Me: But...But they were....And she was...And that's not.....*TABLE FLIP* I give up on life. *collapses to floor*
You: ,':|
Me: What? Do you mind? I'm kinda busy trying to be nothing over here.
You: ...*backs away slowly*

(I actually did something similar once. XD)

WWYD if Gus offered you a liverworst sandwich? XD

Ummm.....no thanks.....I already had lunch in....well somewhere....

WWYD Skipper finally has the guts to slap 'Ringtail' in front of everyone?

Skipper: *slaps Julien*
Me: :O ... :D Can you do it again, please? :D
Skipper: evil grin* Sure. *about to slap Julien again*
Marlene: Skipper! >:(
Skipper: What? :\

WWYD if Marlene baked you a cake?

No bugs right?

WWYD Kowalski made the coffee machine explode? (Why r mine all about coffee?)

*Gets more popcorn*

WWYD if Rico started knitting of his own free will?

Call the hospital and tell them to hold a quarantine on him.

WWYD if Rico offered you a stick of dynamite?

*takes dynamite* Thanks, RIco! So what are we gonna blow up? :D

WWYD if Kowalski asked you to be his assistant in the lab?

Me: Will it hurt?
K: Probably.
Me: ...Okay, I'm in. :D (XD)

WWYD if you saw Julien wrestling with his tail for no reason? (Don't ask. I need to lay off the M&M's. XD)

Eh, I can be way weirder. XD

WWYD if Kowalski dared you to cut your hair? (Don't ask. XD)

Me: NO WAY! I've been trying to grow my hair out for three years now! I'm not doing it!
Kowalski: Come on! Just a little bit! Just do it! >:)
Me: No! I don't take orders! >:|
Skipper: Yes you will.
Me: <3 Okay. *cuts hair* Here you go. <3 :)
Skipper: Eh...No, I'm good. O_e

XD Oh, gosh, I'm just stupid. XD

WWYD if Mort tried to get into a smack-talk competition with you? XD

Me: Nooo way! You're too young for such a thing! Now go, uhm hug Julien's feet?
Mort: Okay! :D

WWYD if you saw Skipper proposing to Marlene? (Oh wow. XD)

Me: *watches from in bush*
Skipper: *gets down on one knee (you know penguins actually have knees? they're just hard to see. XD)* Marlene, will you marry me? *holds up ring*
Marlene: Oh, Skipper, I-
Me: *starts sobbing softly in bush* It's just so beautiful! <3
Marlene/Skipper: T_T
Me: Oh, don't mind me, *sniffles* you won't even know I'm here.
Marlene: *rolls eyes* Skipper, I would absolutely love to-
Me: *blows nose*
Skipper/Marlene: *faceflipper/palm*

I'm just kidding, I wouldn't ruin that moment. XD In all seriousness, I would just pop out of the bush after the proposal and give 'em a big hug and go on and on about the wedding plans and they'd just be wondering who the hell I am and how I got there. Much more sane, am I right? XD

WWYD if you saw Julien eating a fish and loving it?

Me: *jumps out of a bush* Ha-ha! I knew you liked fish! Everybody likes fish! >:)
Julien: *throws fish away* Uh...*waves hands* You didn't see anything? <:D
Me: T_T Mmhm.

WWYD if Kowalski started flirting with Marlene? (Oi, what about Doris? XD)

Me: Okay, Kowalski, let me get you up to speed. You don't like Marlene, Marlene likes Skipper, Skipper likes Marlene, you like Doris, Doris used to not like you, but she likes you now, Marlene belongs with Skipper, you belong with
Doris, Marlene doesn't like you, and you don't like Marlene.
Kowalski: Um.....What?
Me: *sigh* You don't like Marlene, you like Doris. Doris likes you and Skipper likes Marlene. Marlene likes Skipper and doesn't like you, and we're all one big happy family. Capiche?
Kowalski: ...

WWYD if you crossed a sign on the street that says "Penguins: This Way --->"?

Me: *sees sign* Eeh, I was going to visit my favorite aunt-- Ah whatever! Penguins! Here I come! :D

WWYD if Marlene showed up with an otter pup in her arms?

Me: Uh...Marlene, is there something you wanna tell us?
Marlene: Yes! I found this little otter in the park and he was all alone! He's so cute! :D
Me: *faints*
Marlene: ,':| Did I miss something?

WWYD if Skipper insisted that he still believes that Arlene was a completely different person (and not a bleached Marlene)?

Marlene: How many times must I tell you? That was me! I AM Arlene! It was the chlorine in my pool that bleached my fur!
Skipper: You're just sayin' that because Arlene brainwashed you!
Marlene: Ugh! >:( You're impossible!
27K: Marlene! C'mon! It's obvious that Skipper doesn't want to admit that he went all ga-ga over you. He's too chicken to admit his own feelings for you. >:)
Skipper: WHAT?! *blushes* W-w-what f-felings? o.o
27K: Oh, you're so cute when you're embarassed. Just kiss her already! :D
Marlene/Skipper: *blushes* o.o

WWYD if ... you had to continue this? (XD I'm too tired to think of something else.)

PB: *pops out of nowhere* Yes! Kiss her before it's too late! :D
Skipper: Oh, not another one! *faceflipper* >.<
27K: Don't make us sing the song! >:)
Marlene: There's a song? O_O
27K: ♫Shalalalala, My oh my, Looks like the boy's too shy, Ain't gonna kiss the girl!♫ XD
PB: Ooh! I know that song! ♫Shalalalala, Ain't that sad, it's such a shame, Too bad, you're gonna miss the girl, go on and kiss the girl!♫ XD
27K: *echos* ♫Kiss the girl...♫ <3
Skipper/Marlene: *blush fiercely* ._.

(I went way too overboard with the privilege of continuing that. XD)

WWYD if you were, as Julien would say, a "lips distance" away from Skipper when your alarm clock woke you up? XD

Me: *still sleeping* Heheh, of course I'll marry you Skipper... Heheh
*alarm clock rings*
Me: Ugh, I have to wake up already? Just 5 more minutes.
Mom: 27K! Wake up! You'll be late for school!
Me: *slowly opens eyes* Ugh..fin--*sees Skipper* AH! O.O *realizes it's Skipper* What--I--you--Ooh *faints*
Skipper: O.o

WWYD if you found out that Kowalski was watching you sleeping? (O.e XD)

Me: *sleeping*
*alarm clock goes off*
Me: *groans and slaps at dresser looking for snooze button*
Kowalski: Here, I got it. *hits snooze button*
Me: *smiles* Thanks, Kowalski.
*five seconds later*
Me: *eyes pop open* Wait a minute, Kowalski?! O_O
Kowalski: *watching me next to bed* How's it goin'? :)
Me: O_________________O

WWYD if Julien became president of the US by a landslide? (Oh, good grief...O____O XD)

Me: Y'know... now having the Blue Hen as U.S. President doesn't sound so bad... O.e

WWYD if you could be Marlene's roommate?

(I gotta go now. :P Sorry. We'll play more tomorrow. See ya! :D)

Me: That'd be awesome! Yay! ^_^
Marlene: It'll be so much fun! We can style each other's hair, do blind makeovers! :D
Me: O.e...*unenthusiastic* Oh, yay, we're gonna have so much fun...>.<

WWYD if Skipper decided to switch to Blowhole's side?

Get Private to give him some lunacorn quotes to help switch him back

WWYD Private had a crush?

Try to help him work up the courage to ask her out. :D

WWYD if Rico randomly developed fangs? O_O

Cool! (Sorry, I'm a total vampire freak, and I already thought of that including the other penguins lol)

WWYD Marlene turned out to hate Skipper? Or the other way around?

Me: Alright. Yeah, whatever. Keep tellin' yourselves that. ;)
S: I mean it! >:|
M: I can't love him! XP
Me: Yeah, yeah, yeah...

WWYD if Phil was suddenly able to talk?

Let's assume the feeling is mutual. I would ask both of them why they felt so negatively about the other, only to have each deny an explanation. The next step would be to send both of them to The Maury Show, where their history would be revealed. As it turns out, Skipper is Marlene's father. They had had a falling out a long time ago and both of them never really got over it.

The final step would be to rewrite the scene and dialogue to something more kid appropriate.

Ask him where he got vocal chords.
WWYD if Kowalski was a lollipop smuggler on the Black Market?

Me: Kowalski...I know you've done some crazy things in your life, but THIS? O_O
K: What's wrong with smuggling lollipops?
Me: No, I mean it's crazy that you didn't give ME any!!! >:|

WWYD if Kowalski threw away his smartphone for a cheap flipphone?

*takes phone* Well, I could either try to convince Kowalski to take it back or... read all his private messages with Doris. Let's go with the latter. >:)

WWYD if Private wanted to teach how to do the hypercute?

Me: Really? Sure. I can think of a few things I could use that for. >:)
P: Oh...Well, I don't think it's a good idea to teach you if you're going to use it for anything bad...D:
Me: O.O What? PFFFFT! I didn't mean it like that! I...Just meant that I would...Use it to put babies to sleep...Heheh...
P: ,':|

WWYD if you overheard Skipper talking about Marlene in one of his "Skipper's Logs"? XD

Me: *sees Skipper and Marlene taking a stroll together* Aww. :3
Marlene: What a beautiful day, eh, Skipper?
Skipper: RIght you are, Marlene. *gets closer*
Me: Let's see how they react to THIS. XD *starts playing Skipper's log* ...I talked to Marlene yesterday night, and wow, I never noticed how beautiful she is in the moonlight. *sigh*...
Skipper: O.O I.. uh...
Marlene: *blushes firecely* Oh... wow, you really mean that, Skipper? <3
Me: *pops out of bush* Of course he does! :D Now kiss! :D <3
M/S: ._. *blush*

WWYD if Mort stole your laptop? (LOL what? XD)

Me: *comes in room to see Mort on my laptop* MORT! What are you doing?! D:<
Mort: *reading laptop* Who is Skippy?
Me: O_O GIVE ME THAT! *lunges forward*
Mort: *moves to the side* It says right here that you think he's hot... :/
Me: MORT!!!!!!
Mort: *starts hitting buttons* You can be my friend, too!
Me: *snatches laptop* MORT! I don't even have a facebook and now I have over fourthousand friends on there! >:|

WWYD if you saw Julien trying to woo Marlene again?

Me: Oh no. Not again! -_- You do realize Marlene likes Skipper, right, Julien?
Marlene: Wha..? I never said--
Julien: See? She likes me! :D
Marlene: O.o Uhm... no... I think I'll just go home now. O.e

WWYD if Skipper wanted to watch a scary movie with you?

OH YES! I love scary movies! >:D

WWYD Kowalski wanted to watch a romantic comedy with you?

Skipper: Hey, you wanna wa-
Me: YES!!!! :D
Skipper: Um...Alright. O_o
*scary movie is playing*
Me: Don't go in there...Don't go in there...AAHHH!! I KNEW IT! *grabs Skipper*
Skipper: e_e

(XD Actually, scary movies bore me most of the time because things are predictable. XD When they're not, well, I just find them amusing (depending on the movie). XD)

WWYD if Dr. Blowhole threatened to destroy the earth if you didn't follow his every command?

@Number1SkippFan: YES! YESYESYES! I LOVE ROMANCE!

(I'm not even kidding. I adore romance.)

@peacebaby7: Pretend to follow the commands, then BETRAY HIM TO THE PENGUINS!

WWYD if Julien wanted to dance with you?

Me: No, thanks.
KJ: Why not?
Me: I don't like you.

WWYD if Mort tried to hypercute you (recall that he can't do it XD)?

Awwwwww!

(Even if he can't do the hypercute thing, Mort's still pretty adorable <3)

WWYD if there was a PoM/Hunger Games crossover?

As much as I love the Hunger Games, I wouldn't want POM to be in it. What if they die!? D:

WWYD if Skipper all of the sudden started talking in German and couldn't stop? (I dunno. :P XD)

Uh...we can use Google Translate? (I dunno too)

WWYD Mort stole Skipper's coffee?

Hope that Skipper goes easy on him. O.O

WWYD if Julien asked you if you wanted to play "Smooching Charades"?

Hmm, I'd throw Mort at him in an attempt to escape. :D

Mort: I'm sacrificial! :D

WWYD if Officer X became your teacher? O.O

X: *comes into classroom* Alright, class. Take out your homework. *scowls*
Me: Whoa, what are you doing here? O.o
X: I'm your new teacher, missy. Now, shut it!
Me: O.O...

Yeah, I'd probably complain to the principal that he's unfit. XD

WWYD if you you allowed access to the penguins' classified files?

*Steals* What? NO! I was BOROWING it! :D

WWYD Julien shaved your eye brows while you're sleeping?

*grabs a crowbar and goes royal-pain hunting*

WWYD if your POM plushies started talking to you? (if you don't have any, pretend that you do. XD)

Skipper plush: You didn't see anything!
Me: That stupid tag never said they talk!...but yay! :D

WWYD (before Penguin Who Loved Me) Kowalski refused to leave his bunk again cause of Doris?

Me: I call not being on clean-up duty!
Mort: You said duty!
Me/Mort: *snickers*

WWYD if tried to make you his "royal sitty cushion"? XD

I'll never be able to unsee this!

WWYD if the penguins could suddenly fly?

YAAAAY!!!!! :D Beat that, science! >:)

WWYD if Rico barfed up a kitten?