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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Ways to Annoy:
1.say a random word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a food they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy اگلے to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as آپ can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ and come out with ketchup all over آپ and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem...
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posted by Tamar20
The Fucking Disclaimer
If آپ are offended سے طرف کی the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.
Uses of the word Fuck
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where آپ are in the world, everyone knows exactly what آپ mean when آپ say "Fuck Off".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why آپ will never read something like:
"Fuck off", he hinted.
Grammatical Usage
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane)...
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The List

1. Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can آپ fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling پاپ کارن, پوپکارن that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get پاپ کارن, پوپکارن yell, “I’m...
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I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read سوالات aloud, debate your جوابات with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that آپ can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this سوال on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get آپ something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If آپ don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life کہا Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….

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WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to شامل میں their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged سے طرف کی you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before آپ Family Guy شائقین start to flame me, Meg is my پسندیدہ character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the دکھائیں puts her...
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posted by nmdis
It's the boy آپ never told 'I like you'
It's the girl آپ let get away
It's the one آپ saw that دن on the train
But آپ freaked out and walked away

It's the plane آپ wanna catch to Vegas
Things آپ swear you'd do before آپ die
It's the city of love that waits for you
But you're too damn scared to fly

[Chorus x2:]
Hit the lights
Let the موسیقی اقدام you
Lose yourself tonight
Come alive
Let the moment take you
Lose control tonight

It's the time that آپ totally screwed up
Still you're tryna get it out your brain
It's the fight آپ had when آپ didn't make up
It's the past that you're dying to change

It's all...
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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.

1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...
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posted by jessy_an
Most of time when آپ talk to a person and start to talk about another person with them like how much they are nice and especial for آپ so the person with whom آپ are talking feel jealous that آپ like another person مزید they think about it مزید and مزید and they start to hate آپ can see how jealousy turns to hate and in this world we should love each other because hate can destroy the world and the earth is only place where آپ can live don't destroy it don't make anyone jealous I know it's happens to آپ too.
PS: I'm bored lol idk what did i just write.
posted by Heartisalone
Yeah, so we kinda invaded Random.
We are sorry for anyone offended, hurt, crushed, burned, murdered, یا struck speechless سے طرف کی our actions.
For those of آپ who were thinking that... not to name some.
We are a nation of those who deeply appreciate symmetry, and the great 8.
We wanted to spread symmetry awareness.
Hopefully our goals were achieved.

I hope آپ accept our apology.

Oh leader 8, if آپ are reading this, آپ missed a lot.
We love you.
posted by sid1123
So i would like to write about this since it has been happening very often now and i would like to share my thoughts on this very pressing issue .. all of us hav the right to criticize .. But the سوال is not how we criticize others یا why we do it ... It is what if someone did the same to us .. Not everyone has the ability to take criticism that well.When we say something rude to someone it mostly depends on how they take it. Us fanpoppers have our own way of doing things and we are random who cares but we should not hurt others .Because of this we fail to correct our biggest mistake which...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva

* No one can overhear your conversation
* Can get away with it while your Phone is on silent
* the use of smileys
* helps improve use of keyboard (in my opinion)
* can do it whenever
* takes the place of fone calls

* nosy peeps may read over your shoulder
* some people just dont know how to spell
* parent dont get why us teens are so addicted to this
*the person آپ texted doesnt reply till the اگلے day:((

ok this was my first own idea مضمون and i wanna know if آپ would still like a look inside my mind on what i think about things<33

posted by RandomOne
Note: These have been all tried سے طرف کی me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to random people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن at random people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were آپ following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, آپ run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do آپ follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do آپ have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...
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(Intro Music)
We wonder, are آپ ready to شامل میں us now?
Hands in the air, we will دکھائیں آپ how come and try caramell will be your guide (be your guide)
So come and اقدام your hips,
Look at your two, do it
You and me can sing this melody

Dance to the beat,
wave your hands together
Come feel the heat,
Forever and forever
Listen and learn,
It is time for prancing
Now we are here with Caramelldansen
Fron Sweden to UK we will bring our song Austrailia,USA,and people of Hong Kong They have herd...
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posted by trentgwenfan1
1st step what is the montth of your brith دن
1/ 1 meet
2/ i hurt
3/ i wached
4/ i eat
5/ i smaked
6/ i married
7/ i fainted
8/ i got mad
9/ i ran
10/ i broke
11/ i drove
12/ i went to a party

step 2 the دن of your brith
1 a fat guy
2 a goth girl
3 a musition
4 a dumb person
5 a person that dance very stupidely
6 a mean brat
7 a a hot guy
8 justin beber
9 hannah montana
10 peter gifin
11 a loser
12 prestdent oboma
13 will drinking soda
14 myslef
15 آپ
16 a old man
17 will boxing
18 a wii
19 a maniac
20 a mime
21 Facebook
22 a فلیمنگو, فلیمِنگو
23 a grave
24 michel oboma
25 a haertbreaker
26 a warewolf...
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posted by SuperFunFan1001
Yay haha I just got bored.... This song freaks me out for some reason

If آپ go out in the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If آپ go out in the woods today
You'd better go in disguise.

For every برداشت, ریچھ that ever there was
Will gather there for certain, because
Today's the دن the teddy bears have their picnic.

Picnic time for teddy bears,
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today.
Watch them, catch them unawares,
And see them picnic on their holiday.
See them gaily dance about.
They love to play and shout.
And never have any cares.
At six o'clock their mommies and daddies
Will take them...
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posted by Dippicus
Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."

When آپ die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Isaac Asimov is the only مصنف to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

The newspaper serving Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, the ہوم of Rocky and Bullwinkle, is the Picayune Intellegence.

It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on سب, سب سے اوپر of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point....
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posted by flipflopkitteh
-Cats: Will treat آپ like slaves.
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.

-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.

-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.

-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for آپ to feed them.

-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your بستر and take up all the space.

-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.

-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.

-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when آپ try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will...
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posted by BellaCullen96
All passengers should pretend to have their own brake pedal.
Always grab the dashboard یا doorhandle and yell "Whoa!"
Always tell the driver to slow down یا speed up.
As a passenger, feel free to take your shoes off and smell up the whole car.
Constantly remind the driver of road conditions.
Every time آپ see a car do something that ticks آپ off, ask everyone in the car with آپ if it is included it on the "How to drive like a Moron" webpage.
Every time آپ see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Grab the steering wheel if آپ feel the driver can not deal with a traffic situation....
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1. Answer سے طرف کی saying: "hi Buddy the elf what's your پسندیدہ color.." trail off then count three سیکنڈ and hang up

2. Answer the phone سے طرف کی saying "taco" then hang up

3. When they ask if آپ want anything their selling say back "well actually I have some nice air fresheners in my bag, would آپ like the buy some" when they answer say "no! Just no!" then hang up

4. Say "your unavailable to reach me at the moment, please leave a message after the beep, also... stop calling my asshole!" then hang up

5. Pick up and say "I'm busy" then hang up

6. Pick up the phone turn on an app with gay/mean/Girly/dorky...
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