I'd ask them why the hell they went up twenty seven floors just to ask me directions. (Because I live in an apartment building :P)

WWYD if you inexplicably ended up in the PoM universe?

Hope I'd never have to leave. :D

WWYD if the POM characters were stranded on a deserted island? :O

Get the S.S. Penguins of Madagascar Cruise Liner ship and search for them, wherever they maybe :D

WWYD if you found, Julien's crown, Marlene's Spanish guitar, Skipper's cowboy hat and Private's half opened peanut butter winkie scattered around the zoo, but the owners themselves are nowhere to be found?

*gasp* Something unspeakable has become of the penguins!! DX ...*throws arms up* Squattle party!! :D XD

Nah, I'm kidding. I'd freak out and start a search party. :)

WWYD if Rico tried to freak you out with his 'ominous background music'? XD

*starts recording him* Ahah! I have a brand new ringtone! :D

*RANDOM AHEAD* WWYD if Julien ate your Birthday cake? XD

Take his crown and run away just to annoy him. XD Hell, I'll do it anyway. *takes Ringtail's crown and runs*
KJ: Hey! A thief! Bring me back my crown! >:(
Me: NEVA!!! >XD

(So you think THAT was random? XD) WWYD if Kowalski stole a hamster and sold it on ebay, Skipper sang America's National Anthem on Broadway, Private made out with his reflection (O.o), and Rico had a tea party with an evil war bunny? (this is what happens when you give me access to the internet when I'm bored out of my mind. XD)

Well, I'd.....ask someone to knock me out with a frying pan and just sleep through it XD

WWYD if the penguins stole your bed and turned it into a boat while sailing around the waters of New York and shouting "I'm a pretty songbird!" every time they paddle to get around?

Paddle along and sing 'Row, Row, Row Your Bed' until one of the penguins got annoyed and knocked me out. XD

(Great, now 27K's got me in a random mood. Don't worry, if you die of laughter I'll resuscitate you. I don't know CPR but I saw it in those detective shows and I think I can take my chances. :D XD JK) WWYD if King Julien started fighting crime with Jackie Chan, Maurice started chewing on his own tail, and Mort started a fundraiser called 'Da Feet Organization - Invest or face the Evil Space Kitties'? (??????????????)

Probably just stand in my spot, frozen with fear and amazement. xD

WWYD if Chef Ramsy created a new show called Redo-da-HQ, where he redesigns headquators to give them a more appealing and fresh look? x3

I'd tell him to back off because the HQ is fine the way it is! *chases Ramsy around with a ladel* XD

WWYD if Rico upchucked a baby leopard seal? O.e

Stand there with the "o_O" expression on my face for a few seconds, then take the baby leopard seal to cuddle him, but only when Skipper wasn't looking, of course.

WWYD if Mort began talking like a genius professor?

.................*RANDOM TABLE FLIP* I don't understand life anymore!!! *runs away throwing popcorn at people*

XD

WWYD if Skipper ate your sock? (please forgive my random nature. XD)

As long I'm not wearing it at the moment, he can take it, do whatever he wants with it O.o XDDDDDDDD

WWYD If Maurice invited you to his gym and became your fitness instructor? O.o :D

Ask him if he was trying to call me fat. >:( XD

WWYD if Kowalski offered to tutor you in school?

Accept his offer because I'm actually in desperate need of one for math and science. xD (It's funny cause my last math tutor remined me of Kowalski a lot. xD)

WWYD if you woke up one day, felt something wrapped around your foot, look, and see Mort sleeping on your foot? :P

First be like: O.o cause I'd have no idea how the fish he got there, then be all: Awww...^_^ and let him sleep. :)

WWYD if Skipper slapped you repeatedly?

If he slapped me? <3 ... *shakes head* Uhh... I-I'd probably just.. uh... keep blushing and smiling like an idiot. It would be such an honor to be slapped by Skippy-- I mean, Skipper. Heh... O.o XD

WWYD if you found Marlene's secret diary where she confesses she loves Skipper?

I'd think to myself, "I KNEW IT!!!"

WWYD if Rico flirted with you like he flirted with Kowalski in operation Breakspeare?

Back away slowly.....or fastly....depending on if he followed me or not. O.o XD

WWYD if you woke up to find out that the penguins stole all of your stuff for Kowalski's invention?

I'd be very pissed off because that means no internet access until I get a new laptop and I can't even play videos game or read to pass the time. Not even Kowalski's inventions excuse stealing my laptop. And my 3DS. And my phone. And my large array of books.

WWYD if the penguins randomly showed up in your living room and started singing 'Ballad of the Goddess' from 'The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword'? (That's a totally awesome song that you should check out, by the way.)

Not really sure what that is...But I would probably be happy out of my mind just because the penguins were there singing to me. XD

(LOL, what mind? XD)

WWYD if you woke up on Christmas Eve night and found the penguins putting presents under your tree?

I'd freak out.

WWYD if there was a Legend of Zelda and PoM crossover? (Only for the video games in LoZ's case, because the cartoon Links are complete douchebags.)

Well, like I said before, I don't know what the Legend of Zelda is, but honestly I wouldn't like anything crossed over with POM. I typically like crossovers, but POM is just too great by itself.

WWYD if Cecil and Brick stole your money?

I'd be very pissed and call the cops.

WWYD if Private slapped Kowalski? (IDK, all I can think about now is video games :P)

Laugh hysterically. XD

WWYD if Skipper needed you for a mission?

I'd question his reasoning because I'm far from being the most atheletic person, but screw it, I get to work with the penguins! :DDDDD

WWYD if the finale of PoM was awful? (God, I hope that doesn't happen. It would suck.)

I would, like, just sit there and pout in anger for a while, then probably end up trying to figure out who I can complain to. -_-

WWYD if you woke up and King Julien was right up in your face? (I don't know where that came from. XD)

I'd probably scream and then complain that it was Julien and not Skipper. XD

WWYD if Rico ate your homework?

I'd tell him he owes me a new laptop, because that's what I do my homework on. XD

WWYD if Skipper told you to drop and give him fifty?

Sir, yes sir! <3 (What? XD)

WWYD if Julien threw a mango at you?

A mango fight it is. >:) *throws countless mangoes at Julien*
KJ: Ah!! Stop!! Where are you getting all of these mangoes!?
Me: Classified!! *throws mangoes* >XD

WWYD if Hans started flirting with you? (I don't know where that one came from either. XD)

Me: Yeaaah, I don't want to break your heart, but, uh, you're not my type. So... stop it. Just stop. (XD)

WWYD if you could read Marlene's secret diary?

*sees diary unattended and fidgets with fingers* Oh, well, I wouldn't want to invade her privacy. I should, you know, just leave it alone...

*five minutes later*

Me: *reading diary* I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW YOU LIKED SKIPPER!!!!!
Marlene: *entering* Wait, what did you say?
Me: O.O *throws diary across room* Nothing! Nothing at all! Gee, look at the time-*looks at watchless wrist*...Uh, I mean...Uh...Gotta go! *flees*

(I gotta stop drinking so much caffeinated soda. XD)

WWYD if Julien ordered you to follow his every command?

Me: Pfft, no thanks!
Julien: But--!
Me: But what? You know that I take orders from nobody--
My mom: 27K! Tidy your room, immediately!
27K: *frustrated sigh* e_e This conversation isn't over. *goes away* (I don't know anymore. I ate too much chocolate. XD)

WWYD if you heard Skipper playing the guitar and singing your favorite song?

That would be awesome and the best day of my life! I'd just, you know, listen dreamil-I mean, intently! And you know, watch in a way that's...Totally not weird or fangirlish in any way whatsoever. Because, you know, I wouldn't do anything like that. O.o XD (I wonder how Skipper would sound singing Stop and Stare by One Republic. :D)

WWYD if you woke up and found out that Julien hung pictures of himself all over your room while you were sleeping? (XD)

Me: That is... creepy. Everyone will think I'm a fangirl of YOU! DX
J: I don't see the problem. I'm dah pretty king. ;)
Me: *rises eyebrow* Are you serious? T_T

WWYD if you found out that your teacher is secretly a big fan of PoM?

I would totally FREAK! That teacher would be my favorite teacher for the rest of my life. XD

WWYD if you went to a circus and realized that it was the characters from Madagascar 3? :D

:O I would scream out of joy! And then I would hug them all and ask Marty to sing the Afro Circus. :D :D XD

WWYD if you had a beautiful dream about the penguins (and Skipper ;)...) but your mom woke you up?

Mom: PB! Wake up! You gotta go to school!
PB: *still sleeping* Of course I'll marry you, Skipper. *kisses pillow* (XD)
Mom: T_T *shakes PB* PB! Wake up! >:(
PB: *wakes up abruptly* MOM! How many times do I have to tell you to not wake me up when I'm fantasizing!? >:( *crosses arms*
Mom: How many times do I have to tell you not to fantasize when I'm trying to wake you up?
PB: T_T

(XD That's never actually happened, and I hope it doesn't. XD)

WWYD if Blowhole and Skipper's minds were switched and Blowhole in Skipper's body asked you out? (I don't know. I just don't. Wait! *thinks really hard*....Nope, don't have a clue. XD)

*mind explodes* I need a minute to figure out what just happened. You, Blowhole, in Skipper's body just asked me out.... O.e... *TABLE FLIP* (XD)

WWYD if Private told you he has a crush on you? (:P XD)

Me: I would...I....I just...I can't...I just don't know what.....It's not that you're a bad guy, it's just...You're just so young, and...I mean, you're cute and all but...*sigh* Gimme a minute. *sets up the table that 27K flipped over and tableflips it myself*

(Private's too cute to figure out how to let down easy!! DX :P XD)

WWYD if Marlene came to you for advice on how to get Skipper's attention? (Still don't know. XD)

Me: Skipper's attention, hmm? *smirks* So you do like-like him!
Marlene: *blushes* Well, maybe... a little bit...
Me: *rises eyebrow* ,':)
Marlene: Okay, a lot, now will you help me, please? <:D
Me: Alright, alright. *thinks really hard*
Marlene: So?
Me: Well, you could just, you know give him one big sloppy kiss on his beak and hope for the best. :P
Marlene: That's all you could come up with?
Me: Uhm.... yeah.

WWYD if someone stole your Skipper plushie? (XDXD)

Someone stole my Skipper plushie?! >:O *grabs baseball bat and goes hunting* (XD)

WWYD if you were transferred into an alternative universe where the penguins were the villains and Blowhole was the hero?

Me: Well this is awkward....
Skipper: Who's side are you on?!
Blowhole: Answer us!
Me: *Brings Clemson out of nowhere* I'm on Clemson's side!!!
Clemson: Wait, what?

(Great StarClan, I figured out why I'm horrible at writing Fanfiction!!! I make everything abridged...that makes sense right? I'm just answering so I can ask. XD)

WWYD if the penguins caught you spying on them?
(Also note that spying includes fangirl-spying, spying out of interest (like watching tv!), or working for Dr. Blowhole.)

Me: What? Me? Spying? What could possibly make you think I'm spying? Pfft! That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! *nervous laugh*
*phone starts playing Me and My JJ*
Me: O.O....Uh...This proves nothing!!!
Skipper: T_T
Mom: *in background* PB! Your Skipper plushie just finished washing!
Me: ...-_-...It's official. Life hates me. (XD)

WWYD if Dr. B finally succeeded in blowing out the sun? (Pft, sure. That's gonna happen. XD)

If he DID succeed in blowing out the sun we wouldn't be here talking about it. XD JK

Um well I think I would just ask Kowalski to build another one. I know he can do it. XD

WWYD if you broke Skipper's mug?

run like heck to denmark and hide there for the rest of my life, or maybe just buy him another one and apologize xD

WWYD if you got to pick a penguin to spend the day with? (sorry if something like thats already on here, i was too lazy to read all the posts :p)

Ooh! I pick....Is "all of the above" an option? XD I would totally explode from happiness. XD

WWYD if you were walking in the park one day and all of the sudden Julien walked by clucking like a chicken? (Wait...What? XD)

*Julien's clucking like a chicken*
Me: "Uh...Julien? What are you doing?"
Julien: "What do you think I'm doing?" *keeps clucking like a chicken*
Me: "I'm just gonna....go... SKIPPER! Julien's gone crazy!!!....again...."

WWYD if Jiulien starting flirting towards you? (Yeah weird question, but this always happens in Fanfiction).

Slap him. XD

WWYD if Alive shaved her head? (What the hell is wrong with me lately? XD)