We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... آپ see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets into a mood and the leader begins to have sex with her. JESUS, WHAT IS WITH THE FUCKING SEX IN THESE FUCKING FANFICS!!!
Anyway, this goes on for God knows how long and once its done, Lara goes to sleep... because???
Once she wakes up, she is tied up and then all the cannibals begin to beat the shit out of her with sticks. That's gotta hurt. Once there done, they then break her skull open and then begin to eat her brain. Oh my fucking god, I'm going to be fucking sick. And what's worse, yes worse then the perverted Lara and brain eating, is that the leader cuts off Lara's head and uses it to please himself whenever he wants... Dear God, well, I would say I'm going to be sick, but I threw the fuck up.
There it is, Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, its مزید horny teen fanfiction and it is sadly not the last one I'll read but it still fucking sucks. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, what is an overworld? Well, it is a place where the player can explore to his یا her full extent. It is something where آپ can just hang out instead of progressing the games story. So, I decided to make a فہرست of my ten personal پسندیدہ overworlds in games. Note, this is my list, so sorry if there is an overworld that آپ wanted to see that wasn’t here. Now, with that said, lets start the list
#10: Fortune City - Now, this is lower, since it is a LOT smaller than the later entries on the list, but I still had to put it on this فہرست for fun. Now, Fortune City is a town...
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Fortune City
#10: Fortune City - Now, this is lower, since it is a LOT smaller than the later entries on the list, but I still had to put it on this فہرست for fun. Now, Fortune City is a town...
Now, video games have a lot of thieves. However, what no one told آپ was that video games have a lot of thieves THAT SUCK! So, today, I want to talk about the سب, سب سے اوپر 5 Worst Thieves in Video Games. Note that these have to be thieves. They can’t have committed any other crimes. So, the guys from GTA are all out. Now, with that, lets start the list
#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team...
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Team Rocket
#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team...
Man, I am just pumping these مضامین out today. Must be that sweatshop ambition. I don’t have a lot of arcade games that I am super fond of. Not that I hate them یا anything, it’s just that most of my experiences in arcades were playing the original Mortal Kombat, سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter II and Third Strike, and Tekken 3. So yeah, most of them were just fighting games. Those joysticks just work so well with fighting games. But one arcade game that caught my interest was one game سے طرف کی Sega, known as Crazy Taxi.
Okay, first off, I never actually got the chance to play Crazy Taxi in arcades. I...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
It was a wonderful دن in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.
Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering مزید ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: آپ really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot آپ in the arm! Why aren't آپ bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore....
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
Salt Lake City, 1966
Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into بستر with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor اگلے to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Challenger
Starring SeanTheHedgehog...
Well, here we have the سب, سب سے اوپر ten of this fifty list. Let us see if these characters truly are the greatest, یا if I have completely disappointed آپ throughout this entire three part article. Let’s go!
~#10~
Skullgirls has a lot of interesting characters that I grew attached to. From the rubber hose cartoon character, Peacock, to the zombified opera singer, Squigly. But, my پسندیدہ character, and the biggest character in the game, goes to the detective, Big Band
#10: Big Band from Skullgirls
Big Band, once known as Ben Birdland, was a beat cop in the city of New Meridian, and was one of...
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~#10~
Skullgirls has a lot of interesting characters that I grew attached to. From the rubber hose cartoon character, Peacock, to the zombified opera singer, Squigly. But, my پسندیدہ character, and the biggest character in the game, goes to the detective, Big Band
#10: Big Band from Skullgirls
Big Band, once known as Ben Birdland, was a beat cop in the city of New Meridian, and was one of...
I.... Have honestly no words for this دکھائیں (Well, that's a load of bull, I have an entire مضمون here describing it). This دکھائیں is just.. so baffling. I don't think that words alone can perfectly describe what kind of دکھائیں that we are going to be talking about to die. But damn it, I have to at least try my hardest. So, let us talk about a little twenty episode عملی حکمت series, Ghost Stories and what makes it so..... Different from your usual anime.
Ghost Stories, like I said, is an twenty episode عملی حکمت that was created سے طرف کی Pierrot and Aniplex studios. Pierrot worked on Yu Yu Hakusho and Naruto,...
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Ghost Stories, like I said, is an twenty episode عملی حکمت that was created سے طرف کی Pierrot and Aniplex studios. Pierrot worked on Yu Yu Hakusho and Naruto,...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
Up in the sky, a دائرے, حلقہ appears with an Umbreon inside. Then the name, CokeTheUmbreon appears.
Henry: *Laying down on a bed, writing a note*
Dad: *Turns on the TV*
Song (Start at 2:07): link
Henry: *Listens to the TV upstairs, but continues to write his letter*
Stockton, south of Henry's location.
Dale: *Wakes up* It's that time again.
* * *
Henry: *In the bathroom, brushing his teeth. He begins to have a flashback*
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Tammy: آپ cannot talk to people like that.
Henry: All I said...
So, there is word going around of the creation of a new theme park called Nintendo Land… needless to say, I feel like a joyful 8-year-old again. آپ all know that I love Nintendo games. They are all so much fun and amazing games. And after hearing that Universal Studios is creating a Nintendo theme park, I couldn’t be happier. Now, they haven’t دیا out information of what it will be like and what rides it will have yet, but I’d like to give off some of my ideas for attractions that it could have. So, lets start the list.
#15: Mii Mascots - Mii’s are basically like those characters...
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#15: Mii Mascots - Mii’s are basically like those characters...
