I'd cuddle him then tape a pic of kj's feet to a string then hold it and run away

WWYD Maurice grew a mustache?

You know...I don't think Maurice would look half bad with a mustache. XD

WWYD if Julien fired Maurice and wanted you to replace him?

I wouldn't, that would be a pain

WWYD Kowalski were to brake up with Doris (After the Penguin Who Loved Me)

Me: WHAT!?!? You're telling me that after YEARS of trying to win her heart, after being turned down by her 16 AND A HALF times, that you FINALLY win her over and you break up with her!?!?!?!?
K: I just don't think we're compatible anymore! DX
Me: You couldn't have figured that out sooner?!? >:O
K: *cowers* I'm sorry, please don't hurt me! >_<
Me: *facepalm*

WWYD if Alice cradled Private like a baby? O_________________________________________­___­___­_O

Can Skipper slap me? I'm dreaming, that's not real...

WWYD What if Kowalski tryed coffee, them him and Skipper had a coffee war

*eats popcorn and watches from a safe distance*

WWYD if Marlene wanted to take you out for snowcones?

Btw, I'm not a boy...is this meant to be for a boy? But I would still say yes

WWYD If Marlene met Antonio? (That boy otter with the Spanish accent and Spanish guitar ?)

*when Marlene isn't around*
Me: *grabs Antonio by shoulders* Back off, man! Marlene's heart belongs to someone else!!! You hear me?!?!
A: How can I not?! You're shouting in my face! >:(
Me: Then, we're clear?!? >:O
A: No! I happen to really like her! >:|
Me: I don't care! You can't ruin happiness!! *holds him tighter and pulls him closer to me* Do you realize how long I've been waiting for Skipper and Marlene to finally admit their feelings for each other?!? DO YOU?!?! O_o
A: O____________________________________O

WWYD if Rico sneezed up some dynamite? XD

RUUUUUN 4 UR LIVES!!!!!!!!

WWYD Skipper admits he likes another girl?

-_______________________-...........I need to change tactics.

WWYD if Julien pulled a prank on you?

GRRRRRRRRRRRR COME BACK HERE JULIEN!!!!!

WWYD If it rained fish?

Ewwww!!!! Gross!!! It's so awesome! *runs around dancing in the fish* :D :D (I gotz problemz lolz XD)

WWYD if you saw the Blue Hen at a farm?

What the hell that hen is blue! O__o

WWYD if you heard a rumour that Nickelodeon and Dreamworks were re-continuing PoM?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EE *hours later* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEE­EEE­EEE­EEE­ESS­SSS­SSS­SSS­SSS­SSS­SSS­SSS­SSS­SSS­SSS­SSS­SSS­SSS­SSS­SS- *faints from lack of oxygen*

WWYD if Mort ate your sock? XD

Give him to Dr. Blowhole while he's throwing up

WWYD The other penguins got Rico's throwing up ability ?

Four Rico's?!? *hides in bomb shelter*

WWYD if Granny Squirrel hugged you?

OOOOOHHH! I'm special!!! XD

WWYD King Julien shaved all his fur?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!­!!!­!! *shields eyes* I'VE BEEN SCARRED FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO BOIL MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!! DX DX DX DX DX *repeatedly hits head on wall trying to
knock myself out*

WWYD if you were watching a talk show and one of the POM stars mentioned your fanfiction? (that happened to my friend once, but with his AT fanfic. :D)

Am I really DAT GOOD??? *Goes to show studio* THANK U!!!!! XD

WWYD Skipper pour hot coffee on Marlene while she's sleeping?

Hit him in the head with a frying pan.

Edit: Make that hit him in the head repeatedly with a frying pan. XD He's got a
tough skull, he'll live. XD

WWYD if Marlene poured hot coffee on Skipper as payback? XD

...Private can you get a cloth?...make that a mop...DIS GONNA BE GOOD! :P

WWYD Marlene some how went wild in the park again?

*runs around in panicky circles* AAAAAHHHH! NO ONE IS SAFE!!! THE END IS NEAR!!!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

WWYD if you opened your front door one day and a flock of penguins was in your front yard? XD

AWESOME! PENGUIN PARTY! SOMEONE GET THE BOMBS FOR SOME RANDOM GUY'S CAR!!! 8D

WWYD What if Dr. Blowhole called you and sang: I WANT TO CONTROL YOU!!!!!

Sing along with him! XD

WWYD if they used One Direction to voice the beavers instead of Big Time
Rush?

0.O???? THAT WOULD BE JUST WRONG! BTR is perfect for this

WWYD What if the penguins found 1000$ on the ground?

Me; Whoo! Let's go buy a snowcone factory! :D
S: Where'd she come from? O.o

WWYD if the producers made a crossover show with POM and SpongeBob? (I'd throw my television out the window)

I WANNA SEE IT!!!
*Sees that it's horrible*
*Throws axe at TV*

WWYD The penguins form a rock band?

I'd be a little torn, because, despite how freakishly awesome that would be, what about protecting New York and going on badass missions!? :(

WWYD if Julien kept you up at night with an all-night dance party?

I'd keep them up the next night with my favourite band Evanescence (Anyone heard of them?)

WWYD As a child, Kowalski was the dumbest?

Wow, you must've read a LOOOOT of books. XD

WWYD if Private started hating Lunacorns?

Rainshadow: Private, why would you stop liking Lunicorns, aren't they exciting and an amazing way of teaching you all about love?
Private: They're boring, they're for babies!
Rainshadow: Sweetie just because you're growing up doesn't mean you have to-
Private: They're just annoying! They keep saying all this about how important love and friendship is.
Rainshadow: It IS important. Come on Private, just watch a bit. Maybe you'll change you're mind. *Switch on tv which brainwashes Private.
Private: *Brainwashed* I like Lunicorns.
Rainshadow: I probably shouldn't have done that...huh, they aren't that bad.

Fail. XD
WWYD if Skipper had a crush on Marlene (hypothetically of course)?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FINALLY! SKIPPER ADMITS HE LIKES MARLENE! Now, all we have to do is get Marlene to admit she likes Skipper... >:)

WWYD if Private used to be a badass gangsta?

I would reject that reality and substitute my own. (XD Mythbusters reference. XD)

WWYD if Skipper wanted to play chess with you?

Well, I don't know how to play chess, so letting him win should be easy. XD (No, seriously, I don't know how to play chess. Not that it would matter if I did. I'd be too....distracted...by...other things...XD)

WWYD if a female penguin was transferred to the zoo and started hitting on Skipper? (XD)

Me: Listen, I know Skipper's awesome, handsome, protective, hot... <3 <3 *sigh* O.O b-but uhm, his heart belongs to Ma-- er, someone else!
Skipper: W-what?! O.e
Female Penguin: And who would that be? ',:\
Me: Oooh, well... I... I don't know if I can tell-
F.P: *rises eyebrow*
Me: ...It's Marlene! The otter over there! *points at Marlene*
Skipper: >:(

WWYD if you saw Skipper watching "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic"? (XD)

Me: O__o...*feels Skipper's forehead* You alright, Skipper?
S: I'm perfectly fine! Why else would I be watching my favorite show in the whole world? :D
Me: ..........*calls hospital*

WWYD if Private hypercuted you?

Me: *Faints*
P: Did I really need to do that Skippa?
S: Naw, she was just getting annoying

WWYD What if HANS liked Marlene?

...*Grabs a knife and heads off to Hoboken*

WWYD if Nickelodeon stopped making crappy new shows and brought back the excellent old ones?

I'd be bouncing off the walls of happiness! 8D

WWYD The blue hen asks Kowalski out?

This is gonna be interesting. *Noms on popcorn*

WWYD if Hans baked non-threatening, chocolate-chip cookies and gave them to the penguins for no reason?

I'd make him eat one first. >.> And if it was safe...Hey, I wouldn't say no to cookies. XD

WWYD if Leonard went sleep-fighting again?

We need something stronger than the lunacorns to cure this...is that even possible?

WWYD What if eveyone thought Skipper was a zombie again ?

Me: Guys! He's not a zombie! Zombies don't even exist! >:|
Skipper: Brains! *limps toward me*
Me: *nervous laugh* Haha! You...You can't fool me, Skipper! Haha! Haha! O__o
Skipper: *tries to grab my head*
Me: AH! *stumbles backward* Thi-This isn't funny! Stop that, Skipper! O__O
Skipper: Brains!
Me: Oh, I just remembered! I have a...A thing to do in...uh...China! Yep! See ya! *flees*

WWYD if Mort asked you for an icy pop?

Sorry Mort...uh...PB ATE THEM ALL!! XP

WWYD What if the penguins ate that herring again from centuries ago? (was it centuries?)

(I think it was, not sure, though.)

*penguins are all acting like Rico on a fish frenzy at an aquarium*
PB: O________O I'm gonna need a really big butterfly net and some peanut butter.

WWYD if Julien tried to woo you the same way he "wooed" Arlene?

EW. *Slaps him* ...hm...go do that to Marlene...let's see how Skipper likes it...*evil face*

WWYD The penguins see another snake head trout?

Oh, not another one! I'll get the soda bottle. -_-

WWYD if Dode challenged you to a staring contest?

Oh I suck at that...*Gets cardboard copy of me*

WWYD Skipper tried regular coffee?

Me: *from a safe distance* Do you...Like it?
Skipper: *thinks on it*....It's alright...*rubs chin*...Tastes better with fish-
Me: *holds fish out to him* Here you go.
Skipper: ,':| ...Thanks...That was...Fast...I kinda wanted a herring though-
Me: *holds out herring to him* Here you go. :)
Skipper: O__O

WWYD if Julien got turned into a baby by the fresherizer? XD

I really want to see it now >:I

WWYD All the boys were girls and all the girls were boys?