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posted by soutarouful
Why does your cat lick your hair یا face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys love and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is دکھانا affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? Cats have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking آپ as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its فر, سمور after being petted? Either the cat is getting rid of your smell, یا he is tasting your scent.

Why do cats suck wool یا clothing? Either the cat was weaned too early and the scent of the lanolin reminds him of his mother, یا the cat needs مزید fiber in his diet.

Why does a cat walk slowly and avoid eye contact when passing another cat? Cats are territorial. When a cat doesn't want to a confrontation, it will make a wide, slow path around the other cat, usually avoiding even looking at it.

Why does a cat scratch outside the litterbox? The cat probably had unpleasant experiences getting his feet soggy یا dirty - clean the box!

Why does a cat purr? Usually because it is content. Some cats will purr when frightened یا in pain.

Why does your cat turn its back on آپ after a scolding? Your body language when reprimanding a pet includes staring یا other aggressive behavior. The cat usually responds in a submissive fashion.

Why does your cat bring آپ his prey? 1. This is a present.
2. He is trying to teach آپ how to catch mice.
3. The cat is bringing prey ہوم to where it is محفوظ and he usually eats.
4. The cat is bringing آپ fresh food.

Why do some cats put their toys in their water یا food dish? Cats see their food area as part of their territory, so they put their پسندیدہ toys in a "safe" place. Some cats will put away their toys when they're through playing with them.

Why does your cat bite your arm یا cheek and hold on briefly? Think of it as the cat way of kissing.

Why do cats roll on their backs? It's a sign of his complete trust in you, یا he wants to play. If the cat is in heat, it's a form of foreplay. It's also a part of their social standing.

Why do some cats go crazy over catnip, but others ignore it?The response to catnip is the result of a gene; if the cat doesn't have the gene, it cannot react to catnip.

Why does a cat sometimes "sneer" when smelling something? When a cat discovers an interesting, usually intense odor he wants to smell it مزید deeply. Called "flehming," it is drawing the odors into the Jacobson's organ, on the roof of its mouth.

Why does a cat hate getting wet? Actually, many cats enjoy water and may enjoy fishing and swimming. But, it has to be on their own terms - not forced.

Why do some cats insist on drinking from a dripping faucet? Cats prefer fresh food and water, and running water is appealing for that reason. Water coming out of a faucet is appealing to their sense of sound and sight. Some cats will put their paw into their water dish and "swirl" it around so they can drink "running" water.

Why does a cat hide when it is sick یا dying? Instinct tells a cat to hide where a predator can't find them when in a vulnerable state.

Why does a cat spend so much time grooming? Besides hygiene, grooming helps cats cope with confrontation یا embarassment (if a cat falls off a chair, the first thing he does is nonchalantly wash himself, as though he intended to get down in the first place.)

Why do some cats tip over their water dish, یا take food out of the dish and eat it off the floor? Most cats do not like bowls if the sides touch their whiskers.

Why is a cat able to land on its feet from a fall? When falling, the cat uses its tail to right itself and swivels its body in mid-air, so that it is facing the ground, and lands with its back arched to absorb the shock.

Why does a cat demand attention when you're on the phone? The cat thinks آپ are talking to him and is responding to your conversation with him.

Why does a cat scratch the furniture یا a scratching post? The cat is marking its territory (cats have scent glands between their paw pads); or, the cat is removing the outer layer of nail.

Why do cats like crinkly sounds? Crinkly sounds remind the cat of the high-pitched noises of rodents, birds, and crickets. The crinkly sound of a piece of paper یا a paper bag stimulates the cat's "prey response."

Why do cats chew on plants? The گھاس might help the cat get rid of فر, سمور in its stomach, یا that گھاس provides fiber یا vitamins and minerals not found in meat.

Why does a cat suddenly bite یا hiss at a person after it's been petted for a while? If a person persists in touching a sensitive area (tail, ears, یا belly), the cat might give a gentle nip to as a way of staying "stop."
Constant meowing: sometimes your cat is just being vocal, but other times it might be signifying a medical problem.

When your cat is laying comfortably somewhere and looks at you, slowly blinking, it means that he یا she is very happy. Some think the blinking is the cat's attempt to say "I love you".

Cats strangely love chewing یا licking on plastic. There isn't a known reason for this, but some people say that they love the texture یا taste of plastic.

Teeth chattering when they see birds یا squirrels is sometimes attributed to mimicking birdsong to attract prey یا draw others attention to it.

Urine spraying is the most unpleasant of behaviors in cats. They do it to mark their territory, demonstrate their presense, and advertises sexual availability.

Cats generally have about a dozen whiskers in four rows on each upper lip, a few on each cheek, tufts over the eyes and bristles on the chin.

Whiskers may also be found on the cat's inner "wrists", and there are similar hairs which make up the cat's eyebrows.

The Sphynx (a nearly hairless breed) may have full length, short, یا no whiskers at all.

Whiskers (technically called vibrissae) can aid with navigation and sensation.

Whiskers may detect very small shifts in air currents, enabling a cat to know it is near obstructions without actually seeing them.

The upper two rows of whiskers can اقدام independently from the lower two rows for even مزید precise measuring.

It is thought that a cat may choose to rely on the whiskers in dim light where fully dilating the pupils would reduce its ability to focus on close objects.

The whiskers also spread out roughly as wide as the cat's body making it able to judge if it can fit through an opening.

Whiskers are also an indication of the cat's attitude: Whiskers point آگے when the cat is inquisitive and friendly, and lie flat on the face when the cat is being defensive یا aggressive.
My friend گیا کیا پوسٹ these on her bebo page a while پہلے so I thought I'd share them with آپ :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by shiriny
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

مزید famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy کرن, رے cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz
posted by shiriny
-chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate affects a dog's دل and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are مزید active sleeping than watching TV

-There are مزید chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...
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posted by BellaCullen96
After آپ cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and آگ کے, آگ trucks so آپ get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what آپ are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let آپ in front of him/her, دکھائیں your appreciation سے طرف کی letting the entire...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people اگلے to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your دوستوں at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if آپ throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....
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Ask everyone آپ meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as آپ can.
If آپ see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to بتھ, مرغابی under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as آپ can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
posted by boomy678
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, یا pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids


Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum مزید gloss!)

2.Microwave for 5 min یا completely melted

3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting مزید till آپ reach your desired shade.

4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.

Enjoy!!


Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
posted by Mallory101
1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage یا compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens یا stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...
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posted by MrsPattinsonXO
Okay, so I was sitting on the سوفی, لٹانا last night watching some rubbish ویژن ٹیلی دکھائیں and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my قوس قزح colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I love آپ soooooo much' and so I was like 'I love آپ more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting آپ a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting آپ one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten منٹ later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END
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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P



At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
added by KateKicksAss
 I don't care who آپ are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
Over the past few months, I’ve noticed that, when it comes to Britain, the majority of Fanpoppers know very little. As a result, I have decided to write a guide. آپ can thank me later.

1.    Money

We use pounds (£). Pounds are basically dollars, but are coins instead of notes. Our coins are 1p,2p,5p,10p,20p and 50p. The ‘p’ stands for pence. There are 100 pennies to a pound. After the coins, we then have the £5,£10,£20 and £50 notes, although £50 notes are very rare.

2.    Schools

The first real stage of school in Britain is Primary school for...
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The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do آپ think are greater,the advantages یا disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?


^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
posted by bubblegumm16
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from آپ mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes آپ یا hits آپ *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to آپ first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her دوستوں house *prank call her*

THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes آپ *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets آپ wear his clothing *he likes آپ in his stuff*
7) If آپ are tired of waiting for him to make the first اقدام *make it yourself*
When creating a فہرست of 100 ways to motivate yourself it struck that there were some commonalities inherent in a lot of the entries. Most of the items on the فہرست consist of a physical یا emotional state that آپ don’t currently have but can make into a goal of some type that آپ can then strive after. The motivation in this is two fold if آپ keep in mind that the journey یا striving is just as important as the goal یا endpoint. If آپ can periodically look at how far آپ have come from where آپ started then the distance left to the goal won’t matter as much because آپ will have a sense...
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posted by mini17
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for...
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1. Because, let's face it, if آپ are one of those Democrats that spews constant rubbish about how being environmentally friendly will cost too much, then you'll realise that آپ didn't quite think it through... Where do آپ think we get all the resources from to make money and مزید technology?

2. Because... Life isn't all about humans. There's a whole planet out there and Joe (common Joe) thinks about his stomach.

3. Sustainability. Being مزید sustainable, funnily enough, will actually give humans the chance to be able to use a relative amount of resources and not have to worry about them running...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front....
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