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Article by justinbieberfw posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Cause it felt like it.

2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????

3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup

4. it wanted some chiken soup.

5. it needed 2 get to the other side

6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r شائقین of him u no)

7. on the other side of the road was a KFC

8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken پار, صلیب the road

9. he had reasons 2

10. he was lost

11. he wanted to make this joke

12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.

P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
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Opinion by tooch posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think یا relate to these, in some way یا another:

-When آپ forget someone's name آپ wait for someone else to say it so آپ don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't خارج my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and آپ are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are آپ kidding me?' even though آپ know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like آپ care, I can tell آپ don't.
-Finding money in your pants pocket from a long time پہلے and getting excited.
-Going on the computer as soon as آپ get home.
-When someone asks آپ for a favor, آپ say maybe because you're not sure what it is.
-You know creepy facts about your پسندیدہ celeb.
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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ok its been a while since i made a Drukies مضمون but here goes!

Awesome- Z tomorrow is the last دن of school!!

Z- WICKED I can't wait for cheese!

Awesome- Cheese?

Z- yeah Cheese ya know the stuff آپ put on s'mores?

Awesome- Girl آپ wack!

Z- Last night i was board so i read the phone book

Awesome- Learn anyone's number?

Z- yeah George Bush's, and my teacher's number.

Awesome- Why would Bush's number be in the phone book? We don't even live in Washington DC!

Z- DUDE! PUT DOWN MY مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی BUTTER!

Awesome- Your alergect to مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter...

Z- DUDE SERIOUSLY PUT IT DOWN MY CHUNKY!

Awesome- I don't have any مونگفلی, مونگ پھلی butter!

Z- Want a lolly pop?

Awesome- ooo what flavor?

Z- Mystery

Awesome- Your a mystery!

Z- whats that suppose to mean?

Awesome- OMG The bus is on fire!!!
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Opinion by shomill posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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respect- sit down, shut up, and treat the other person like a god/goddess no matter how they really act

love- being nice to someone all the time, even when they obviously can't stand آپ and and آپ and them both would be much happer if آپ weren't together

loyalty- sticking around for no reason, except possibly that you're too insecure to leave

faith- belief in something even in a complete absence of proof

hope- no matter how impossible your wishes seem, you're stupid enough to keep wishing

cynic- a realist, hardened سے طرف کی a lifetime of emotional bondage
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Guide by 9blades posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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This is all the numbers of pi lol: 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006606315588174881520920962829254091715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951941511609433057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548074462379962749567351885752724891227938183011949129833673362440656643086021394946395224737190702179860943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132000568127145263560827785771342757789609173637178721468440901224953430146549585371050792279689258923542019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960518707211349999998372978049951059731732816096318595024459455346908302642522308253344685035261931188171010003137838752886587533208381420617177669147303598253490428755468731159562863882353787593751957781857780532171226806613001927876611195909216420198938
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Article by justinbieberfw posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1.) wen r they gunna stop the oil spil!!??

2.) shut up stomach! no 1's talkin 2 u. and no 1's listen either

3.) squirrles hav really bushy tails

4.) Monkeys like cheese

5.) Justin Bieber is beyond awesome!

6.)its cold in here

7.) Chiwaluas hav huge ears.

8.) i hope i spelled chiwalaus rite.

9.) i wanna play manopoly.

10.) im gunna stop typin this now!k peace!

11.) y did it tell me 2 rite a longer مضمون یا post it in forum.

12.) grr.

13.) that doesnt make any sense.

14.) THERE! HAPPY!? IS THIS LONG ENOUGH 4 YA!?
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List by KatiiCullen94 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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starting from a text from me
july 13, 3.02 pm
[i] ارے how was school"

3.03pm
Gay, yours?"

3.16om
"haha, yeah same"

3.22pm
"Since آپ carnt do webcam, آپ send me a pic;)"

3.22pm
"say that again and your gone"

3.23pm
"send me a pic"

3.48pm
"Fuck off, no respect for me"

3.50pm
"your just to serious"

3.52pm
No, i just have respect for myself, آپ need to get that i dont live the please you. I dont appricate آپ asking that of me."


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Mat'e says:
sook
Katii xD says:
fuck off. alright ive had enought of آپ treating like shit, ive told آپ , over and over im not comtforable to doing that, but آپ just dont care what i feel یا think, its all about want and your fucking cock
Mat'e says:
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Article by Domilie4ever posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do آپ think are greater,the advantages یا disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?


^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
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Article by justinbieberfw posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the کی ٹوکری, رکن کی نمائندہ saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask random ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start singing Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to random ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that شرٹ, قمیض is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
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Review by fun123fun posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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the first olied turtle being clean
on april 2010 when the oil spill happen. the oil spill is hurting alot of animles but the most damage was the sea turtals. we must act now BUT آپ could help the sea turtles سے طرف کی donateing to the Audubon Aquarium of New Orlands. If آپ donate the money will be used for equtment to clean the turtles. ANOTHER thing آپ could help well this is a kid's thing i play the good quest game at xeko.com.one مزید thing آپ could help is if آپ buy a save me شرٹ, قمیض at the auudbom website


website:link

xeko: link

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List by karpach_13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Be proud of your gender
Reasons why آپ shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 سیکنڈ flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. آپ know stuff about tanks

4. A five دن vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. آپ can open all your own jars

7. Old دوستوں don't give آپ crap if you've gained weight

8. Your پچھواڑے, گدا is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A بیئر gut does not make آپ invisible to the opposite sex

11. آپ can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. آپ can kill your own food

14. The گیراج is all yours

15. آپ get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

16. Nobody secretly wonders if آپ swallow
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List by karpach_13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Men don't rule the world!!!
Men don't rule the world!!!

If men really ruled the world,

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A ذائقہ, مارنا to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em اگلے time" would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in آل, علیہ السّلام یا lager.

3. Valentine's دن would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Groundhog Day, if آپ saw your shadow, you'd get the دن off to go drinking. Mother's دن too.

5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

6. Garbage would take itself out.

7. Regis and Kathy Lee would be chained to a cement مکسر and pushed off the Golden Gate Bridge for the most lucrative pay-per-view event in world history.

8. The only دکھائیں opposite "Monday Night Football" would "Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle".

9 Instead of "beer-belly", you'd get "beer- biceps".
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List by karpach_13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Things other's hate
Here's a few things آپ can do to make everyone pissed off at you.

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. If آپ have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what آپ think."

8. Practice making fax and modem noises.

9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.

10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
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List by karpach_13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Ways to call someone stupid
If people think your disses are lame, your jokes are old, and your comebacks are just humiliating آپ more, you've come to the right place! This is funnystufflol's section of different ways to call someone stupid!

1. Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching

2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal

3. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity

4. A few beers short of six-pack

5. Proof that evolution can go in reverse

6. Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box

7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead

8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl

9. One ٹیکو short of a combination plate

10. A few feathers short of a whole duck

11. All foam, no beer

12. Body سے طرف کی Fisher, brains سے طرف کی Mattel

13. Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt

14. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
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List by karpach_13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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New ways to order pizza
Are آپ tired of always ordering پیزا the same way? Well, this lists will keep آپ entertained for over 90 پیزا orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival پیزا place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their سوالات with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful.

10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE.
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List by karpach_13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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WARNING- THESE ARE NOT ANY EXCUSES FOR آپ INCASE آپ GET PULLED OVER سے طرف کی A COP. FUNNYSTUFFLOL IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DAMAGE آپ CAN SUFFER سے طرف کی SAYING THESE PHRASES TO AN OFFICER یا ANY ONE ELSE!!!!


Can آپ hold my beer, I cant reach my license.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't آپ the guy from the Village People?

Hey, آپ must've been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me.
Good job!

Are آپ Andy یا Barney?

I thought آپ had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

I pay your salary!

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
too!

Do آپ know why آپ pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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List by karpach_13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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JUST IN CASE YOUR BORED


1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they don't realize it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten منٹ intervals throughout the day.
3. Make a trail of مالٹا, نارنگی رس, جوس on the floor, leading to the restrooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.
5. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10."
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Put M&M's on layaway.
8. اقدام "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
9. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from بستر and Bath.
10. When someone asks if آپ need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't آپ people just leave me alone?"
11. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while آپ pick your nose.
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List by karpach_13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Things to do in a movie theater
1. Inform the entire theatre that آپ have to go to the bathroom. Wait a منٹ یا so and tell everyone that آپ feel better now.

2. Applaud.

3. Laugh loudly during serious and sad scenes.

4. Sing along with the backround music.

5. Whenever someone opens a door yell "Don't go in there, he's got a gun!"

6. Snore.

7. Yell "Hey, down in front!" even if آپ are sitting in the front.

8. Make shadow puppets.

9. If you've seen the movie before, say what's going to happen right before it happens. Act amazed at your wonderful foresight.

10. Walk around behind the screen. Jump through it. Run like hell.

11. Pull out a squirt gun and shoot the "bad guys." Tell people that آپ are a part of this new "live action" movie. Squirt any movie personnel telling آپ to stop.

12. Read the credits out loud.

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List by karpach_13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Random Facts but are They True?



The first couple to be shown in بستر together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every دن مزید money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury




Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.




It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any دیا hour: 61,000

Intelligent people have مزید zinc and copper in their hair.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

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List by teamsalvatore98 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1.we hate it when آپ grab our asses!!!(unless we are hoes)

2.when آپ cheat,we hate آپ and everything that has to do with you

3.dont act like آپ understand PMS,because آپ dont.So stop acting like it.

4.when آپ stare at other girls,and we stare at other boys,and آپ get all pissed off,you have no reason to speak.So آپ may as well stfu.

5.when آپ flirt,we flirt back,sometimes when we don't like you.and then we feel bad.So if آپ arent sure,dont flirt.

6.If we like a celebritey(ex:Orlando Bloom,Zac Efron,Bill Kaulitz,etc etc.)and we say they are hot,dont act like آپ dont care.We want آپ to fight for us.

7.Stare at our boobs,you might just get smacked.(so i wouldnt)

8.When آپ are creepy,(ex:a guy i went to school with always acted like a total stalker,then one دن he was "Emma,will آپ go out with me???"and i was like"......hell no....creeper..")we asume that آپ are a total pervert and will not want to be around you.
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List by jblovesme4ever posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn". :D
Raise your hand every time the teacher asks a question, and make the conversation go a little like this:

Teacher:What is the answer? (after they call on you)
You:I don't know
T: Then why did آپ raise your hand?
Y: I need to go to the bathroom.
T: Then go ahead, if آپ must.
Y: Nevermind, I don't need to go anymore

Repeat this as many times as possible.
3. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch آپ "passing notes."

4. Fall out of your chair and pretend to faint. Repeat 3 مزید times:D

5. Yell "OMG LOOK AT THAT!!" while pointing out the window. When everyone turns to look, act normal and whistle innocently.
5. Yell "OMG LOOK AT THAT!!" while pointing out the window. When everyone turns to look, act normal and whistle innocently.Actually a kid in my Spanish class did that all of the past year, except he would yell "Look!!!!! It's Snowing!!!!!" which was pretty annoying seeing as how he did every other class یا so it up to the last دن class with 80 degree weather-and he still got...
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Article by karpach_13 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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everyone is beautiful in their own way.
-Alana

just because آپ love someone else doesn't mean آپ have to break one مزید heart.
-alana

everybody's life is different, so don't try to live someone else's life.
-Alana

it doesn't matter how آپ look at the outside, look at the inside and find your real beauty.
-Alana

life is never the same, آپ can't take whats not yours away.
-Alana

believe in yourself and never give upon your dreams.
-Alana

if آپ dont express your talents you'll be known as no one.
-Alana

life is precious with who your with, not with who آپ want to be with.
-Alana

why be who your not, when آپ can enjoy being who آپ are.
-Alana

if آپ let yourself down, آپ let everyone behind آپ down.
-Alana

your first love will alwats be around, no matter what.
-Alana
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Guide by edwardcarlisle posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I saw a pick where it کہا "What else should Fanpop have?" created سے طرف کی breebree446. There was the option of "Unsubscribe Button". Actually this button exists, just have to follow some steps.

1. Go to your own پروفائل and go down to the "My Clubs" part.

2. Then click on the "more کلب >>" button.

3. Below each club there's an "unsuscribe" button.

4. Click on that button and

...

That's it!

Now آپ have the oportunity to unsuscribe a club, is really easy and like this آپ won't be a پرستار any مزید from any club!
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List by dinglebell14 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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1. Tired of Trying, sick of crying, Ya I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying....

2. I don't use excuses, Don't ask why...
It's just a breakdown, it happens all the time...
So get out of my face, don't even try...
آپ want to help me? Just let me cry!

3. I don't want to admit it,
It was easier to lie,
And hide the hurt and emptiness,
to smile instead of cry.

4. Nobody really cares if your miserable,
so آپ might as well be happy. :'|

5. Everyones going to hurt you.... sooner یا later آپ just have to decide who's worth going through the pain.

6. If someone really loves you,
They will never hurt you,
And if they do,
آپ can see it in their eyes that it hurts them too.

7. It's hard to answer the سوال "What is wrong?" when there is nothing right....

8. There's a smile on my face,
but I don't know why it's there,
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Opinion by MileySelena982 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how آپ looked مزید important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If آپ think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone reading the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles down her arm, and her Ford XL (The thing that's as big as a school bus) was pulling out. She stopped, blocking the ENTIRE parking lot, no cars were moving either way. Aparently, she was on the phone. And she was using her hands to talk! (SHUT UP & DRIVE!)

And, if آپ thought the past 6 were crazy and should never be done; this one's for you. ;)
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