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General Ways To Annoy People (its alphabetical!!!)

posted by slytherin360

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that آپ "like it that way".
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that آپ haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every سوال with another question. As soon as one of آپ says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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Zodiac Personalities

posted by FanFun1010

ARIES March 21 - April 19
The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS April 20 - May 20
The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take...

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The Problems With Twilight

posted by IloveDxC

Bella is predictable.
Vampires has no souls so how do they have emotions?
Edward has no fangs.
How can Edward be a vampire if he doesn't suck blood?
Edward sparkles in the sun.
In the wedding Edward was not burning یا sparkling.
Bella is ALWAYS SAVED سے طرف کی Edward.
Bella is boring.
Bella has no emotions while Edward does?
Besides Edward, Bella has no life.
How does Bella get pregnant if Edward is dead?
Edward abuses Bella, yet he loves her?
Edward watches Bella when she sleeps! What a stalker.
If vampires never age, does that mean that Edward would be in high/secondary school forever?
Bella tries to commit suicide,...

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X & Zero

posted by tokidoki123

Once Upon a time-Blood was being shed in the demon
Kingdom. There was an important war being fought,
And Devils and Angels were At war. The most Important demon,Was Being assasinated. Tied up,Being burnt in the Cellar,Was Hex-He was the most evil Devil ever. 10023 Years old,and looks like a 12-year old boy. A Red eye gleaming in the eye of his enemies. Angels Were kind-hearted creatures,And Killed him still. Little did Hex know, He was being reincarnated as a saint on earth...7 Years later-Hex awoke in a deserted field. "What in hell...?" کہا Hex As he stood on his trembling legs. He looked...

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hair beauty : girls

posted by darina25

u will need: shampoo, towel, conditioner. not much is it?

1st way longer, do it in the evening b4 goin 2 bed
~ wet ur hair
~ wash ur hair with any sort of shampoon then if ur done just half dry it with ur towel ( do not use a hairdryer it only burns ur hair )
~ be4 ur hair dries put ur conditioner in ur hair from the سب, سب سے اوپر 2 the bottom. n leave it till morning
~ in the morning wash ur hair
~ dry it with ur towel n wait till it dries fully
~ the last step is 2 be happy with ur new soft hair.

2nd if u don't have enough time then try step 2

~ wash ur hair n dry it with towel.
~ put conditioner on still wet hair n leave it 4 around 5 mins.
~ then wash the conditioner of with shampoon
~ dry it of with a towel.
~ when it dries then, just be happy with new hair.

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RICH vs. POOR

posted by juicyjossy9

A تصویر I took of a farm that produces میپل syrup…

A photo I took of a farm that produces maple syrup…

Published سے طرف کی Heather, SuperForester
on December 12, 2010
in Superforest journal
___________________________________

Hello SuperForest!

I received this little story in my میل ای باکس ان recently, and upon reading it, I immediately thought of SuperForest. We have talked about redefining wealth and success before, but this is a simple story that illustrates the common thread of abundance and gratitude that often shows up in our SuperForest universe.

Let’s share this story with our loved ones, especially during this holiday season, as it is important to remind ourselves to be grateful for what we have,...

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Schoolstuck: chapter two

posted by canal

Dave x John

~A/N~ I realized what I’ve done to mituna and I was really sad for a while. But that will be cleared up. Now enjoy your asses off.

(John’s POV)

“He kissed you?!” Jade blurted out flailing hers arms around. I nodded my cheeks growing warm. Jade was laughing so hard she fell off her chair. “Are آپ okay?!” I asked loudly helping her off the ground. “Yeah” She کہا a single tear held in her eye. “Sometime آپ can be a real…clutz” I shook my head my hands gripping tightly to her arms. “John..” She trailed off. “Yes Jade?” I asked looking up at her, even she was taller...

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10 Things Not to do in a Lightsaber Battle

posted by spongefan612

Hello there. Here is a فہرست about what not to do with a lightsaber. Our intern Bob will demonstrate. :D

1. Never hold your lightsaber upside down

Bob: *holds upside down* OWWWWWWW MY HANDS! D:

2. Never play with your lightsaber

Bob: Look I can throw my lightsaber! :D *throws*
AAAAH MY SHOULDER!

3. Never get distracted during the battle

Bob: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh *does nothing*
*opponent kills Bob* Don't worry, he'll resurrect :D

4. Never bring a mini-lightsaber

Bob: Look at my mini-lightsaber! :D
Opponent: That thing is useless! *kills*

5. Overkill is good :D (plus breaking the rules for something آپ should...

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FOR GIRLS EYES ONLY!!!!!!!!

posted by Mel4ever

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So آپ have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! ارے girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did آپ know kissing is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken سوپ actually makes آپ feel better. 94% of boys would love it if آپ sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your سب, سب سے اوپر lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult آپ when they like you! 89% of guys want آپ to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. Chocolate will make آپ feel better! Most...

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the ABC's of ex-lovers

posted by karpach_13

A is for the automobile which he doesn't own.

B is also for brain, which was located between his legs.

C is for the commitment that was never there.

D is for the dildo he didn't know I had.

E is for ego. His was bigger than a hot air balloon.

F is for his faithfulness, as long as there wasn't something یا someone better to do.

G is also for the spot he could never find!

H is for laughter (HA! HA!) the last sound he heard from me as he was walking out the door.

I is for impotent which is what I told everyone he was.

J is for jugular, the one I'd love to sever.

K is for kinky, he always started without...

The Nut House Episode 17

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. آپ can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 17: Fast But Not Furious

It was an average afternoon in The Nut House, but that would soon change.

Parker: *Walks into the restaurant*
Kevin: Well, he seems pretty happy.
Liam: Hello Parker.
Parker: Hi guys. Guess what.
Kevin: You're moving into a different state.
Liam: You...

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How To Indentify An Idiot?

posted by TVD_rocks

From the internet :)

(1) He spends twenty منٹ looking at an مالٹا, نارنگی رس, جوس box because it said, "concentrate".

(2) He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

(3) He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

(4) He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

(5) He tries to drown a fish.

(6) If آپ gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

(7) He trips over a cordless phone.

(8) He takes a ruler to بستر to see how long he slept.

(9) At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".

(10) He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".

(11) He invents a solar...

Merry Freakin' Christmas - دن 24: Rogue Warrior

posted by Windwakerguy430

So this is a game I have only heard about in whispers. Everyone has told me that Rogue Warrior was a terrible game, but no one ever told me why. They just say “It’s boring” یا “It’s not fun”, but I was always curious as to why it was so bad. And then I figured it out. Rogue Warrior was a game Rebellion Developments and published سے طرف کی Bethesda. Yep, the same Bethesda that tells us sweet little lies. آپ people thought Fallout 76 was the worst thing with Bethesda’s name slapped on it, just آپ wait. Based very, very, very loosely on the autobiography سے طرف کی actually named Richard “Dick”...

Funny people being serious

posted by Canada24

1: JIM CARREY - THE NUMBER 23:
Carrey has been in serious work before.
But to me, nothing compares to his perfamance in "the number 23".
The thriller were Carrey protrays a depressed, averaged married man.
Who, while reading book called "the number 23". Begins seeing the number everywhere he goes, and he slowly starts going a bit crazy.
But not your average "Jim Carrey crazy".
But much spookier.
I won't give away the ending, but let's just say he "discovered who he truly was"..

2: JASON BATEMAN - THE GIFT:
Another thriller.
Although Bateman wasn't above still throwing in several jokes.
For the most...

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The Story of My نام کا صارف

posted by My8thUsername

A/N: Okay, this مضمون sucks, 'cause I suck at writing, and you're gonna hate it and tell me so. Just saying. Anyway, I just felt like doing this, so there. Don't like it, don't read it. It's as simple as that. Oh, yeah, and I wrote this before I actually wrote the article, so don't blame me if it turns out crappier than I thought. It's not my fault. Well, okay, it is, since I wrote it, but who cares. like I کہا before, don't like, don't read. And wow, this is turning out to be a very long Authors Note...

Okay, so (if آپ hadn't noticed it already) my user name is My8thUsername. Well, technically...

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Mysterious love chapter two

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love

-chapter two-

That night he was all I could think about.Him and his eyes.After a few گھنٹہ I fell asleep and woke up سے طرف کی the sound of my alarm,then I heared my father call me over and over i guess I had fallen asleep again.Then I got up and threw on a شرٹ, قمیض that had some sort of عنوان on it I could not read because it was worn out.Then I went too my dresser too find some pants after I put my old converse on I went down stairs too see my father sitting there drinking coffee."dad what are آپ doing here aren't آپ supposed too be a work?"
"no i am staying here too have breakfast...

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x

posted by aimikazeee

[4:13:04 PM] melody: This was it. My boyfriend Harry Styles was about to come ہوم after three months on tour. I spent the whole entire دن cleaning the house and cooking just for his arrival. I even bought some lingerie at Victoria Secret, I usually don’t wear it because I see no point in it but I knew how much Harry loved it on me.

Throughout the whole دن he would send me text messages both naughty and nice ones. I wore my روب, چغہ on سب, سب سے اوپر of the lingerie and just the thought of him coming ہوم and seeing me then just take me into the bedroom and fuck me all night.

My thoughts were interrupted...

The Cops Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

The دائرے, حلقہ comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed سے طرف کی the name, WindWakerGuy430

St. Foallis Maresourri, 1996

The three characters in the link above were driving a 1994 Caprice car down a road at 2 in the morning. They were all tired, and wanted to go to bed.

Bob: Ah hell. Give me مزید booze before we do anything like this again.
Lewis: Okay.
Mare: *Talking on the radio* Attention...

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Girls night out

posted by karpach_14

Two women دوستوں had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking ہوم they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone یا something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe...

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ترکاریاں, سلاد is Evil

posted by My8thUsername

A/N: Before آپ ask, no, this isn't my story. I just heard is somewhere. A LONG time ago. Please don't sue me if this is yours! *Sobs* I'M TOO YOUNG TOO DIE!!!

Once upon a time there was a man. I don't know his name. Lets call him George. So...George isn't fat, he's just...a little over-weight. Just a little. And he doesn't like it. Not one bit. So he tries dieting. It doesn't work. He can't help it, he just can't go for over three days without going to MacDonalds. He does this for a couple months, starting diets and ditching them when he gets too hungry. Finally, he gets so fed up with this...