Why does your cat lick your hair یا face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys love and caring.
Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.
Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is دکھانا affection.
Why does your cat rub against you? Cats have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking آپ as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.
Why does a cat sometimes clean its فر, سمور after being petted? Either the cat is getting rid of your smell, یا he is tasting your scent.
Why do cats suck wool یا clothing? Either the cat was weaned too early and the scent of the lanolin reminds him of his mother, یا the cat needs مزید fiber in his diet.
Why does a cat walk slowly and avoid eye contact when passing another cat? Cats are territorial. When a cat doesn't want to a confrontation, it will make a wide, slow path around the other cat, usually avoiding even looking at it.
Why does a cat scratch outside the litterbox? The cat probably had unpleasant experiences getting his feet soggy یا dirty - clean the box!
Why does a cat purr? Usually because it is content. Some cats will purr when frightened یا in pain.
Why does your cat turn its back on آپ after a scolding? Your body language when reprimanding a pet includes staring یا other aggressive behavior. The cat usually responds in a submissive fashion.
Why does your cat bring آپ his prey? 1. This is a present.
2. He is trying to teach آپ how to catch mice.
3. The cat is bringing prey ہوم to where it is محفوظ and he usually eats.
4. The cat is bringing آپ fresh food.
Why do some cats put their toys in their water یا food dish? Cats see their food area as part of their territory, so they put their پسندیدہ toys in a "safe" place. Some cats will put away their toys when they're through playing with them.
Why does your cat bite your arm یا cheek and hold on briefly? Think of it as the cat way of kissing.
Why do cats roll on their backs? It's a sign of his complete trust in you, یا he wants to play. If the cat is in heat, it's a form of foreplay. It's also a part of their social standing.
Why do some cats go crazy over catnip, but others ignore it?The response to catnip is the result of a gene; if the cat doesn't have the gene, it cannot react to catnip.
Why does a cat sometimes "sneer" when smelling something? When a cat discovers an interesting, usually intense odor he wants to smell it مزید deeply. Called "flehming," it is drawing the odors into the Jacobson's organ, on the roof of its mouth.
Why does a cat hate getting wet? Actually, many cats enjoy water and may enjoy fishing and swimming. But, it has to be on their own terms - not forced.
Why do some cats insist on drinking from a dripping faucet? Cats prefer fresh food and water, and running water is appealing for that reason. Water coming out of a faucet is appealing to their sense of sound and sight. Some cats will put their paw into their water dish and "swirl" it around so they can drink "running" water.
Why does a cat hide when it is sick یا dying? Instinct tells a cat to hide where a predator can't find them when in a vulnerable state.
Why does a cat spend so much time grooming? Besides hygiene, grooming helps cats cope with confrontation یا embarassment (if a cat falls off a chair, the first thing he does is nonchalantly wash himself, as though he intended to get down in the first place.)
Why do some cats tip over their water dish, یا take food out of the dish and eat it off the floor? Most cats do not like bowls if the sides touch their whiskers.
Why is a cat able to land on its feet from a fall? When falling, the cat uses its tail to right itself and swivels its body in mid-air, so that it is facing the ground, and lands with its back arched to absorb the shock.
Why does a cat demand attention when you're on the phone? The cat thinks آپ are talking to him and is responding to your conversation with him.
Why does a cat scratch the furniture یا a scratching post? The cat is marking its territory (cats have scent glands between their paw pads); or, the cat is removing the outer layer of nail.
Why do cats like crinkly sounds? Crinkly sounds remind the cat of the high-pitched noises of rodents, birds, and crickets. The crinkly sound of a piece of paper یا a paper bag stimulates the cat's "prey response."
Why do cats chew on plants? The گھاس might help the cat get rid of فر, سمور in its stomach, یا that گھاس provides fiber یا vitamins and minerals not found in meat.
Why does a cat suddenly bite یا hiss at a person after it's been petted for a while? If a person persists in touching a sensitive area (tail, ears, یا belly), the cat might give a gentle nip to as a way of staying "stop."
Constant meowing: sometimes your cat is just being vocal, but other times it might be signifying a medical problem.
When your cat is laying comfortably somewhere and looks at you, slowly blinking, it means that he یا she is very happy. Some think the blinking is the cat's attempt to say "I love you".
Cats strangely love chewing یا licking on plastic. There isn't a known reason for this, but some people say that they love the texture یا taste of plastic.
Teeth chattering when they see birds یا squirrels is sometimes attributed to mimicking birdsong to attract prey یا draw others attention to it.
Urine spraying is the most unpleasant of behaviors in cats. They do it to mark their territory, demonstrate their presense, and advertises sexual availability.
Cats generally have about a dozen whiskers in four rows on each upper lip, a few on each cheek, tufts over the eyes and bristles on the chin.
Whiskers may also be found on the cat's inner "wrists", and there are similar hairs which make up the cat's eyebrows.
The Sphynx (a nearly hairless breed) may have full length, short, یا no whiskers at all.
Whiskers (technically called vibrissae) can aid with navigation and sensation.
Whiskers may detect very small shifts in air currents, enabling a cat to know it is near obstructions without actually seeing them.
The upper two rows of whiskers can اقدام independently from the lower two rows for even مزید precise measuring.
It is thought that a cat may choose to rely on the whiskers in dim light where fully dilating the pupils would reduce its ability to focus on close objects.
The whiskers also spread out roughly as wide as the cat's body making it able to judge if it can fit through an opening.
Whiskers are also an indication of the cat's attitude: Whiskers point آگے when the cat is inquisitive and friendly, and lie flat on the face when the cat is being defensive یا aggressive.
Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.
Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is دکھانا affection.
Why does your cat rub against you? Cats have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking آپ as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.
Why does a cat sometimes clean its فر, سمور after being petted? Either the cat is getting rid of your smell, یا he is tasting your scent.
Why do cats suck wool یا clothing? Either the cat was weaned too early and the scent of the lanolin reminds him of his mother, یا the cat needs مزید fiber in his diet.
Why does a cat walk slowly and avoid eye contact when passing another cat? Cats are territorial. When a cat doesn't want to a confrontation, it will make a wide, slow path around the other cat, usually avoiding even looking at it.
Why does a cat scratch outside the litterbox? The cat probably had unpleasant experiences getting his feet soggy یا dirty - clean the box!
Why does a cat purr? Usually because it is content. Some cats will purr when frightened یا in pain.
Why does your cat turn its back on آپ after a scolding? Your body language when reprimanding a pet includes staring یا other aggressive behavior. The cat usually responds in a submissive fashion.
Why does your cat bring آپ his prey? 1. This is a present.
2. He is trying to teach آپ how to catch mice.
3. The cat is bringing prey ہوم to where it is محفوظ and he usually eats.
4. The cat is bringing آپ fresh food.
Why do some cats put their toys in their water یا food dish? Cats see their food area as part of their territory, so they put their پسندیدہ toys in a "safe" place. Some cats will put away their toys when they're through playing with them.
Why does your cat bite your arm یا cheek and hold on briefly? Think of it as the cat way of kissing.
Why do cats roll on their backs? It's a sign of his complete trust in you, یا he wants to play. If the cat is in heat, it's a form of foreplay. It's also a part of their social standing.
Why do some cats go crazy over catnip, but others ignore it?The response to catnip is the result of a gene; if the cat doesn't have the gene, it cannot react to catnip.
Why does a cat sometimes "sneer" when smelling something? When a cat discovers an interesting, usually intense odor he wants to smell it مزید deeply. Called "flehming," it is drawing the odors into the Jacobson's organ, on the roof of its mouth.
Why does a cat hate getting wet? Actually, many cats enjoy water and may enjoy fishing and swimming. But, it has to be on their own terms - not forced.
Why do some cats insist on drinking from a dripping faucet? Cats prefer fresh food and water, and running water is appealing for that reason. Water coming out of a faucet is appealing to their sense of sound and sight. Some cats will put their paw into their water dish and "swirl" it around so they can drink "running" water.
Why does a cat hide when it is sick یا dying? Instinct tells a cat to hide where a predator can't find them when in a vulnerable state.
Why does a cat spend so much time grooming? Besides hygiene, grooming helps cats cope with confrontation یا embarassment (if a cat falls off a chair, the first thing he does is nonchalantly wash himself, as though he intended to get down in the first place.)
Why do some cats tip over their water dish, یا take food out of the dish and eat it off the floor? Most cats do not like bowls if the sides touch their whiskers.
Why is a cat able to land on its feet from a fall? When falling, the cat uses its tail to right itself and swivels its body in mid-air, so that it is facing the ground, and lands with its back arched to absorb the shock.
Why does a cat demand attention when you're on the phone? The cat thinks آپ are talking to him and is responding to your conversation with him.
Why does a cat scratch the furniture یا a scratching post? The cat is marking its territory (cats have scent glands between their paw pads); or, the cat is removing the outer layer of nail.
Why do cats like crinkly sounds? Crinkly sounds remind the cat of the high-pitched noises of rodents, birds, and crickets. The crinkly sound of a piece of paper یا a paper bag stimulates the cat's "prey response."
Why do cats chew on plants? The گھاس might help the cat get rid of فر, سمور in its stomach, یا that گھاس provides fiber یا vitamins and minerals not found in meat.
Why does a cat suddenly bite یا hiss at a person after it's been petted for a while? If a person persists in touching a sensitive area (tail, ears, یا belly), the cat might give a gentle nip to as a way of staying "stop."
Constant meowing: sometimes your cat is just being vocal, but other times it might be signifying a medical problem.
When your cat is laying comfortably somewhere and looks at you, slowly blinking, it means that he یا she is very happy. Some think the blinking is the cat's attempt to say "I love you".
Cats strangely love chewing یا licking on plastic. There isn't a known reason for this, but some people say that they love the texture یا taste of plastic.
Teeth chattering when they see birds یا squirrels is sometimes attributed to mimicking birdsong to attract prey یا draw others attention to it.
Urine spraying is the most unpleasant of behaviors in cats. They do it to mark their territory, demonstrate their presense, and advertises sexual availability.
Cats generally have about a dozen whiskers in four rows on each upper lip, a few on each cheek, tufts over the eyes and bristles on the chin.
Whiskers may also be found on the cat's inner "wrists", and there are similar hairs which make up the cat's eyebrows.
The Sphynx (a nearly hairless breed) may have full length, short, یا no whiskers at all.
Whiskers (technically called vibrissae) can aid with navigation and sensation.
Whiskers may detect very small shifts in air currents, enabling a cat to know it is near obstructions without actually seeing them.
The upper two rows of whiskers can اقدام independently from the lower two rows for even مزید precise measuring.
It is thought that a cat may choose to rely on the whiskers in dim light where fully dilating the pupils would reduce its ability to focus on close objects.
The whiskers also spread out roughly as wide as the cat's body making it able to judge if it can fit through an opening.
Whiskers are also an indication of the cat's attitude: Whiskers point آگے when the cat is inquisitive and friendly, and lie flat on the face when the cat is being defensive یا aggressive.
DONT be anything like dudelol17 or BadBoy83 (Is that their names?!)
1. TaLk L1k3 Th15 && D@nT 5t0p :)
2. Txt Talk
3. Keep disagreeing with them
4. رپورٹ everything and تبصرہ 'Ommmmm!'
5. Take Over Peoples Walls (Hehe darkwave)
6. On a club say آپ hate it.
Eg. Justin Biebers Wall:
Just Biebers Gay and I hate him!!!
7. Troll people
8. Say 'I dont care' یا 'You're so annoying' یا 'No' on a دیوار post. (Just be rude)
WARNING: I wouldn't do this to the following fanpoppers: Someone_Save_Me Me_Iz_Here Heartisalone Springely BlindBandit92 Mario-watsit :) They really wont take it good...
Gaara
Neji Hyuga
Shikamaru Nara
Death the kid
Duke Devlin
Zelgadis Greywords
Valgaav
South Italy
North Italy
Germany
Japan
Spain
Near/Nate River
L
Tsubasa otori
Shun kazami
Kiba inuzuka
Claus von herson
Kaoru Hitachiin
Hikaru Hitachiin
Deidara
Itachi Uchiha
Izumo and Kotetsu
Toushiro Hitsugaya
Hatsuharu Sohma
Kyo Sohma
Shigure Sohma
Leader summa/pein
Hidan
Yugi
Soul Evans
Ikuto Tsukiyomi
Envy
Wrath
(there are مزید but i cant be stuffed naming them um تبصرہ if i have missed any male عملی حکمت dudes آپ like and i will add them i will do a girls one soon)
Im sorry if آپ dont like me Im sorry if آپ think I suck but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who آپ are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change یا be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If آپ don't like my words, don't listen. If آپ don't like my appearance, don't look. If آپ don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. آپ think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Worry about your character and not your reputation, because your character is who آپ are, and your reputation is only what people think of you.
I think Ive finally come to the point in my life where Im happy with myself and know that I dont have to change یا be a certain way for people to like me anymore. Im just fine and if someone doesnt think I am, screw them.
If آپ don't like my words, don't listen. If آپ don't like my appearance, don't look. If آپ don't like my actions, turn your head; It's as simple as that.
Although Ive been hurt I still remain strong. آپ think I have regrets? Well, youre wrong.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.
Come on, Fanpop, don't آپ see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, آپ gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
رپورٹ the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave آپ alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of Fanpop and ze internetz. :3
Come on, Fanpop, don't آپ see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, آپ gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
رپورٹ the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave آپ alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!
Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of Fanpop and ze internetz. :3
1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.
2) Every five منٹ yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time آپ see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that آپ are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that آپ are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure آپ dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
2) Every five منٹ yell "The aliens are coming!"
3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time آپ see it.
4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)
5) Announce that آپ are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.
6) Call your house number and announce that آپ are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure آپ dont get a wrong number!!
7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.
8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."
9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
1.You abuse our love آپ lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we love him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our love is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we love be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape یا form.
6.Guys آپ should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with آپ (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly love we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When آپ (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
2.When we find the right guy we love him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our love is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we love be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape یا form.
6.Guys آپ should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with آپ (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly love we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When آپ (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
Just reading some of the Terminator Quotes through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash دن tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. آپ might get annoyed سے طرف کی it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash دن tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.
I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. آپ might get annoyed سے طرف کی it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.
