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posted by soutarouful
Why does your cat lick your hair یا face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys love and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is دکھانا affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? Cats have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking آپ as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its فر, سمور after being petted? Either the cat is getting rid of your smell, یا he is tasting your scent.

Why do cats suck wool یا clothing? Either the cat was weaned too early and the scent of the lanolin reminds him of his mother, یا the cat needs مزید fiber in his diet.

Why does a cat walk slowly and avoid eye contact when passing another cat? Cats are territorial. When a cat doesn't want to a confrontation, it will make a wide, slow path around the other cat, usually avoiding even looking at it.

Why does a cat scratch outside the litterbox? The cat probably had unpleasant experiences getting his feet soggy یا dirty - clean the box!

Why does a cat purr? Usually because it is content. Some cats will purr when frightened یا in pain.

Why does your cat turn its back on آپ after a scolding? Your body language when reprimanding a pet includes staring یا other aggressive behavior. The cat usually responds in a submissive fashion.

Why does your cat bring آپ his prey? 1. This is a present.
2. He is trying to teach آپ how to catch mice.
3. The cat is bringing prey ہوم to where it is محفوظ and he usually eats.
4. The cat is bringing آپ fresh food.

Why do some cats put their toys in their water یا food dish? Cats see their food area as part of their territory, so they put their پسندیدہ toys in a "safe" place. Some cats will put away their toys when they're through playing with them.

Why does your cat bite your arm یا cheek and hold on briefly? Think of it as the cat way of kissing.

Why do cats roll on their backs? It's a sign of his complete trust in you, یا he wants to play. If the cat is in heat, it's a form of foreplay. It's also a part of their social standing.

Why do some cats go crazy over catnip, but others ignore it?The response to catnip is the result of a gene; if the cat doesn't have the gene, it cannot react to catnip.

Why does a cat sometimes "sneer" when smelling something? When a cat discovers an interesting, usually intense odor he wants to smell it مزید deeply. Called "flehming," it is drawing the odors into the Jacobson's organ, on the roof of its mouth.

Why does a cat hate getting wet? Actually, many cats enjoy water and may enjoy fishing and swimming. But, it has to be on their own terms - not forced.

Why do some cats insist on drinking from a dripping faucet? Cats prefer fresh food and water, and running water is appealing for that reason. Water coming out of a faucet is appealing to their sense of sound and sight. Some cats will put their paw into their water dish and "swirl" it around so they can drink "running" water.

Why does a cat hide when it is sick یا dying? Instinct tells a cat to hide where a predator can't find them when in a vulnerable state.

Why does a cat spend so much time grooming? Besides hygiene, grooming helps cats cope with confrontation یا embarassment (if a cat falls off a chair, the first thing he does is nonchalantly wash himself, as though he intended to get down in the first place.)

Why do some cats tip over their water dish, یا take food out of the dish and eat it off the floor? Most cats do not like bowls if the sides touch their whiskers.

Why is a cat able to land on its feet from a fall? When falling, the cat uses its tail to right itself and swivels its body in mid-air, so that it is facing the ground, and lands with its back arched to absorb the shock.

Why does a cat demand attention when you're on the phone? The cat thinks آپ are talking to him and is responding to your conversation with him.

Why does a cat scratch the furniture یا a scratching post? The cat is marking its territory (cats have scent glands between their paw pads); or, the cat is removing the outer layer of nail.

Why do cats like crinkly sounds? Crinkly sounds remind the cat of the high-pitched noises of rodents, birds, and crickets. The crinkly sound of a piece of paper یا a paper bag stimulates the cat's "prey response."

Why do cats chew on plants? The گھاس might help the cat get rid of فر, سمور in its stomach, یا that گھاس provides fiber یا vitamins and minerals not found in meat.

Why does a cat suddenly bite یا hiss at a person after it's been petted for a while? If a person persists in touching a sensitive area (tail, ears, یا belly), the cat might give a gentle nip to as a way of staying "stop."
Constant meowing: sometimes your cat is just being vocal, but other times it might be signifying a medical problem.

When your cat is laying comfortably somewhere and looks at you, slowly blinking, it means that he یا she is very happy. Some think the blinking is the cat's attempt to say "I love you".

Cats strangely love chewing یا licking on plastic. There isn't a known reason for this, but some people say that they love the texture یا taste of plastic.

Teeth chattering when they see birds یا squirrels is sometimes attributed to mimicking birdsong to attract prey یا draw others attention to it.

Urine spraying is the most unpleasant of behaviors in cats. They do it to mark their territory, demonstrate their presense, and advertises sexual availability.

Cats generally have about a dozen whiskers in four rows on each upper lip, a few on each cheek, tufts over the eyes and bristles on the chin.

Whiskers may also be found on the cat's inner "wrists", and there are similar hairs which make up the cat's eyebrows.

The Sphynx (a nearly hairless breed) may have full length, short, یا no whiskers at all.

Whiskers (technically called vibrissae) can aid with navigation and sensation.

Whiskers may detect very small shifts in air currents, enabling a cat to know it is near obstructions without actually seeing them.

The upper two rows of whiskers can اقدام independently from the lower two rows for even مزید precise measuring.

It is thought that a cat may choose to rely on the whiskers in dim light where fully dilating the pupils would reduce its ability to focus on close objects.

The whiskers also spread out roughly as wide as the cat's body making it able to judge if it can fit through an opening.

Whiskers are also an indication of the cat's attitude: Whiskers point آگے when the cat is inquisitive and friendly, and lie flat on the face when the cat is being defensive یا aggressive.
How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at آپ a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments آپ a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if آپ are single.

06. He asks آپ out for lunch.

07. He asks آپ out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats آپ like a lady.

12. He walks آپ to your door.

13. He wants to see آپ often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells آپ he likes you.

16. His دوستوں know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He کہا he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I کہا "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give آپ the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over سے طرف کی a cop and he یا she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, آپ have been caught speeding, how much do آپ think آپ were going?" Don't say, "Well آپ must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when آپ haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron یا born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period یا PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have آپ been putting on a little weight?" It's a کتیا, کتيا slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I چرا لیا, چوری کی a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag آپ down and beat آپ with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make آپ Christian even مزید then standing in a گیراج makes آپ a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the فہرست though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at ہوم even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been گیا کیا پوسٹ before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with دوستوں in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours سے طرف کی hooking a camcorder کی, camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been گیا کیا پوسٹ alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality یا sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope آپ like!!! This was written سے طرف کی me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time reading my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help آپ feel better. And who knows, over time آپ might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an مصنف :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If آپ love...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids سے طرف کی their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and GIR in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. GIR simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, مزید یا less a link with the United States. If آپ look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses مزید firmly. کرن, رے Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup یا sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds آپ of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his ہوم adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he جوابات he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the ذریعہ of much amusement.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

"If آپ are a burglar, then we're probably at ہوم cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's محفوظ to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write یا draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on یا off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to دکھائیں the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of آپ just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name ٹیگز to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell آپ all these: What dates & Why آپ don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's دن
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday یا the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, آپ know how if آپ see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why آپ ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would آپ want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 سال old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. آپ fall down the stairs.

2. A درخت falls down on you.

3. A لاما spits in your face.

4. آپ eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. آپ are making out with a person and then آپ trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your تکیا gets a face and bites آپ head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate آپ and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, آپ get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that آپ are going to die, then آپ die.

11. When آپ are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up جے leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are آپ addicted? Are آپ a super fan? Are آپ just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are آپ on Fanpop too much?

1. آپ see something آپ like, and think Oh, I want to پرستار that club!

2. آپ start shipping people آپ know یا see.

3. آپ hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. آپ hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. آپ hear something and آپ want to تبصرہ on it.

6. آپ have great ideas of something آپ should post on Fanpop at completely random times of day.

7. آپ get a new پسندیدہ and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will آپ marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no مزید مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and آپ have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely random things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as آپ can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as آپ can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend آپ try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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