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posted by yashar_safavi
# Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

# Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

# Swim with a dolphin.

# Skydive.

# Have your portrait painted.

# Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure آپ use it.

# Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

# Watch the launch of the space shuttle.

# Spend a whole دن eating جنک, فضول food without feeling guilty.

# Be an extra in a film.

# Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

# Make love on a forest floor.

# Make love on a train.

# Learn to rollerblade.

# Own a room with...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying آپ should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the تبصرے which ones you're going to try out.

1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz آپ hate America."

3. When آپ go to the princible's office, and when he asks why آپ were sent, say, "I wrote that آپ sucked...
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posted by boomerlover
Impossible to Please

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor سے طرف کی floor, and once آپ find what آپ are looking for, آپ can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling آپ what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The دوستوں laugh and without hesitation...
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Did آپ really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be مزید than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special دن
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that دن
there was lots to be کہا
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When آپ کہا "I love you"
I کہا "I love آپ too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?

I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be مزید
What if I did...
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posted by milorox18
Some are lighthearted‚ some are serious‚ all are very true.
Here are some of them:

-Don't drink انگور رس, جوس while wearing a white شرٹ, قمیض and driving to school.

-Don't let your life wait for other people.

-Dropping a cell phone into a full bathtub‚ kind of kills the phone.

-Your mom will find out if آپ dye your hair purple.

-You haven't really lives until you've gotten a 48 on an Advanced Placement U.S. History test.

-Don't ever fall in love with someone who is مزید than a thousand miles away from you. It usually doesn't work out.

-Milk cartons make boring pets.

-If it hurts‚ DON'T DO IT AGAIN!...
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A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken پار, صلیب the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to پار, صلیب the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with آپ
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until آپ find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit آپ first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of آپ shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give آپ a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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posted by Bluekait
Post the first line of a song آپ are currently listening too in the comments. I 'll make a story out of it when I feel it is enough. Then we see how it turns out. If this keeps going after I گیا کیا پوسٹ the story, the مزید I make.

I learnt this from a friend of mine who needed some inspiration. Hope this will inspire any struggling writers.

If آپ want too, take the first line from 3 - 5 songs to make the story longer!

Guys, please don't bash یا say anything rude to people's موسیقی interests. I don't care if it's 1D, Justin Bieber, یا Miley Cyrus BUT be respectful. If so, I am not adding your song lyric to the story.

Here's mine: I'm all dressed up with nowhere to go
posted by mini17
ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!

TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for...
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posted by deathding
1. Play hide and seek!

2. Tell your boy/girlfriend how much آپ love them.

3. STREAKING! ^__^

4. Give everyone hugs!

5. Give the homeless all your money.

6. Take a shower! Don't want to be dirty before آپ die.

7. Play the scariest horror game آپ know.

8. Tell your دوستوں all your deepest secrets.

9. Grab everything at Target. :D

10. Do the cinnamon challenge. With cocaine. (You're going to die anyways.)

11. مزید STREAKING! ^___^

12. Take a look back at your life's greatest moments.

13. Do that one thing you've always wanted to do. (In my case, skydiving.)

14. Play some Pac-Man. :P Just because.

15. Go...
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posted by IloveJuju
1. Do آپ sleep in your bra? Nope
2. Does your dad know آپ like boys yet? Obviously :)
3. Do آپ enjoy drama? Not really.
4. Are آپ a girly girl? Hahhaa NO
5. Small یا large purses? Small cuz i hate purses.
6. Are آپ short? Im in the middle
7. Do آپ like somebody? Justin Bieber♥
8. Do آپ care if your socks are dirty? No.Im not bothered.
9. Do آپ like Halloween? Its Cool :D
10. Are آپ double jointed? No!
11. Where is the weirdest place آپ have slept? Uhhh on a table
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Myself ;)
13. Is there any type of rumor going...
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posted by Channyfan1

In the world of stereotypes...

I HAVE CURVES, so I MUST be a fat-ass.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm BRITISH, so I MUST talk like a butler.

I DON'T WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a tom-boy.

I'm POOR, so I MUST be homeless.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MAN WHILE HE WAS TAKEN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I’M EMOTIONAL, so I MUST be looking...
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posted by juicyjossy9
 A تصویر I took of a farm that produces میپل syrup…
A photo I took of a farm that produces maple syrup…
Published سے طرف کی Heather, SuperForester
on December 12, 2010
in Superforest journal

Hello SuperForest!

I received this little story in my میل ای باکس ان recently, and upon reading it, I immediately thought of SuperForest. We have talked about redefining wealth and success before, but this is a simple story that illustrates the common thread of abundance and gratitude that often shows up in our SuperForest universe.

Let’s share this story with our loved ones, especially during this holiday season, as it is important to remind ourselves to be grateful for what we have,...
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by Mel4ever
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So آپ have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! ارے girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did آپ know kissing is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken سوپ actually makes آپ feel better. 94% of boys would love it if آپ sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your سب, سب سے اوپر lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult آپ when they like you! 89% of guys want آپ to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. Chocolate will make آپ feel better! Most...
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posted by karpach_13
28 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1.. We’re not as big of perverts as آپ think we all are.

2.. No matter what آپ say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole

3.. We like آپ to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

4.. Don’t argue with us when we call آپ beautiful.

5.. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

6.. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.

7.. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.

8.. If آپ have cramps and we ask آپ what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the ماہ and nothing more.

9.. If آپ really...
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(A/N) Still has gayness cussing and sex ;D

~Jason's POV~

Ty and i have been dating for a few months now, but lately we've been fighting, over dumb silly things too.

"Good bye" Ty کہا kissing me on the lips.

"Where are آپ going?" I asked.

"Out to the bar with some friends" He کہا not looking at me.

"Okay" I said.

The منٹ he walked out the door i was torn.

I wanted مزید than life it's self to ask him if he still loved me, the way i loved him.

Tears began to trace my cheek bones when i thought about the first time we had sex.

He was going out having a good time, getting drunk with his buddies, while...
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 Elsa from Disney شبیہ I've made with this 5-STEP-Required tutorial
Elsa from Disney شبیہ I've made with this 5-STEP-Required tutorial
I was thinking to share my knowledge of شبیہ making using Adobe Photoshop to my دوستوں here in Fanpop. So I decided to write it down.

First of all, although every in Adobe Photoshop the tools placement are different, but the tools I'm using are common and I hope آپ already know them. But don't worry, I also include the tools' shortcut. In this article, I'm using Adobe Photoshop CS5.

Let's begin!

STEP 1: Choose a picture آپ want.

How to open an image: click 'File' and then click 'Open' یا a shortcut CTRL+O. آپ can...
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posted by blondcat30
its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? شاور 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong یا hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I love yous یا calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells random girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king یا fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...
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