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Why does your cat lick your hair یا face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys love and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is دکھانا affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? Cats have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking آپ as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its فر, سمور after being petted? Either the cat is getting rid of your smell, یا he is tasting your scent.

Why do cats suck wool یا clothing? Either the cat was weaned too early and the scent of the lanolin reminds him of his mother, یا the cat needs مزید fiber in his diet.

Why does a cat walk slowly and avoid eye contact when passing another cat? Cats are territorial. When a cat doesn't want to a confrontation, it will make a wide, slow path around the other cat, usually avoiding even looking at it.

Why does a cat scratch outside the litterbox? The cat probably had unpleasant experiences getting his feet soggy یا dirty - clean the box!

Why does a cat purr? Usually because it is content. Some cats will purr when frightened یا in pain.

Why does your cat turn its back on آپ after a scolding? Your body language when reprimanding a pet includes staring یا other aggressive behavior. The cat usually responds in a submissive fashion.

Why does your cat bring آپ his prey? 1. This is a present.
2. He is trying to teach آپ how to catch mice.
3. The cat is bringing prey ہوم to where it is محفوظ and he usually eats.
4. The cat is bringing آپ fresh food.

Why do some cats put their toys in their water یا food dish? Cats see their food area as part of their territory, so they put their پسندیدہ toys in a "safe" place. Some cats will put away their toys when they're through playing with them.

Why does your cat bite your arm یا cheek and hold on briefly? Think of it as the cat way of kissing.

Why do cats roll on their backs? It's a sign of his complete trust in you, یا he wants to play. If the cat is in heat, it's a form of foreplay. It's also a part of their social standing.

Why do some cats go crazy over catnip, but others ignore it?The response to catnip is the result of a gene; if the cat doesn't have the gene, it cannot react to catnip.

Why does a cat sometimes "sneer" when smelling something? When a cat discovers an interesting, usually intense odor he wants to smell it مزید deeply. Called "flehming," it is drawing the odors into the Jacobson's organ, on the roof of its mouth.

Why does a cat hate getting wet? Actually, many cats enjoy water and may enjoy fishing and swimming. But, it has to be on their own terms - not forced.

Why do some cats insist on drinking from a dripping faucet? Cats prefer fresh food and water, and running water is appealing for that reason. Water coming out of a faucet is appealing to their sense of sound and sight. Some cats will put their paw into their water dish and "swirl" it around so they can drink "running" water.

Why does a cat hide when it is sick یا dying? Instinct tells a cat to hide where a predator can't find them when in a vulnerable state.

Why does a cat spend so much time grooming? Besides hygiene, grooming helps cats cope with confrontation یا embarassment (if a cat falls off a chair, the first thing he does is nonchalantly wash himself, as though he intended to get down in the first place.)

Why do some cats tip over their water dish, یا take food out of the dish and eat it off the floor? Most cats do not like bowls if the sides touch their whiskers.

Why is a cat able to land on its feet from a fall? When falling, the cat uses its tail to right itself and swivels its body in mid-air, so that it is facing the ground, and lands with its back arched to absorb the shock.

Why does a cat demand attention when you're on the phone? The cat thinks آپ are talking to him and is responding to your conversation with him.

Why does a cat scratch the furniture یا a scratching post? The cat is marking its territory (cats have scent glands between their paw pads); or, the cat is removing the outer layer of nail.

Why do cats like crinkly sounds? Crinkly sounds remind the cat of the high-pitched noises of rodents, birds, and crickets. The crinkly sound of a piece of paper یا a paper bag stimulates the cat's "prey response."

Why do cats chew on plants? The گھاس might help the cat get rid of فر, سمور in its stomach, یا that گھاس provides fiber یا vitamins and minerals not found in meat.

Why does a cat suddenly bite یا hiss at a person after it's been petted for a while? If a person persists in touching a sensitive area (tail, ears, یا belly), the cat might give a gentle nip to as a way of staying "stop."
Constant meowing: sometimes your cat is just being vocal, but other times it might be signifying a medical problem.

When your cat is laying comfortably somewhere and looks at you, slowly blinking, it means that he یا she is very happy. Some think the blinking is the cat's attempt to say "I love you".

Cats strangely love chewing یا licking on plastic. There isn't a known reason for this, but some people say that they love the texture یا taste of plastic.

Teeth chattering when they see birds یا squirrels is sometimes attributed to mimicking birdsong to attract prey یا draw others attention to it.

Urine spraying is the most unpleasant of behaviors in cats. They do it to mark their territory, demonstrate their presense, and advertises sexual availability.

Cats generally have about a dozen whiskers in four rows on each upper lip, a few on each cheek, tufts over the eyes and bristles on the chin.

Whiskers may also be found on the cat's inner "wrists", and there are similar hairs which make up the cat's eyebrows.

The Sphynx (a nearly hairless breed) may have full length, short, یا no whiskers at all.

Whiskers (technically called vibrissae) can aid with navigation and sensation.

Whiskers may detect very small shifts in air currents, enabling a cat to know it is near obstructions without actually seeing them.

The upper two rows of whiskers can اقدام independently from the lower two rows for even مزید precise measuring.

It is thought that a cat may choose to rely on the whiskers in dim light where fully dilating the pupils would reduce its ability to focus on close objects.

The whiskers also spread out roughly as wide as the cat's body making it able to judge if it can fit through an opening.

Whiskers are also an indication of the cat's attitude: Whiskers point آگے when the cat is inquisitive and friendly, and lie flat on the face when the cat is being defensive یا aggressive.
"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give آپ مزید than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No موسیقی to play so I sing آپ my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
آپ still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Say I love you
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I love you
And I'll give آپ my heart, say I love you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give آپ مزید than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give آپ my heart
I'm gonna give آپ my دل
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible دن starting tomorrow morning, and it only gets worse from there.


ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.


TAURUS - The...
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Rachel's POV:

The اگلے دن Andrew and me went out for shopping and got some dresses, and also some sandals that reminded me of the one that Cindrella had.

It was very very pretty.

We went back to the park.

"Try it on and walk like the other girls" He کہا giving me the sandals.

I couldn't stand on that because I lost my grip and fell down.

He got a call from one of his friends.

They told told him to be at the park and also added that they were coming.

We both were seated at one of the benches in the park.

Before that he asked me to take my glasses and asked me to wear the dress and sandals that we bought...
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(A/N) has gayness cussing and sex so have fun ;D

italics = thoughts.

~Jason's POV~

I sat in that hospital room for days, but I didn't know why.

Well I didn't even know who I was.

Long hours passed everyday, I felt like a prisoner.

I was most curious about the stitches in the back of my head and why my head hurt so much when I touched them.

"Hello again Jason" The doctor کہا coming in my room the same time he always did.

"Uh..Hello sir" I کہا in reply.

"That's the first time you've talked since the accident" He said.

"What exactly happened to me?" I asked.

"You hit your head on concrete during a fight"...
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posted by Bluekait
Two little boys were playing together. One little boy saw a nut on the ground. Before he could pick it the other boy took it.

The first boy demanded, “Give me the nut. It’s mine. I only saw it first”.

The other boy replied, “It’s mine. I only took it”.

This lead to a quarrel between these two little boys. Just then a tall boy came that way. Upon seeing the quarrel between the boys, he said, “Give me the nut and I’ll settle your quarrel”.

He تقسیم, الگ کریں the nut into two parts. He took out the fruit-seed. He gave one half-shell to one boy and the other half-shell to the other. He put the fruit seed into his mouth and said, “This is for settling your quarrel”.

MORAL : When two people quarrel some one else gains.
Note: I found this on DeviantArt. I might have edited it a little bit though, (I added the "No, I'm under 21" option for drinking...) And this is NOT supposed to make آپ feel bad in ANY WAY WHATSOEVER! It's just a fun little quiz. No matter how much آپ get on the quiz, this is JUST FOR FUN and it doesn't mean anything!

Natural Hair Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Dirty Blonde - $45
[ ] Golden Blonde - $120
[ ] Red - $50
[ ] Black - $20
[ ] Bald - $10
[ ] Other - $75



Eye Color
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Hazel - $50
[ ] Other - $30



Height
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[...
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1. Looking at a map is an inside joke.

2. آپ use the British curse of food and bad tea.

3. آپ wear a scarf and when your teachers tell آپ to take it off, آپ say KOLKOLKOL!

4. آپ imagine your پسندیدہ Hetalia characters singing your پسندیدہ songs.

5. Hetalia = your mind.

6. Buono ٹماٹر buono ٹماٹر buono buono ooh tomato.

7. آپ give people names that apply to their traits یا what they eat (ex. potato bastard ٹماٹر bastard hamburger jerk)

8. When someone mentions a country, آپ say "Yeah, I know! He/she is awesome!"

9. History class is fanfiction class.

10. آپ are reading this list.

(note: i'm sorry for the crappy list. This is my first مضمون on fanpop)
(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with homestuck and have fallen madly in love with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, آپ better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, یا Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I کہا our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was...
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posted by Bluekait
What a kiss means.....

+ Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
+ Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
+ Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+ Kiss on the Cheek = We’re friends
+ Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
+ Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
+ Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you
+ Kiss on the Lips = I love you
+Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you

What the gesture means…

+ Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
+ Slap on the Butt = That’s mine
+ Holding on tight = I don’t want to let go
+ Looking into each other’s Eyes = I just plain love you
+ Playing with Hair = Tell me آپ love me
+ Arms around the Waist = I love آپ too much to let go

–ADVICE!–

+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If آپ were thinking about someone while reading this, you’re definitely in Love
both deadlox and vampire get here now before i start typing random letters!

well seems like i have to!

asdfghjkl qwertyuiop zxcvbnm

as random as i can get!

my friend is going to die tomorrow from excitement.

not telling یو, ی why!

مزید random letters!

sjfhgdcvhjdchgfjvkgdhjkfhujdfhuieryfvbhvbnmfbuietfgjhcjhgfjhdfklsjcjvjfuruchjbhfhjcuvufhhchvjxksieuiubvhchxjzuisuhbhchshyeughvhxhsuru hhdhjdb
gv fhgbvhygngfdshjklvhfdkjghkjdhgjkfhbjkfvhjkbghfkjdghksflgujiofhuiofsghjklhfkjbghkfh
gfhgkflgjkfhgkjfhgirehuigfhrdkhjgkfhvncnioryoiyhgbnf
gfkhvfjdksahgirhgauiygtfkjgbvkcvhidoshgasdhjkvgfhjakdfghuirabnvkackjdhyguibjkfalruigahjkfahvjkl

deadlox

vampirer04

canal

kitkitty12

other random people!
posted by TeddyGlitter
Let the Madness Begin


    I joined Fanpop a few days پہلے and I am ready to spread some insanity! EVERYONE POST RANDOM PARAGRAPHS IN THE تبصرے AND I'LL PUT THEM TOGETHER IN AN مضمون AND POST IT ON RANDOM!
~TeddyGlitter

A little girl had a big problem, in a big big world called reality. She had so much tests, and little fun, she eventually died because of insanity. There once was a Bellatrix who had a pet Regina. Regina liked to poop in people's yards so Bellatrix had to keep her wand out all the time (interprate as آپ please) to ensure that Regina Mills would not poop...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years پہلے with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's دن in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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posted by MutantGenius
I once had a fanpop friend. They found out I was thirteen and started ایوارڈز lock yelling at me and immediately unfriended me. Am I the only one that sees something wrong with this?
And tumblr is a million times worse. They actually think that thirteen سال olds drink and party and talk about sex. Oh sure, sometimes on the bus kids randomly yell out a certain part of the male anatomy, but that's because we're immature middle schoolers. And I'll have آپ know NONE of my دوستوں are overflowing with make up. And the only locker room video taken was somebody fully dressed and doing a cartwheel in an otherwise empty locker room.
And on Fridays some kids go play paintball. Not watch porn. Honestly. Maybe آپ just live in a shitty neighborhood.
This مضمون belongs to link on Tumblr.


A quick run-down should آپ ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.
-Seriously
-Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
-I don’t care how good he says his weed is
-he is cuckoo bananas
-and he wants آپ dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.
-There are six words آپ should YouTube, should آپ get the chance
-“Kevin بیکن in Friday the 13th”
4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.
-If the killer can’t see...
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1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved سے طرف کی everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the ماہ is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.
posted by kitty190123
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours سے طرف کی hooking a camcorder کی, camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal سے طرف کی conspicuously...
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This test is only for girls, so if آپ are a guy, buzz off!
This is a fun test آپ can chain mail to with any peeps یا even family. Enjoy! (Won't work on fanpop یا any other site, only used for emails)

P.S please say in تبصرے what آپ think of it!


FRIEND I don't really know if this test is true یا not but the جوابات actually were the same as my personality Well, all i have to say to آپ people is, try the test it's actually kinda fun!! 
 
AND GIRLFRIEND TEST 
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This is no joke. It works (from experience). 

DO NOT just خارج this. DO...
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posted by australia-101
How To Beat Carnival Games

Rope Ladder:
The trick to climbing carnival rope ladders is to completely ignore the "rungs" and only use the outside ropes to climb on.

While applying equal pressure with your right foot and left arm, اقدام your left foot and right arm uat the same time. Then do the same thing with the opposite limbs -- shimmying yourself up the ladder.

Do not اقدام both hands یا both feet at the same time - آپ will lose your balance.

Ring Toss Game:
Snap your wrist as آپ throw the ring to achieve the most spin possible, this will stabilize the ring making it easier to land cleanly...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, یا why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and آپ think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, آپ SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

آپ have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, یا what they are, یا even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, یا because آپ think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat یا it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak آپ out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that آپ actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet...
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