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posted by Misharrypotter
2
Note Im Savannah your seeing it thur her eyes be note they may be bad grammer and spelling oh and she's in a wheelchair too

'' Get up now'' I her my mum yelling from down stairs. '' I'm up I been up a while I got dressed '' I کہا in return '' I don't care if your dressed یا not get up and fry this بیکن for your sister and your brother'' she says qutie rudely. I'm use to this stuff I have to take care of my older brother and sister and yet I'm the youngest and in a wheelchair your on my crunshs. I down stairs to fry the بیکن I get the in time to turn it before it burns. Maybe this سال my...
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سب, سب سے اوپر 10 signs your partner needs a vacation


1) He keeps handcuffing himself سے طرف کی accident.

2) He is starting to develop a crush on one of the transvestite hookers he arrested.

3) He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar.

4) He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop."

5) He wants آپ to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.

6) He keeps asking آپ if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.

7) He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.

8) The perpetrators beg him to stop talking about his hemorrhoids.

9) Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.

10) He wants to hear less talk and مزید موسیقی on the police channel
posted by moolah
1
Brotherly Love
By: moolah
Prologue

    Growing up with 4 brothers can be hectic. Even though Jesse, my twin brother was born 2 hours before me, he made sure I knew that I was the youngest. My oldest brother, Aaron was protective over me, as well as my 2nd oldest brother Martin was.
    I’m Emberlynn. Just the youngest child of Bernice and Amanda List. Our family lived in the good neighborhood. We always had food, and money. When I was in middle school my دوستوں would always come over to spy on my twin brother, Jesse. They thought he was cute. We shared...
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کیبن for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Four: Minnie
    Hi, I’m Minnie Ellen James Buchanan. I live with my boyfriend Sam’s parents, Ashley and Kurt. My parents (R.I.P), Nancy and Chris died 6 months پہلے in a horrible car accident. My little siblings, Marilyn and Jassen were sent to our godparents, Ian and Lea. I was old enough, that I wanted to be with my boyfriend. They welcomed me in with wide arms, but every time I have a school thing our something, they insist I talk to Ian and Lea about it, because they are just “the housing parents”. I treat them like my parents...
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posted by smileypop9
1
These مضامین are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part one.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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I hate school. That's what I think of when someone says the work 'school'.
I see the point of it and all (education so we don't remain stupid), but teachers practically torture us.
I mean, we go to school 7 hours, 5 days a week, and when we finally get to the weekend, یا a holiday, they give us 57364 assignments. Well geez, school! Give us a break!!
The teachers are really stupid at times.
How many times have آپ had conversations like...
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The Loss
By: Moolah
{Chapter One: Finding Out}

    Becca waited desperately for her brother, Collin to call the house. He’d went to a party last night, and someone had brought a gun-it was all over the news, and Becca was terrified she’d never see her brother ever again! She held her Gucci cell she’d bought off of E-bay about a ماہ ago, to her chest.
    Her mother was frantically looking around for the silver phone that was lying around the house somewhere. The newborn baby, Ashley was crying and, Becca’s toddler sister, Lynna was totting around...
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posted by cute20k
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Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells آپ a joke and آپ say "LOL".

3. آپ watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. آپ have called out someone's screen name while making love to your significant other.

5. آپ keep begging your دوستوں to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. آپ have to get a 2d phone line just so آپ can call پیزا Hut.

9. آپ go into labour and آپ stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOPPPPEEEEEEE
CHHHHHHHHAAAAANNNNEEEELLLLLL!
HIA VIEWERS!
It's me your host Invader Calliope.
It's nice to see آپ again! :3
Well todays specail guest is......IGGINS!
Iggins:Oh It's me IGGIN *laughs*
Invader Calliope:Your laugh was way off.
Iggins:What?
Invader Calliope:I کہا YOUR LAUGH WAS WAY OFF!
Iggins:What do آپ mean?
Invader Calliope:YOUR LAUGH COMES FROM RIGHT HERE *places hand on heart*
Iggins:YES MA'AM!
Invader Calliope:Ok so we got that over with! It's time for some talking!
Iggins:O-ok!
Invader Calliope:*smiles*
Iggins:Hello?
Invader Calliope:So how was your trip IGGINS!
Iggin:I-it was easy I al-alread-already live close so it was easy.
Invader Calliope:Well that's nice to know.I'm closing the دکھائیں today! BYE! I HOPE آپ ENJOY THE SUPRISE PICTURE!
The End
posted by Gothheart13
5
True and Touching Story:
A girl and a guy were speeding
over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:
Slow down, i'm scared.
Guy:
No, this is fun.
Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy:
Then tell methat
آپ love me.
Girl:
I love you, slow down.
Guy:
Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big
hug*
Guy:
Can آپ take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,
It's really bothering me.
The next
دن in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash,
but only one
survived."
The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the breaks weren't
working,
but he didn't want the girl to
know.
Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet
on so that she would live, even
if it meant that he would die.
If آپ would do the same for the
person آپ love.THANK YOU
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 Brought to آپ سے طرف کی trent-lover123
Brought to you by trent-lover123
Kiara:ow....ow.....ow....ow....ow...ow...OWWWWW!!!
Nurse:I didn't do any thing yet???
Kiara:oh??
Nurse:I GOT THE RESALTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Kiara:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell!!!!!!!!!!!
Nurse:your leg is....

Ichigo:WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FACE!!!!!!
Alexa:every thing your eyes آپ mouth your four head well every thing...
Ichigo:YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!!!
Alexa:are آپ sure are آپ really sure about that?
Ichigo:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES IM SURE!!!
*Alexa is blushing*
Alexa:your so flattering Ichigo.
Ichigo:WHHHHHAAAAAAAT!!!
*still blushing*
ALEXA:oh just stop it your making me blush....
*Ichigo starts blushing*
Ichigo:You...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the میز, جدول with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the دودھ carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check یا charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a ویژن ٹیلی set in her purse.
"So, do آپ always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by KatiiCullen94
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my thoughts at the moment..

1.
i dont know what people see anymore.
i think مزید people decide what it is they really saw, jsut to make them feel better.
Because anything can be anything آپ want it to be.

2.
i dont think آپ relize it when your changing, because your always feeling normal, its takes someone to look at you, that someone doesn't have to know you, to tell آپ your wrong about self.

3.
The biggest mistake آپ can make it letting someone too close, because like newtons first law, one will continue to do whatever it is doing unless a force interuppts. That force can be anything....
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posted by TDItwin
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this random ninger play (sorry if i offend آپ i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a ماہ so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are آپ in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an emo makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what آپ mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for آپ !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate آپ !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an emo he has no emotins except for the one that is emo ...GOD WHY DO آپ EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 سیکنڈ till آپ all cry total ninger theme song
 look at them
look at them
posted by monsy38
2
It started with me. That's not the weird part though. Apparantly I was a lion and I was sleeping on a بستر with a porcupine sleeping on سب, سب سے اوپر of me. The بستر that i was on was floating on something and when i looked down i realized that it was floating on a river that led to a gigantic waterfall. I looked to the edges for something to hold on to but the land was too far away. I doubted wether anything that was on it would have helped me either way because instead of trees and vines there was a GIANT lamp, a HUGE worm holding a clock who's numbers were falling off,some weird colourful blob thing,...
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posted by Mallory101
7
This should probably be taped
to your bathroom mirror
where one could read it every day.
آپ may not realize it,
but it's 100% true.


1. There are at least two people in this world
that آپ would die for.


2.. At least 15 people in this world
love آپ in some way.


3. The only reason anyone would ever hate آپ
is because they want to
be just like you.


4. A smile from آپ can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't
like you.


5. Every night,
SOMEONE thinks about آپ
before they go to sleep.


6. آپ mean the world to someone.


7. آپ are special and unique.


8. Someone that آپ don't even know exists loves you.


9. When آپ make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.


10. When آپ think the world
has turned its back on آپ
take another look.


11. Always remember the compliments آپ received.
Forget about the rude remarks.
Recently Jones had released a new تصویر on his youtube today, Jan 9, 2019. The تصویر was taken in Seattle Washington with the space needle in the background. With موسیقی symbols in the text, it is rumored Jones has something in store for 2019.
Back at PSX 2016 Jones announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. At E3 2018 he announced promotions for The Last Of Us Part ll. Currently IGN rumors that The Last Of Us Part ll will release within 2019 however Naughty Dog has yet to کریں تصدیق this. With The Last Of Us and other new موسیقی releasing this year. It could be a good turn around for Jones as he prepares for a possible new album.
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: ارے everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Why are we always standing in front of the exact same house?
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Don't ask me. Ask the director.
Master Sword: He's not even here.
Tom: Why not?
Master Sword: He got arrested for drunk driving, and attacking a police officer, thinking it was a zombie panda.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Strange.... very very strange. Today's crossover parody, Barbie: Life In The Russian Front....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Langley Virginia, CIA Headquarters.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a laptop*
Ted: *Walks into the room* Hello Johnny. What are آپ up to?
Johnny: Something I did with Commander Kane once. I got a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia سے طرف کی typing in a ten digit code, and now I want to see what else I can get.
Ted: This oughta be interesting.
Johnny: *Typing in the numbers* 7250589605. Let's check it out.
Ted: *Watching Johnny walk from the laptop*

In the parking garage, Johnny was ready with his watch.

Johnny: *Looks at his watch* 69DC.
Ted: DC? آپ got a Dodge Coronet.
Johnny: Oh hell yeah. *Runs as he selects...
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