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Most of these phrases were once funny and not at all annoying. Then newfags just have to come along and start using and abusing them.

And some were already shitty and annoying to begin with.

Once great phrases turned annoying

Cool story bro

کتیا, کتيا please


U mad?


True story

20% Cooler

Phrases that were already annoying to begin with



X people are Y (youtube)


X people missed the like button(youtube again)

posted by Bella_Dhampir
I didn't write this BTW.. so no credits to me ^_^ My cousin did.

1) Dont invite people to شامل میں stupid groups and causes . Like... 'Help Bob find his dog.' Who the hell is bob and why should they help him? Maybe he is such a sick guy the dog just ran off! And how are they supposed to help him find the dog using facebook? سے طرف کی whistling on their wall? Come'on!

2) Liking every single status and commenting on every post someone posts is tantamount to stalking. I feel like walking naked ... Mike likes this. I feel like killing someone ... Mike likes this. Mary joined the group, Help Bob Find his Dog...
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posted by cute20k
Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these quotes are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring آپ back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in love and آپ get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the love آپ have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one...
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posted by BeautysOverated
1.    Run to the سب, سب سے اوپر of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a اونٹ in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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posted by TDIlover4ever
1. If آپ have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, آپ have $1.19. آپ also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

2. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the لنکن Memorial.

3. President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

4. In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

5. Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

6. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of...
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1. اقدام the refrigerator into the bathroom (preferably in the bath tub)

2. Hang outside from an upstairs window

3. اقدام all of your furniture into their room and when they return home, insist that your imaginary friend needed some personal space so آپ have to اقدام into their room

4. Decorate the roof with glitter and ketchup.

5. Carve the lyrics of Elmo's song into every tree.

6. Mow the lawn in certain places to create the word 'pie'

7. Memorize pi, then illustrate it on a large sheet of paper insisting that your mother hangs it on the fridge.

8. Replace all 'grade A' papers hung up on the fridge...
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1.Turn on your پسندیدہ موسیقی یا tv show,your پسندیدہ song makes آپ want to get done faster but don't get distracted. Also, try to stay away from cell phones یا instant messaging آپ will get to carried away and before آپ know it آپ will be texting.

2.Pick up your clothes. Put them into two piles, the dirty and the clean pile. Put the dirty clothes in the hamper and hang یا fold your clean clothes and place them in the closet.if آپ put your clothes in a dresser fold them neatly so there will be مزید room in it.

3.Put all your shoes away. آپ could keep a pair out neatly but put the rest...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving love in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in آپ and the things آپ doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
posted by CommanderCody
Love is out.
I look at my baseballbat then i look at you.I put on my hat آپ sit down i know آپ love me but instead آپ walk away.I can't win this game cause آپ are gone any way.

I سوئنگ, جھول the bat and i miss so it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
love is out

آپ don't watch that ہوم run your just out of here I'm makin آپ happy آپ and everyone.I'm sorry for آپ wantin to go and i get a strike so...

I سوئنگ, جھول the bat i miss so it's
strike one
strike two
strike three
love is out

I seem to love آپ and آپ don't give a darn we're close in love like a cat to yarn. so I don't know why I try

I سوئنگ, جھول my bat i miss so it's
I سوئنگ, جھول my bat so o o o
strike one
strike two
strike three
love is out
yeah love is out
سے طرف کی Karen Armstrong
December 2010
222 pages

One of the most original thinkers on the role of religion in the modern world—author of such acclaimed کتابیں as A History of God, Islam, and Buddha —now gives us an impassioned and practical book that can help us make the world a مزید compassionate place.

Karen Armstrong believes that while compassion is intrinsic in all human beings, each of us needs to work diligently to cultivate and expand our capacity for compassion. Here, in this straightforward, thoughtful, and thought-provoking book, she sets out a program that can lead...
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Answer their سوالات with questions

Ask if آپ they can put food color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about پیزا maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a تبصرہ about his abs.

Ask if the پیزا has had its shots

Ask if the پیزا is organically grown

Ask if them for a free تاریخ with one of the staff if آپ make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as آپ think we all are.

No matter what آپ say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like آپ to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call آپ beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If آپ have cramps
and we ask آپ what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the ماہ and
nothing more.

If آپ really liked us for us, you...
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posted by Tayloraddict-1
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا time quietly throw food but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my پچھواڑے, گدا is fat یا i stuff twinkies in my پچھواڑے, گدا make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a تل, مول dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores سے طرف کی lying on him saying stuff like Jason کہا that he was going to kick my پچھواڑے, گدا یا something like that
☆Tell him to give آپ a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like آپ heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
Become a پرستار today
1. Cause it felt like it.

2. mayb it wanted 2. EVR THINK OF THAT!!!!!????

3. It wanted 2 make chiken soup

4. it wanted some chiken soup.

5. it needed 2 get to the other side

6. it saw Justin Bieber (all chickens r شائقین of him u no)

7. on the other side of the road was a KFC

8. the ppl on his side kept asken Y did the chicken پار, صلیب the road

9. he had reasons 2

10. he was lost

11. he wanted to make this joke

12. he wanted 2 bcome famous with this joke.

P.S. i coodnt member the rest of the original joke!lol
Here is alot of random things to do when your bored, i made most of these up with friends!

1.When your in the سپر مارکیٹ go up to a random stranger and whisper "I will come for آپ in the night" behind thier back

2.Stand اگلے to a person who is taller then آپ and shout "IM SHRINKING!"

3.Go into your local سپر مارکیٹ and grab a large fruit (watermellon ect.) and hand it to a random person and say "The fate of the world depends on your desision" then walk away

4.When your in a arioplane skip around singing "Im walking in the air!"

5.The اگلے time your in the lift grin and say "I've got new socks...
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posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created سے طرف کی augustemily1997

Created سے طرف کی augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did آپ know that every night before آپ go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If آپ repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with آپ will approach آپ within one ماہ and ask آپ out یا grab آپ and kiss you. but if آپ break this chain no one will...
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posted by moolah
Do آپ think Eggs are disgusting?

Are dogs cute?

Do آپ fish?

Are آپ at the age where آپ can drink?

Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?

Do آپ have a boyfriend یا girlfriend?

Do آپ know who Hayley Steele is?

Have آپ ever watched Good Luck Charlie?

Ever taken a sponge bath?

Do آپ have your ears pierced?

Ever broken your butt?

چائے is…?

Ever READ Twilight Saga?

Ever burnt chocolate in the microwave?

Ever wanted to die before?

Any siblings?

Chocolate Pie is Gross?

Do آپ have a cat?

Do آپ have a dog?

Have آپ ever had a baby?

Are آپ father یا a mother یا nothing?

Do آپ write stories?

Your best friend’s name is…?

If آپ had a catch phrase what would it be?

پسندیدہ singer?

Is Robert Pattinson hot یا what?

Yes یا No?

Black یا White?

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So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway آپ never take, یا teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from lost to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see آپ crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person یا kindly...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
1. Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make love with you.

2. Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until آپ find your
contact lens.

3. مککا, عجیب الخلقت the body and tell people that he hit آپ first.

4. Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.

5. Ask someone to take a snapshot of آپ shaking hands with the deceased.

6. At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.

7. Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.

8. Ask the widow to give آپ a kiss.

9. Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.

10. Tell the undertaker that your...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1. When آپ are choosing a seat, point at someone and say loudly in a childish voice, "I don't want to sit to that guy, he smells funny!"

2. Everytime there is a gun shot, scream, "Hit the floooor!", jump to the floor and cover your head.

3. Quote all dialogue five سیکنڈ after it's کہا on screen.

4. Ask the person at the ticket counter "Do آپ come here often?"

5. Start an standing ovation at the end of the movie.

6. Become a bookie. Take bets on which character (or audience member) will die first.

7. Throw پاپ کارن, پوپکارن in the air and yell, "It's snowing"

8. Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed....
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