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posted by trentgwenfan1
3
i love cereal yes i do

i love cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i love cerial yes i do i love cerial آپ better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if آپ can't have crealeal

do not steal

i love creal yes we do i love ceral آپ should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i love ccerale yes i do

i love crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some random songs آپ made up plz commet
posted by invadercalliope
When آپ turn around, who is that behind you?
Bury your claws in the darkness and shred the night
The raindrops turn to drops of blood and trickle down your cheek
If آپ have no place to return to
Stop on this finger, on this finger of mine
Where the evening cicadas cry in the forbidden forest
آپ cannot turn back anymore

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furimuita sono ushiro no sorewa dare
kurayami ni tsume wo tatete yoru wo hikisaita
amadare wa chi no shizuku to natte hoho wo tsutaiochiru
mou dekonimo kaeru basho ga nainara
kono yubi tomare watashi no yubi ni
sono yubi goto tsuretetteageru
higurashi ga naku akazu no mori de
atomodori wa mou dekinai
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws food at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid سوالات (ex: What do لائبریری cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a دن when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who آپ think she is
posted by AngelVicki427
3
I put up this مضمون just to inform u on how horrible animaal cruelty is, not to be negative یا anything.
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One rapidly growing concept is animal cruelty.
Animal cruelty simply means cruel unwarranted treatment of animals. Such treatment generally has a single point program - to subject animals and sometimes pets to unnecessary harm and pain. One major type of animal cruelty is torture.
Neglect and abandonment are the most common forms of companion animal abuse in the United States.
Scientists estimate that 100 species go extinct every day! That's...
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posted by tooch
6
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think یا relate to these, in some way یا another:

-Getting that knot feeling in your stomach when آپ want to cry.
-Pinky swears mean business.
-"Who are آپ talking to?"...... "TELL THEM I SAY HI!!!!!!"
-Hiding when someone آپ don't know knocks on your door.
-That moment where آپ think "Wow, I'm weird."
-We teenagers need naps waaaaaaaay مزید than preschoolers do.
-I hate that 'back to school' feeling.
-Jumping 500ft to your بستر because you're afraid something under your بستر is going to grab you.
-Every year,...
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posted by tooch
3
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think یا relate to these, in some way یا another:

-I accept your apology, but I do not accept آپ as my friend anymore.
-I hate when my parents take everything so seriously.
-I get upset when my phone looses one battery bar.
-Hearing rumors about your favourite celeb and getting pissed off.
-You call me.. I ignore it. I get a "restricted/unknown" call.. do آپ think I'm dumb?
-We all want what we can't have.
-Seeing a scary movie either to laugh یا have someone hold you.
-Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean...
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posted by jessicamc26
4
A wife arrived ہوم and found her husband in بستر with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! آپ aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set آگ کے, آگ to the shed. آپ do whatever آپ have to do!"
1) red is a flesh eating disese

2)red is EVIL

3)it only goese out with blue

4)red has big ears(bigger than dumbo)

5)red was born it italy and is now a world wide sensation(like shakira(soory spelling)hah)

6)red will one دن take over the world

7)red lives in our mind

8)red's پسندیدہ food is pizza

9)red eats our brains(look at number 7)

10)hates the world

11)it plays your wii after آپ go to بستر at night

12)lloooooooveesssss twilight

13)kissed justin bieber

14)likes the pretty little liars tv دکھائیں

15)hates the preety little liar books

16)red hates the color red

17)is my motheres friend دوستوں friend

18)only shops at the mall

19)middle name is code

20) last name is wow

21)loves me

22)hates آپ

23)has a pet rock

24) is wachinng آپ

25)hi

26) os my friend



lol this is completly real i promise so plz look out for the color red
posted by jblovesme4ever
7
سب, سب سے اوپر WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR TEACHER

1)cry randomly

2) when the teacher calls on آپ say whocares

3)when somone else answeres a qustion say i no ino and if the teacher calls on آپ say how should i no

4)scream out nerd when آپ walk سے طرف کی somene

5)call smart ppl nerds

6)read magizenes when آپ are supposed to do work

7)read this فہرست as your history رپورٹ and say this should be an a ppls

8) play your آئی پوڈ, ipod and say this is my fravorite song

9) always say yea when آپ get an f in a test

10) say i llove آپ to your teaachers

11)the end is always the begining of your project
The Best Town in the World Has a Fall Festival
Every سال my town, Ashley ville hosts the Fall Festival of کدو, لوکی pies. It's a really fun time. Everyone comes to the Simon Baker Park to play games, eat delicious food, see all the animals, and talk in the last of the silly weather. My پسندیدہ booth is the one that serves fried chairs on a stick!

This year, the Festival was extra special because there was a surprise guest; Katy Perry came to play on the Ashley ville Stage! It was the best کنسرٹ ever. While Katy Perry played, 13 geese sang along. But that wasn't half as amazing as the fact that the geese sang better than Katy Perry. At the awards ceremony that evening, all of the geese won blue ribbons for their singing. It was the best Fall Festival ever!
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) اقدام everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an ہاتھی weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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posted by wild-bby
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My friend گیا کیا پوسٹ these on her bebo page a while پہلے so I thought I'd share them with آپ :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by SaitoSaturno
12
1. I've got my لائبریری card and im checking آپ out.
2.If I could rearrange thealphabet Id put U and I together.
3. Are آپ wearing space pants? Cuz your butt is out of this world!
4. Hey, girl scout, those کوکیز for sale?
5. آپ must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you.
6. Are آپ a Pokemon? Cuz I wanna Pikachu!
7. I'd keep آپ in isle 7; that's where we keep the hot tomales
8. So is it hard?
9. آپ wanna hot dog to go with those buns? (LOL)
10. Do آپ like it? You're job? Is it really hard? (gotta think dirty)
posted by shiriny
6
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

مزید famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy کرن, رے cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz
posted by BellaCullen96
10
Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person اگلے to آپ if they know how to tap into top-secret پینٹاگون, گون files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the خارج key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever آپ hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard سے طرف کی reaching over, saying "Excuse...
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posted by cleo-mermaid
13
ok lots of people have been asking how to fo this. its easy!

ok, go to پرستار pop, sign in, go to the "home page" scroll down untill آپ go to the bottom..mabey a little bit up from the bottom.

kk when آپ have done that....there is a button saying: "create new club/spot"
click on that...wait for it then آپ have it!!!

then make sure آپ dont make a club that already exists (i forget why...sorry not a big help!!) but make topic, tags, تفصیل and then when آپ finished that...click on "edit club" (its under the banner)

then scroll down...(right down)...click on "banner" put on the banner.
just under-nieth-(sorry bout the spelling mistakes)-it says شبیہ put on the icon.

then your done!! (add things to it like: photos, video, answers, quizes and other stuff(things) then people will join...oh and here is the link: link
I decided to create a فہرست of twenty of my personal favourite hard rock songs.

No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.

1. "Highway Star", سے طرف کی Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", سے طرف کی Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", سے طرف کی Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", سے طرف کی ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", سے طرف کی Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", سے طرف کی Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", سے طرف کی Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", سے طرف کی Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", سے طرف کی Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", سے طرف کی Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", سے طرف کی The Runaways
12. "Mother, سے طرف کی Danzig
13. "Voodoo", سے طرف کی Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", سے طرف کی Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", سے طرف کی Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", سے طرف کی Autograph
17. "I Love آپ Period", سے طرف کی Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", سے طرف کی Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", سے طرف کی Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", سے طرف کی Kansas
posted by Kswifty13
15
ok people let get this good because if آپ like him آپ will regret it for ever he was making people do things for his good and he told me to lie about my age when the bible says do not lie that is not good to lie

this is the truth and i am not lieing trust me
آپ can ask me anything آپ do get

so if آپ do not believe me and all that send me something and ask me anything what آپ do not get in writing just do not over do it

do not پرستار this person are آپ will be put up to things آپ will not want to do

dont dont dont
thank آپ and good bye
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
posted by invadercalliope
1
I hope آپ enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all آپ opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't آپ see, the resolve to cut آپ reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...
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posted by milorox18
15
WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me آپ love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can آپ take off my ہیلمیٹ and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the اگلے day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his ہیلمیٹ so that she would live even if he died.