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Chapter One
A Slight exaggeration
Mr Higgins was one of those people آپ just didn’t want to annoy – آپ know the type. Ever met someone like that? If so you’ll be familiar with my situation. Like I said, آپ just didn’t want to پار, صلیب Mr Higgins. When he was angry, he made sure everyone knew about it - like the time he broke the door. Jenny had asked for an eraser. Big mistake. He went berserk! He gave Mark a zero in a history test because Mark had forgotten to brush his teeth. But that was nothing. He threw a board rubber across the classroom at Tom; Tom ducked, so it hit the computer...
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posted by kinga10111
Your right lung is smaller than your left lung to make room for your heart.

No piece of square dry paper can be folded مزید than 7 times in half!

A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle, a group of geese in the air is a skein!

Over 2500 left handed people a سال are killed from using products made for right handed people!

There are مزید than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!

If آپ counted 24 hours a day, it would take 31,688 years to reach one trillion!

Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive!

A مگرمچرچھ, گھڑیال always grows new teeth to replace the old teeth!

The sun is 330,330 times...
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Ok this is what i do when i like a boy so just saying NOT AN EXPERT!if some of آپ do the same thing say so in your comments. if this helps آپ guys, GREAT! if anyone has any سوالات most likely i will be مزید than happy to help ok here it goes.....ps dont make fun of my spelling ok NOW here it goes.....
1)i twirl my hair between my fingers
2)i constantly look at them (corner of my eye not ful-on-makes-you-think-im-a-stalker-chick look)yet when they are talking to me i act shy and look at their shoes
3)i laugh even when they're jokes are stupid
4)i get real nervous when they are around and act...
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Many legends have been told of frightening black dogs that hunt deserted roads, gloomy castles, even town houses. But the black dog of Hanging Hills is gentle and friendly, a splendid companion with whom to spend an afternoon-and is deadlier than all the rest. If آپ ever meet him, you'll know him سے طرف کی two peculiar features: One, he leaves no footprints. Two, he seems to bark occasionally, but never makes a sound. When آپ see him the first time, he brings آپ joy. He follows آپ wherever آپ go, wags his tail, waits for آپ if آپ stop along the way. The سیکنڈ time آپ meet him is a time of...
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posted by yoshifan1976
Doctor Mario was in his office when suddenly there was an urgent phone call. It was Daisy. "Mario, come quick. Luigi's very sick." "I'll be there right now, Daisy", Mario told her. Nurse آڑو was very concerned. "What's wrong, Mario?" "Luigi's sick", he answered with worry. "Go", آڑو told him kindly. "I can take care of things here." "Thanks, Peach". He gave her a kiss and then rode over to Luigi and Daisy's house. گلبہار, گل داؤدی hugged Mario and led him upstairs. "Hey little brother", he smiled at Luigi. Luigi smiled back. He loves his big brother Mario. No one understood the brotherly bond between...
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MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.





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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s سب, سب سے اوپر superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s مجموعی طور پر health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...
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posted by patrisha727
I have a WHOLE فہرست of facts in my computer so مزید will be coming! ^_^

To win a سونا disc, an album needs to sell 100,000 copies in Britain, and 500,000 in the United States.

Music was sent down a telephone line for the first time in 1876, the سال the phone was invented.

The CD was developed سے طرف کی Philips and Sony in 1980.
o About one-third of recorded CDs are pirated.
Ireland has won the most Eurovision song contests (7 times).

Annie Lennox holds the record for the most Brit awards (8).

The first pop video was Bohemian Rhapsody سے طرف کی Queen, released in 197

The British, the highest per capita...
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posted by modernfan
We were having an English class today and decided to write a poem. Please, don't mind our spelling mistakes. :)






Eva fell from the cloudy sky
Adam was frightened when she fell on him
Vancouver is a big city
Eva doesn't know what Vancouver is
Strings are broken
Damn, my گٹار doesn't work anymore
Rain forest isn't spelt with W
Omg, Oprah is calling me
Pepper on my eyes
I'll kill myself for that
Now, do آپ remember Adam and Eve
Grass is growing well






FCE Complete
posted by ITF
(written سے طرف کی ITF - also known as TheShadowWarrior - in memory of all the little goldfish in the world)


Here I swim, round and round
Same old thing, round and round
From morning's dawn to evening's light
I swim in circles دن and night
My keeper's coming. Something new?
No, it's not. Just the same tasteless food.
Friends all gone and my water's stale,
I wanted a paradise, instead I got a jail.
What did I do? What have I done?
This bowl on the counter top, it ain't no fun.

Here I stay, round and round
In constant misery, round and round
People came to take a look
Like I was just a picture from...
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posted by misscrazel
Hi! This is Abi aka Panda Sixx. I love art, from poetry, to drawing, from lyric writing, to dance, and many others. I wanted to share some of my art. I think art is a great way to express yourself, especially when آپ have a disorder like mine. I have been diagnosed with selective mutism (unable to speak to strangers and awkward) and probably have dyspraxia (clumsy and late with milestones.) I like art because I can express myself without talking. I'm comfortable singing, موسیقی is my true passion. I've always believed I was put on this earth to share my موسیقی and change the world with it. I've...
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posted by vampirer04
 Nepeta X Eridan
Nepeta X Eridan
:33< I love a troll. I don't care if آپ don't like me because I love him!

He's the cutest SEA DWELLER!

No one can stop me from loving him!

Don't try to make me love someone else!!

I choose who I wanna love, NOT YOU!!!!

His name is Eridan.

I call him Eri.

I want to be his matesprit!

Because, no one likes him :(

Plus I have a crush on him .

He has no one in his quadrents.

Nobody loves him. :(

BUT I DO! Hate me all آپ want!

I love him and that's FINAL!!!!

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ارے guys!!! I made this just فر, سمور fun!! I actually wrote this WHOLE thing on paper! XD XD!! Hope آپ enjoyed!!
posted by E-Scope90
I looked this up and it was really interesting.

The human brain weighs approximately 3.0 pounds. Human skin (all three layers) weighs approximately 20 pounds, intestines 7.5 pounds (large intestine: 4.0 lbs., small intestine: 3.5 lbs.), lungs 5 pounds (2.5 lbs. each), the liver 3.2 pounds, and the دل 0.6 pounds.e
Déjà vu (French for “already seen”) has never been fully explained, though some scientists believe that a neurological glitch causes an experience to be registered in the memory before reaching consciousness.i
In 1955, Einstein’s brain was preserved for research
Albert Einstein’s...
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In Congress, July 4, 1776

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog


Song: link

Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to پار, صلیب the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
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 Emmanuel کرن, رے as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. تصویر courtesy Fruit District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel کرن, رے will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted سے طرف کی actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted سے طرف کی Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)



I feel like Regina would take on one of two roles; either she's the dean یا the principal.
In the first scenario, Haggar is the principal. She's the one students are sent to for misbehaving. Icy and Bellatrix see her very, very often.

If not the dean of the school, I can see Regina as the principal due to her abilities and responsibilities as the mayor of Storybrook. She's a rather stern principal but she is well liked and respected. She keeps the school organized and in control.

Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender)



I feel like Azula's role is fairly obvious....
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posted by adaug
"Next...Come in!"Mr. Franklin said.When i walked through the doors,I thought."Wow,this is...it!My first job interview!"I waited for him to tell me to sit down."Sit on the couch."Mr. Franklin commanded.
"Oh...Okay."I sat in the middle of the couch."So,What's your name?Full name?"He asked."Jenifer Grace Golike."I answered."How do آپ spell your last name?"He asked looking up from his clipboard."G-o-l-i-k-e."I replied."Okay,have آپ had any job...experience?"He کہا taping his pen on his paper."Does a لیمونیڈ, لمنڈ stand count?"I thought,but of course,NO."No."I decided."Okay,tell us about your background,as...
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1. Bye them a Twilight T-shirt.

2. Constently yell "Team Edward!" یا "Team Jacob!" (I prefer Team Edward)

3. When آپ see a dog say "Oh my Twilight, It's a werewolf!"

4. Relate everything they say to something about Twilight.

5. Constently sing "SEXY VAMPIRE" at the سب, سب سے اوپر of your lungs when they're around.

6. When they say "I hate Twilight." start shaking really hard and when they ask آپ whats wrong say "I'm about to turn into a werewolf like Jacob."

7. Recite phrases from the کتابیں and say them to the Twilight haters.

8. Ask them if they think Rosalie is pretty.

9. Every time they speak reply with...
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posted by breebree446
Things to Try on an Elevator-

1) CRACK open your اٹیچی, بریف کیس یا handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the دیوار without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him یا her to call آپ Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY 'ding' at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these...
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posted by neonstars
Are آپ a scientist Cause I'd Like to do آپ on a میز, جدول , Periodically(:

If آپ where a مثلث You'd be acute one.

Is your name WiFi, because I feel a connection.

There something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it x3

ارے baby, better call life alert cause I've fallen for آپ and I can't get up (:

Roses are red. Foxes are clever. I like your but, shall I touch it forever?

آپ remind me of my اگلے boyfriend.

Do your legs hurt? From running through my dreams all night!

If آپ were a snack pack id eat آپ without a spoon.

آپ smell like a flower. Can I plant آپ in my garden?

Do آپ believe in love at first sight, یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?