloved video game characters یا assaulting them at the least)

Robotnik: Ha, ha, ha. Prepare to die, Sonic
Sonic: We’ll see about that, Robo- (Sonic gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks over) Oh thank god
Robotnik: Uh… wow, it was that easy
Wind: What do آپ mean?
Robotnik: Well, I’ve just been building robots with surprisingly weak metal, and...

Niko/Johnny series - Extended ending

posted by Canada24

Johnny: What's this about Ray?

Ray: Nothing., Were دوستوں aren't we.

Johnny: Really.. I thought آپ hated my guts after that musiem stunt.

Ray: Noo, no Johnny, I don't hate your fuckin guts.

Bodyguard: Than what the hell are we doing!? I thought we were gonna ki-

Ray: SOOO!? JOHNNY!? DO آپ LIKE LOUD SENTENCES!?

Johnny: Sometimes I guess.

Ray: Great.. Say, can آپ do me a favour? Do آپ see that painting behind you?

Johnny? (looks behind him) What about i- (Ray suddenly knocks him unconscious).

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Ray: (slaps Johnny).

Johnny: (wakes up...

★★ BHD STORYTIME #23 - Worst High School Fight I Ever Witnessed O_O (w/ BlastphamousHD)

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RollerCoaster Tycoon 2 - PBG

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Do not ride on any roller coasters called Whoops.

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My Little Pornstar Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - قوس قزح Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland دکھائیں - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack کی, اپپلیجاک

Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.

Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important ٹٹو in this shithole of a town, and آپ know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to...

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Windwakerguy430's سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Annoying Movie Characters

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, we all know movies, and we all love them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from فلمیں I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...

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Windwakerguy430's سب, سب سے اوپر 5 Zelda Villains

posted by Windwakerguy430

Now, some people may say that the Legend of Zelda only has Ganondorf as its villain. But, there are actually lots of villains. In fact, their are lots of great villains in this series… Except for Demise, he sucks. So, I am going to tell آپ all my سب, سب سے اوپر پسندیدہ villains in the Zelda universe. Now, remember that my opinion may be different from yours, so do not get mad if a villain آپ wanted to see isn’t here. Now, with that said, let’s start the list

Agahnim

#5: Agahnim from A Link to the Past - Now, this has to have been the first time I have seen a good villain in a Zelda game....

سب, سب سے اوپر Ten Scariest Glitches in Video Games - #3 - Gibs from Fallout 3

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Windwakerguy: Ace Attorney Finale

posted by Windwakerguy430

January 21, 9:55 a.m.
Court House

Wind Waker Guy- Uuhhh. The letters don't seem to fit together. Oohhh. I should have went to بستر early
Happy Yappy- HI!!!
Wind Waker Guy- AAAHHHHHHH!!! Don't do that
Happy Yappy- Sorry, I'm just so excited with what you'll do today. Here. I bought آپ some coffee because, knowing you, you'd stay up all night and would be dead tired
Wind Waker Guy- Uh...thanks (Thinking) This is it. I've got to finish this today. If I don't, all my hard work will have been for nothing

Courtroom No. 4
Judge- Court will now resume from yesterday. I believe that both the defense and the...

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The سب, سب سے اوپر 100 - #67: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (Featuring SeantheHedgehog)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Good news and bad news, to all آپ Rockstar شائقین out there. Bad news, this is the last GTA entry on this entire list. Good news, it's the best one out there. After playing through the مزید حالیہ GTA games, I wanted to go back and try out the older ones. But not GTA 1 old. Little later after that. And one of them was the lovely San Andreas. So let us talk about the great San Andreas and see just what-

WindWakerGuy430: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a second! What is this doing here?!
SeanTheHedgehog: I am in charge of this review.
WindWakerGuy430: Says who?! Oh, right. I had that hangover...

Six Shooters 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

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The دائرے, حلقہ moves in from the right. When it stops, a lightning bolt appears, followed سے طرف کی the name, WindWakerGuy430

Cape May, 1971

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A WindWakerGuy430 پرستار Fiction

Six Shooters 5

Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Alan Martinez
WindWakerGuy430 as Harry Penn
Kyle Hummel as Stuart McKing
Ashleigh Ball as Camryn Jones
John Pankow as Captain Ford
Jeff Bodine as Ian Chance
Mark Moraghan as Alec Wheeler
Tom Cruise as Kenny Jackson
Christian Bale as Mark Asington
Scott Caan as Alec Baker...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards سے طرف کی an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...